DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/23/2011 Duedate: 09/05/2011
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-507
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [17-1-2,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLATULENCE POSITION IS EMPTY
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [17-1-2,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FLATULENCE FALSE TEETH
TOO OLD (327) TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [17-1-2,119] (63-2876) [0-1-0,1]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WAYFARERS (248)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 24
2. WAYFARERS (248) 9 TOO OLD (327)
3. BAD GIRLS (325) 3 Unchartered Team
4. TOO OLD (327) 3
5. DESTROYERS (317) 0 THE LOVE BOAT CREW (212)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TOO OLD (327) 60 19 6 75.9 1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248) 8 7 0
2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 11 5 2 68.8 2/ 2 TOO OLD (327) 7 2 0
3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325) 60 49 9 55.0 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325) 6 4 0
4- 4*DESTROYERS (317) 3 3 0 50.0 4/ 5 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 1 2 0
5/ 6 WAYFARERS (248) 806 851 18 48.6 5- 7*DESTROYERS (317) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 678): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 662): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 678): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 662): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 660): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
(turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in AMEN-TEI this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, CLEOPATRA fought HOONOES WARE
and gained 14 points and contributed to BAD GIRLS' 2-2-0. DEMO DERBY has lost to
RUTHLESS JAYWALKER, falling 15 points, while helping make WAYFARERS a 3-2-0 turn.
The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and FLATULENCE remains
AMEN-TEI's top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I
saw last night, cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. WAYFARERS has cause to stand tall, as
they were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And avoiding WAYFARERS more than any other team we find BAD GIRLS. AMEN-TEI,
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take
notice that SLITHER from SERPENTS HOLD 113 was AMEN-TEI's most challenged warrior
this turn. Tsk, tsk, tsk. LUCY BORDEN, does your manager know you're challenging
down 21 points to fight SLITHER from SERPENTS HOLD 113? Well, will you look at this,
LUCY BORDEN was beat by SLITHER, and BAD GIRLS will have to explain why they made
such a challenge in the first place.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that AMEN-TEI has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLATULENCE 2834 17 1 2 119 TOO OLD (327)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLITHER 2852 11 5 2 93 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCY BORDEN 2850 6 2 1 71 BAD GIRLS (325)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS PASSIN' 2860 9 2 0 61 WAYFARERS (248)
-VARICOSE VEIN 2859 4 0 0 58 TOO OLD (327)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMO DERBY 2863 8 2 0 45 WAYFARERS (248)
-DREADNAUGHT 2693 3 3 0 45 DESTROYERS (317)
LILLY SCOOTER 2849 10 7 0 41 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONESOME DOVE 2866 5 4 0 28 WAYFARERS (248)
CLEOPATRA 2840 2 1 0 27 BAD GIRLS (325)
-HOT FLASH 2865 1 3 0 27 TOO OLD (327)
-MEMORY? 2864 5 1 0 25 TOO OLD (327)
KATHY GRIFFIN 2875 2 2 0 25 BAD GIRLS (325)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOONOES WARE 2862 5 5 0 20 WAYFARERS (248)
TOKYO ROSE 2874 1 0 0 9 BAD GIRLS (325)
FALSE TEETH 2876 0 1 0 1 TOO OLD (327)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Varicose Vein -- Well, darn. I thought that was a road map! No wonder I went
astray. -- Lilly Scooter
P.S. Orcs don't have Varico's veins. The nerve of some people, thinking we'd take
her old veins!
Hot Flash -- Wow, blinding! Can you do it on command? You could get a job as a
lighthouse. -- Hoonoes Ware
Kathey Griffin -- Ah, I was hoping you were a "bad girl" in a more friendly and
playful way. So it goes. -- Lonesome Dove
Ruthless, the Jaywalker may be, but he isn't smart. He darted right in front of me,
and I knew I had him! Squashed him flat. I'd've driven across him a second time,
but the arenamaster stepped in. Those arena staff people stick together. -- Demo
Derby
Dreadnaught -- What nonsense! A little wholesome dread may save your life some day.
-- Miss Passin'
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LUCY BORDEN was devastated by SLITHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KATHY GRIFFIN lost to LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
CLEOPATRA vanquished HOONOES WARE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FLATULENCE savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute Title fight.
DEMO DERBY was devastated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MISS PASSIN' overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LONESOME DOVE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TOKYO ROSE unbelievably bested FALSE TEETH in a popular 7 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 0 - 1 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 507 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FLATULENCE 2834 17 1 2 119 TOO OLD (327)
AIMED BLOW SLITHER 2852 11 5 2 93 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
STRIKING ATTACK LUCY BORDEN 2850 6 2 1 71 BAD GIRLS (325)
WALL OF STEEL MISS PASSIN' 2860 9 2 0 61 WAYFARERS (248)
BASHING ATTACK DEMO DERBY 2863 8 2 0 45 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834. The most popular warrior this turn
was FALSE TEETH 2876. The ten other most popular fighters were FLATULENCE 2834,
LILLY SCOOTER 2849, MISS PASSIN' 2860, SLITHER 2852, CLEOPATRA 2840, KATHY GRIFFIN
2875, DEMO DERBY 2863, LONESOME DOVE 2866, LUCY BORDEN 2850, and HOONOES WARE 2862.
The least popular fighter this week was TOKYO ROSE 2874. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOONOES WARE 2862, LUCY BORDEN 2850, LONESOME DOVE 2866, DEMO DERBY
2863, KATHY GRIFFIN 2875, CLEOPATRA 2840, SLITHER 2852, MISS PASSIN' 2860, LILLY
SCOOTER 2849, and FLATULENCE 2834.