DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2012    Duedate: 05/14/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-524

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [7-0-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LILLY SCOOTER                  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
WAYFARERS (248)                SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2849) [21-13-0,79]         (63-2882) [7-0-0,102]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILLY SCOOTER                  GEBIALA
WAYFARERS (248)                WRATHMEN (264)
(63-2849) [21-13-0,79]         (63-2948) [1-0-0,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (264)              79
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        40      WAYFARERS (248)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)            -11
                                       WRATHMEN (264)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*WRATHMEN (264)            13   6  1 68.4   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           8  7 1
 2- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           68  59 12 53.5   2/ 3*WRATHMEN (264)            7  0 0
 3/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          849 890 19 48.8   3/ 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      5  8 0
 4/ 5*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      14  22  0 38.9   4- 5 BAD GIRLS (325)           0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): VISIONZ of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Four active teams here!  It's a whirl of action, practically like old times.
And I might just mention, in case we haven't up to now, really glad to see the
Wrathmen back.  We probably need more wrath around here.
     As to this week's title fight... the Khalhums Dwarf.  I suppose he's a good man,
for a dwarf, but I'm an orc, you know, and I don't get at all warm and fuzzy over
dwarves.

                                   Lilly Scooter

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
AMEN-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see ZAIBEN win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ZAIBEN 
beat NILLA WAYFARER and NILLA WAYFARER lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as KUNG PAO KOLACTAN takes the Title and 
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From AMEN-TEI's 
trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for AMEN-TEI's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882        7   0  0   102       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           21  13  0    79       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMOLOLITA 2880               8   5  0    59       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHMYGOD 2147                  6   1  0    51       WRATHMEN (264)
 ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        6   2  0    40       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 MOSSY STONE 2941              3   0  1    38       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          6   9  0    27       WAYFARERS (248)
-TOKYO ROSE 2874               2   1  0    27       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRITNEY 2867                  3   2  0    21       BAD GIRLS (325)
 ZAIBEN 2945                   1   0  0    21       WRATHMEN (264)
 GEBIALA 2948                  1   0  0    16       WRATHMEN (264)
 ANDREW 2947                   1   0  0    15       WRATHMEN (264)
 JORDAN 2946                   1   0  0    13       WRATHMEN (264)
-DELILAH 2915                  2   1  0     9       BAD GIRLS (325)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928           2   3  0     9       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      MOSSY STONE 2941      524  NONE
JHELUM ROLL 2942        0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   SHEWISH GIANT         524  NONE
LEFTOVERS 2949          0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   MOUNTAIN TROLL        524  NONE
SNACK 2943              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   ARENAMASTER MALA      524  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I hope this doesn't mean I have to fight Lilly Scooter. -- Kung Pao Kolactan

Tokyo Rose -- *pant* *pant* *pant* -- Omygod, falling over from exhaustion before
saying anything

Kung Pao Kolactan -- I just can't eat that foreign food.  It makes me queasy. --
Demololita
P.S.  When it doesn't do worse.  Ever tried throwing up in armor?

Andorian Smoothie -- I'm always surprised when you turn out so strong and sharp.  It
seems un-Andorian. -- Walking Trouble, having trouble walking

Delilah -- I could see you were all set to do your bit with the scissors, but, ah!  I
was ready to do scissors-paper-stone at you. -- Mossy (but still hard) Stone

Stupid Volunteer!  I wonder how freely he volunteered, you know? -- Nilla Wayfarer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEFTOVERS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER MALAKOEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
JHELUM ROLL was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LILLY SCOOTER was vanquished by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute Title brawl.
DEMOLOLITA overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OHMYGOD won victory over ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
WALKING TROUBLE was savagely defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute brawl.
MOSSY STONE easily killed CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NILLA WAYFARER was vanquished by ZAIBEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JORDAN vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANDREW defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's match.
GEBIALA overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        19 -  17 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  2      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -  10 -  0      23  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 524 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882      7   0  0  102 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMOLOLITA 2880             8   5  0   59 WAYFARERS (248)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 2147                6   1  0   51 WRATHMEN (264)
SLASHING ATTACK  ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885      6   2  0   40 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILLY SCOOTER 2849.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GEBIALA 2948.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEMOLOLITA 2880, 
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, OHMYGOD 2147, MOSSY STONE 2941, 
ZAIBEN 2945, JORDAN 2946, ANDREW 2947, LEFTOVERS 2949, and SNACK 2943.

The least popular fighter this week was NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WALKING TROUBLE 2878, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, JHELUM ROLL 2942, 
SNACK 2943, LEFTOVERS 2949, ANDREW 2947, JORDAN 2946, ZAIBEN 2945, MOSSY STONE 2941, 
and OHMYGOD 2147.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885 (4-1-0)         6  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882 (4-0-0)         5  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
OHMYGOD 2147 (3-1-0)                   3  3  0         WRATHMEN             
BRITNEY 2867 (3-2-0)                   2  3  0         BAD GIRLS            
KAYCRON 2900 (3-0-0)                   2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCOVILLE 2886 (2-0-0)                  4  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 113    
JADARA 2892 (0-2-0)                    1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TANNA 2907 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DERWEAR 2619 (21-19-0)                 0  3  0         UN                   

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLITHER 2852 (18-13-2)                 0  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 113    

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TOKYO ROSE 2874 (2-0-0)                0  3  0         BAD GIRLS