DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/27/2011 Duedate: 01/09/2012
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-516
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MISS PASSIN'
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2860) [12-8-0,78]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MISS PASSIN' POSITION IS EMPTY
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2860) [12-8-0,78]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MISS PASSIN' DEMOLOLITA
WAYFARERS (248) WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2860) [12-8-0,78] (63-2880) [3-2-0,24]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WAYFARERS (248)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325) 0
2. SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 0 WAYFARERS (248)
3. WAYFARERS (248) -4 Unchartered Team
THE CHICKEN COOP (298)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 17 8 2 68.0 1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248) 5 10 0
2- 2 BAD GIRLS (325) 63 52 10 54.8 2- 3 BAD GIRLS (325) 3 3 1
3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248) 831 869 18 48.9 3- 2 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328) 2 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 343): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 687): BLACK EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 287): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 672): BLOODY KINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 674): DARRON POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 671): CONSERVATORY of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 668): BETTY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 669): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 632): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 629): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 620): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 290): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 515): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 244): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 572): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 343): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 687): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 687): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 672): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 674): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 671): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 668): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 669): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 632): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 629): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 620): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 290): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 515): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 244): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 572): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 687): BLACK EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
CANILIV CAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
(turn 686): MARVIN of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 674): DARRON POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 667): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 290): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
You are such a snake, Slither! You could have let me have the title on a win,
it wasn't like you were going to need it. You were just SHOWING OFF!
Miss Passin'
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! WAYFARERS had cause to celebrate, after
DEMOLOLITA got 16 points by beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE. A certain someone should cut
down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 8 points to M. CHARDINEE.
(Discrete enough, HOONOES WARE?) Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VIRGINAL
CONCUBINE, BUT MISS PASSIN' is still the Duelmaster because she has the most
recognition points! Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is using psychics to predict
wins. They lead a charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond
my control, I must take my leave of this place. AMEN-TEI, I leave you now. The
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging Aardvark. 'Til next time--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS PASSIN' 2860 12 8 0 78 WAYFARERS (248)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LILLY SCOOTER 2849 16 10 0 75 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOONOES WARE 2862 11 8 0 60 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALKING TROUBLE 2878 6 1 0 33 WAYFARERS (248)
-KATHY GRIFFIN 2875 2 2 0 25 BAD GIRLS (325)
DEMOLOLITA 2880 3 2 0 24 WAYFARERS (248)
-TOKYO ROSE 2874 2 0 0 24 BAD GIRLS (325)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRITNEY 2867 3 2 0 21 BAD GIRLS (325)
-LINDSAY 2877 1 1 0 21 BAD GIRLS (325)
-CHANCE 2855 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD 113 (328)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
To the Veteran Mercenary, I say "Bah!" and also "Piffle!" -- Hoonoes Ware
That darned Khalhums Dwarf wanted my scooter. I couldn't let him have it, but he was
so insistent. -- Lilly Scooter
Britney -- That wasn't luck, it was my personal superiority. -- Walking Trouble
Lindsay -- If it isn't bad enough to have come back FEMALE, I have to lose to rank
beginners like you! That's disgusting. -- Demololita
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MISS PASSIN' was bested by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute Title fight.
HOONOES WARE was demolished by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LILLY SCOOTER was defeated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's duel.
WALKING TROUBLE narrowly defeated CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute fight.
DEMOLOLITA demolished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 516 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MISS PASSIN' 2860 12 8 0 78 WAYFARERS (248)
AIMED BLOW LILLY SCOOTER 2849 16 10 0 75 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MISS PASSIN' 2860. The most popular warrior this
turn was DEMOLOLITA 2880. The ten other most popular fighters were MISS PASSIN'
2860, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, HOONOES WARE 2862, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was WALKING TROUBLE 2878. The other ten least
popular fighters were HOONOES WARE 2862, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, MISS PASSIN' 2860,
DEMOLOLITA 2880, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of February. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI