DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2011    Duedate: 09/19/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-508

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [18-1-2,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLATULENCE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
TOO OLD (327)                  
(63-2834) [18-1-2,130]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLATULENCE                     MISS PASSIN'
TOO OLD (327)                  WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2834) [18-1-2,130]         (63-2860) [10-2-0,72]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             37
2. TOO OLD (327)               21      TOO OLD (327)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      Unchartered Team
4. DESTROYERS (317)             0
5. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)     -3      THE AVENGERS (189)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             62  19  6 76.5   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           9  6 0
 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   11   7  2 61.1   2/ 2 TOO OLD (327)             7  1 0
 3- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           60  49  9 55.0   3- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           4  3 0
 4- 4*DESTROYERS (317)           3   3  0 50.0   4/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   1  3 0
 5/ 5 WAYFARERS (248)          810 852 18 48.7   5- 5*DESTROYERS (317)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in AMEN-TEI since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with MISS PASSIN'?  
She actually beat AMEN-TEI's KUNG-FU MASTER, and walked away with 11 more points from 
the fight.  AMEN-TEI has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  It TV 
challenged SERPENTS HOLD 113's SLITHER (11-6-2), which should prove (ahem!) 
interesting.  SLITHER was reminded on the sands why FLATULENCE is Duelmaster.  Advice 
to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
BAD GIRLS.  The bums at TOO OLD couldn't face the challenges from BAD GIRLS!  No 
excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, 
SLITHER!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  We all knew it had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't 
stick around with a 5-5-0, and VISITING ORC easily took care of LONESOME DOVE.  
Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834              18   1  2   130       TOO OLD (327)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                 11   6  2    89       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
 MISS PASSIN' 2860            10   2  0    72       WAYFARERS (248)
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              6   2  1    71       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VARICOSE VEIN 2859            4   0  0    58       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMO DERBY 2863               9   2  0    55       WAYFARERS (248)
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           11   7  0    52       WAYFARERS (248)
-DREADNAUGHT 2693              3   3  0    45       DESTROYERS (317)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOONOES WARE 2862             6   5  0    27       WAYFARERS (248)
-CLEOPATRA 2840                2   1  0    27       BAD GIRLS (325)
-HOT FLASH 2865                1   3  0    27       TOO OLD (327)
-MEMORY? 2864                  5   1  0    25       TOO OLD (327)
-KATHY GRIFFIN 2875            2   2  0    25       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FALSE TEETH 2876              1   1  0    11       TOO OLD (327)
-TOKYO ROSE 2874               1   0  0     9       BAD GIRLS (325)
 CHANCE 2855                   0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LONESOME DOVE 2866      5  5 0 WAYFARERS 248        VISITING ORC          508  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kathy Griffin -- You're a bad girl?  It doesn't show. -- Lilly Scooter

Cleopatra -- Wow, you're so BAAAD!  I'm not only vanquished, I'm devastated. --
Hoonoes Ware

Damn!  The Ruthless Jaywalker had some kind of secret weapon.  Caltrops, I think.
I'm going to need completely new tires. -- Demo Derby

Ambitions are not always a good thing, especially when, like this time, one does not
have the ability to back them up.  So much for that Guard! -- Miss Passin

Cult Members who are CAUGHT are pathetic.  A really well-run cult would move among
the people of the city totally unseen, maybe even no more than guessed at.  If that.
-- Lonesome Dove

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLATULENCE devastated SLITHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MISS PASSIN' won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute battle.
LILLY SCOOTER handily defeated VISITING ORC in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
DEMO DERBY devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LONESOME DOVE was slain by VISITING ORC in a 2 minute match.
HOONOES WARE devastated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
FALSE TEETH overpowered CHANCE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 508 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            18   1  2  130 TOO OLD (327)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852               11   6  2   89 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
WALL OF STEEL    MISS PASSIN' 2860          10   2  0   72 WAYFARERS (248)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMO DERBY 2863             9   2  0   55 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MISS PASSIN' 2860.  The ten other most popular fighters were LILLY SCOOTER 2849, 
FLATULENCE 2834, DEMO DERBY 2863, LONESOME DOVE 2866, HOONOES WARE 2862, FALSE TEETH 
2876, SLITHER 2852, CHANCE 2855,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CHANCE 2855.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SLITHER 2852, FALSE TEETH 2876, HOONOES WARE 2862, LONESOME DOVE 2866, 
DEMO DERBY 2863, FLATULENCE 2834, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, MISS PASSIN' 2860,  0, and  0.