DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/07/2012    Duedate: 02/20/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-518

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LILLY SCOOTER
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2849) [17-11-0,74]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LILLY SCOOTER                  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
WAYFARERS (248)                SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2849) [17-11-0,74]         (63-2882) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MISS PASSIN'                   KAYCRON
WAYFARERS (248)                SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
(63-2860) [13-9-0,71]          (63-2900) [1-0-0,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        48
2. SUPERIOR FORCES (235)       24      BAD GIRLS (325)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)             15      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)            -23
                                       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           64  53 11 54.7   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 0
 2/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)       5   5  0 50.0   2/ 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      5  5 0
 3/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)      1   1  0 50.0   3/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           1  1 1
 4/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          835 875 18 48.8   4/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): SMIMATSU of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): WOEBRINGER of NEVERWAKE (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
              (turn 634): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPEENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Kung-Fu Master.  It could have been worse.  He's very good with his hands,
and while some women find him too short, well, I'm short, too.  I can handle a short
guy.  And he does give the encounter his FULL attention.

                                    Miss Passin'

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, AMEN-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see KAYCRON win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KAYCRON beat 
LINDSAY and LINDSAY lost 16 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Our last turn's 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, and MISS PASSIN' has made the 
way for a new Duelmaster!  With MISS PASSIN' clearing the throne, WAYFARERS of LILLY 
SCOOTER takes a proud seat as AMEN-TEI's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition 
points.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Whoa!  I'll even buy KATHY GRIFFIN a drink tonight!  
Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on hers good side!  We're 
all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           17  11  0    74       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PASSIN' 2860            13   9  0    71       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATHY GRIFFIN 2875            3   2  1    56       BAD GIRLS (325)
 DEMOLOLITA 2880               5   2  0    49       WAYFARERS (248)
 HOONOES WARE 2862            11  10  0    43       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882        2   0  0    33       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        2   0  0    27       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
-TOKYO ROSE 2874               2   0  0    24       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          6   3  0    21       WAYFARERS (248)
-BRITNEY 2867                  3   2  0    21       BAD GIRLS (325)
 KAYCRON 2900                  1   0  0    19       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
 RATANTOUILLE 2912             1   0  0    10       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 LINDSAY 2877                  1   2  0     5       BAD GIRLS (325)
 JADARA 2892                   0   1  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           KATHY GRIFFIN 2875    518  NONE
MEAL 2914               0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   HIGH ELF              518  NONE
SNACK 2913              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   SPYMASTER             518  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants and look forward to seeing some of those Rookies
on the sands here. -- Jorja and the Wayfarers

And the Wayfarers as a whole go 3-2 against nothing but standbys.  That's almost
embarrassing.  No, it IS embarrassing.  Oh, well. -- the rest of the Wayfarers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KATHY GRIFFIN butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MEAL was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MISS PASSIN' was overpowered by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LILLY SCOOTER was devastated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute Title fight.
DEMOLOLITA demolished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HOONOES WARE was vanquished by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WALKING TROUBLE was overpowered by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE handily defeated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LINDSAY was viciously subdued by KAYCRON in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
JADARA was vanquished by RATANTOUILLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 518 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LILLY SCOOTER 2849         17  11  0   74 WAYFARERS (248)
WALL OF STEEL    MISS PASSIN' 2860          13   9  0   71 WAYFARERS (248)
LUNGING ATTACK   KATHY GRIFFIN 2875          3   2  1   56 BAD GIRLS (325)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMOLOLITA 2880             5   2  0   49 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MISS PASSIN' 2860.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KAYCRON 2900.  The ten other most popular fighters were KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 
2882, KATHY GRIFFIN 2875, DEMOLOLITA 2880, LINDSAY 2877, RATANTOUILLE 2912, ANDORIAN 
SMOOTHIE 2885, SNACK 2913, MEAL 2914, MISS PASSIN' 2860, and LILLY SCOOTER 2849.

The least popular fighter this week was JADARA 2892.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WALKING TROUBLE 2878, HOONOES WARE 2862, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, MISS 
PASSIN' 2860, MEAL 2914, SNACK 2913, ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, RATANTOUILLE 2912, 
LINDSAY 2877, and DEMOLOLITA 2880.