DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/21/2012    Duedate: 03/05/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-519

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LILLY SCOOTER
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2849) [18-11-0,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LILLY SCOOTER                  ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE
WAYFARERS (248)                SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2849) [18-11-0,88]         (63-2885) [3-0-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MISS PASSIN'                   JADARA
WAYFARERS (248)                SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
(63-2860) [14-9-0,77]          (63-2892) [0-2-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        48
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             33      BAD GIRLS (325)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES (235)        8      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)              2
                                       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BAD GIRLS (325)           67  53 12 55.8   1/ 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      7  8 0
 2/ 3*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)      2   2  0 50.0   2/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 0
 3/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          837 878 18 48.8   3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           4  1 2
 4/ 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)       7   8  0 46.7   4/ 4*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 691): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 675): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 672): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 673): BUKKA WHITE of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 576): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 691): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 675): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 672): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 673): DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 673): BUKKA WHITE of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     We fight four standbys, going 1-3 against them.  I feel like beating my head
against a wall, but Jorja said she'd transfer me to the Psycho Squad if I did that
again.  But shucky-doo!  Miss Passin' lost the title by losing to the Virginal
Concubine.  Then *I* lost to the Virginal Concubine and GOT the title.  Life is very
strange.

                                   Lilly Scooter

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in AMEN-TEI!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, WAYFARERS, but SHEWISH 
BUFFET was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE?  SHEWISH 
BUFFET's proud of him after beating DEMOLOLITA and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  DEMOLOLITA got smashed by ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE, and lost 20 points!  
This Duelmaster is like something else!  LILLY SCOOTER stopped VETERAN MERCENARY dead 
in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  BAD GIRLS was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 67-53-12 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of 
warriors are SUPERIOR FORCES?  BAD GIRLS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  It was kind of sad, seeing old HOONOES 
WARE stumbling around the arena, before KATHY GRIFFIN finished him off.  Oh well!  
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  AMEN-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           18  11  0    88       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PASSIN' 2860            14   9  0    77       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATHY GRIFFIN 2875            4   2  2    66       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        3   0  0    50       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882        3   0  0    43       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMOLOLITA 2880               5   3  0    29       WAYFARERS (248)
 KAYCRON 2900                  2   0  0    26       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
-TOKYO ROSE 2874               2   0  0    24       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          6   4  0    22       WAYFARERS (248)
-BRITNEY 2867                  3   2  0    21       BAD GIRLS (325)
 DELILAH 2915                  1   0  0    15       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LINDSAY 2877                  2   2  0    13       BAD GIRLS (325)
 JADARA 2892                   0   2  0     6       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BREAKFAST 2916          0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   SPYMASTER             519  NONE
LUNCH 2917              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   STONE GOLEM           519  NONE
RATANTOUILLE 2912       1  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   STONE GOLEM           519  NONE
HOONOES WARE 2862      11 11 0 WAYFARERS 248        KATHY GRIFFIN 2875    519   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jorja -- Some of those Rookies have arrived. -- Shewish Buffet

It was embarrassing to lose to the so-called Virginal Concubine.  (Don't you believe
that "virginal" part, trust me.)  But at least *I* don't have to come up with "a few
words from the top." -- Miss Passin'

The Happy Peasant made *me* a Happy Camper.  Though why the "camper" part, I can't
tell you.  But as the only winner on the team this week, I get certain advantages. --
Demololita

Well, he *is* a RUTHLESS Jaywalker, after all. -- Hoonoes Ware

Kung Pao Kolactan -- Sorry, it gives me indigestion. -- Walking Trouble

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RATANTOUILLE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUNCH was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BREAKFAST was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LILLY SCOOTER vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
MISS PASSIN' defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody match.
KATHY GRIFFIN butchered HOONOES WARE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEMOLOLITA was devastated by ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN handily defeated WALKING TROUBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KAYCRON won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute duel.
JADARA was unbelievably bested by LINDSAY in a 4 minute beginner's fight.
DELILAH defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  15 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 519 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LILLY SCOOTER 2849         18  11  0   88 WAYFARERS (248)
WALL OF STEEL    MISS PASSIN' 2860          14   9  0   77 WAYFARERS (248)
LUNGING ATTACK   KATHY GRIFFIN 2875          4   2  2   66 BAD GIRLS (325)
SLASHING ATTACK  ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885      3   0  0   50 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MISS PASSIN' 2860.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JADARA 2892.  The ten other most popular fighters were LINDSAY 2877, 
RATANTOUILLE 2912, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, MISS PASSIN' 2860, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, 
KAYCRON 2900, KATHY GRIFFIN 2875, ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, DELILAH 2915, and LUNCH 
2917.

The least popular fighter this week was WALKING TROUBLE 2878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEMOLOLITA 2880, HOONOES WARE 2862, BREAKFAST 2916, LUNCH 2917, 
DELILAH 2915, ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, KATHY GRIFFIN 2875, KAYCRON 2900, KUNG PAO 
KOLACTAN 2882, and MISS PASSIN' 2860.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MISS PASSIN' (63-2860) WAYFARERS (248)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                             AXIOM (11-3918) ERRATA (372) 
                     MACHETE MOUSE (82-4566) MAMMAL MILITIA (616) 
                 GONE TO GEORGIA (82-28596) STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657) 
                         ROOT (82-31537) 4 LETTER BEER (5196) 
                         SMOOTH (82-33235) TRANSITIONS (5487) 
                   YELLOW DEUCE COUPE (82-33317) COLOR TUNES (5502) 
                         ROOM 282 (82-33685) TEMPE -05 (5575) 
                    UGAMUGGAH (82-41228) STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
                   TOUCHE' TURTLE (82-44789) KILLER KARTOONS (7535) 
                   MIDSIZE WHOOPER (82-47794) COOL NAMES 22 (8035) 
                  DAVID WAYBUR (84-5954) MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124) 
                      RODEO CLOWN (84-11743) TOUGHER GUYS (2136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes