DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2011    Duedate: 10/03/2011

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-509

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [19-1-2,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLATULENCE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
TOO OLD (327)                  
(63-2834) [19-1-2,138]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLATULENCE                     FLATULENCE
TOO OLD (327)                  TOO OLD (327)
(63-2834) [19-1-2,138]         (63-2834) [19-1-2,138]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOO OLD (327)               16
2. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)     10      TOO OLD (327)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)             -2
                                       PHOSPHOLIPIDS (276)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOO OLD (327)             64  19  6 77.1   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           9  5 0
 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   12   7  2 63.2   2/ 2 TOO OLD (327)             5  1 0
 3- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           60  49  9 55.0   3/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)   2  2 0
 4/ 5 WAYFARERS (248)          812 854 18 48.7   4- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 625): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): SKELLIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 613): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 625): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in AMEN-TEI this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, SLITHER fought KHALHUMS DWARF 
and gained 10 points and contributed to SERPENTS HOLD 113's 1-0-0.  DEMO DERBY has 
lost to RUTHLESS JAYWALKER, falling 13 points, while helping make WAYFARERS a 2-2-0 
turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and FLATULENCE remains 
AMEN-TEI's top warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard 
from unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the BAD GIRLS stable was the most avoided 
team this turn.  Come on AMEN-TEI, what are you afraid of?  And guess who avoided BAD 
GIRLS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was TOO OLD.  Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover 
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATULENCE 2834              19   1  2   138       TOO OLD (327)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 2852                 12   6  2    99       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PASSIN' 2860            10   3  0    74       WAYFARERS (248)
-LUCY BORDEN 2850              6   2  1    71       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VARICOSE VEIN 2859            4   0  0    58       TOO OLD (327)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           12   7  0    55       WAYFARERS (248)
 DEMO DERBY 2863               9   3  0    42       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOONOES WARE 2862             7   5  0    33       WAYFARERS (248)
-CLEOPATRA 2840                2   1  0    27       BAD GIRLS (325)
-HOT FLASH 2865                1   3  0    27       TOO OLD (327)
-MEMORY? 2864                  5   1  0    25       TOO OLD (327)
-KATHY GRIFFIN 2875            2   2  0    25       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FALSE TEETH 2876              2   1  0    19       TOO OLD (327)
-TOKYO ROSE 2874               1   0  0     9       BAD GIRLS (325)
-CHANCE 2855                   0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Five fights against standbys, four-one-oh-one.  Not a turn we care to talk about.
Besides, we have to mourn Lonesome Dove.  Darned if we know why he fell to the
Visiting Orc, but there it is.  No replacement until next time. -- the resto of the
Wayfarers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLATULENCE devastated MISS PASSIN' in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SLITHER vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
DEMO DERBY was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LILLY SCOOTER bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute fight.
HOONOES WARE demolished FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FALSE TEETH vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 509 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FLATULENCE 2834            19   1  2  138 TOO OLD (327)
AIMED BLOW       SLITHER 2852               12   6  2   99 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
WALL OF STEEL    MISS PASSIN' 2860          10   3  0   74 WAYFARERS (248)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMO DERBY 2863             9   3  0   42 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATULENCE 2834.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLATULENCE 2834.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLITHER 2852, LILLY 
SCOOTER 2849, FALSE TEETH 2876, HOONOES WARE 2862, MISS PASSIN' 2860, DEMO DERBY 
2863,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DEMO DERBY 2863.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MISS PASSIN' 2860, HOONOES WARE 2862, FALSE TEETH 2876, LILLY SCOOTER 
2849, SLITHER 2852, FLATULENCE 2834,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FLATULENCE (63-2834) TOO OLD (327)