DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/15/2012    Duedate: 05/28/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-525

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [8-0-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LILLY SCOOTER                  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
WAYFARERS (248)                SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2849) [21-14-0,77]         (63-2882) [8-0-0,111]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILLY SCOOTER                  NILLA WAYFARER
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2849) [21-14-0,77]         (63-2928) [2-4-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        41
2. WRATHMEN (264)              10      WAYFARERS (248)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)             -1
                                       WRATHMEN (264)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WRATHMEN (264)            17   7  1 70.8   1/ 2*WRATHMEN (264)           10  1 0
 2- 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           68  59 12 53.5   2/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 1
 3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          850 894 19 48.7   3/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      5  8 0
 4/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      16  25  0 39.0   4- 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                             (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 379): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm as surprised as you are, Lilly Scooter.  I hope I'm as lucky in the rematch.

Kung Pao Kolactan

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
AMEN-TEI.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to WAYFARERS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
WRATHMEN stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE, who flew up 20 
points in the rankings after mashing OHMYGOD like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was OHMYGOD, who dropped 15 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE.  Our battling 
duelmaster KUNG PAO KOLACTAN has managed to hold the title, fending off LILLY 
SCOOTER's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, WAYFARERS.  4 out of 5 
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that BAD GIRLS was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of BAD GIRLS' warriors, 
I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch WRATHMEN's act in the 
arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BAD GIRLS.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in AMEN-TEI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat 
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882        8   0  0   111       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           21  14  0    77       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMOLOLITA 2880               9   5  0    65       WAYFARERS (248)
 ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        7   2  0    60       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHMYGOD 2147                  6   2  0    36       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOSSY STONE 2941              3   1  1    31       WAYFARERS (248)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          6  10  0    28       WAYFARERS (248)
 ZAIBEN 2945                   2   0  0    27       WRATHMEN (264)
-TOKYO ROSE 2874               2   1  0    27       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEBIALA 2948                  2   0  0    23       WRATHMEN (264)
-BRITNEY 2867                  3   2  0    21       BAD GIRLS (325)
 JORDAN 2946                   2   0  0    21       WRATHMEN (264)
 ANDREW 2947                   2   0  0    19       WRATHMEN (264)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928           2   4  0    10       WAYFARERS (248)
-DELILAH 2915                  2   1  0     9       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MEAL 2954               0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   WURM KIN              525  NONE
RUMP ROAST 2952         0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   BANDIT PRINCE         525  NONE
SNACK 2953              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   SHEWISH GIANT         525  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ohmygod -- You said it.  You made me look pretty bad in that fight, but if you keep
teaching like that, I'll take it. -- Andorian Smoothie

Andorian Smoothie -- With the size of this arena, I'd imagine we'll be seeing a lot
of each other.  Hopefully lady luck will continue to bestow her blessings upon me. --
Ohmygod

Nilla Wayfarer -- For some reason, I can't explain why... but I have this intense
craving for banana pudding.  Strange. -- Zaiben

     Indeed!  When I see her, I have the urge to dunk her in a glass of milk!

Friendly Constable -- I got the sheriff, but I did not kill the deputy. -- Jordan

Trustworthy Scribe -- Nice learns!  Thanks! -- Andrew

The Polite Beggar refuses to beg for mercy? -- Gebiala

Kung Pao Kolactan -- Congrats on attaining the throne! -- Wrathmen

I don't know how much wrath we'll be bringing, but we'll do our best to provide some
competition.  BTW, thanks for the welcome. -- Wrathmen

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Wayfarers

Kung Pao Kolactan -- As you see, you did have to fight me, and the result was better
than you had feared.  It was probably the tourney experience that saw you through,
eh? -- Lilly Scooter, not unhappy with the result

Zaiben -- What did I do (sobbing) to call down your wrath? -- Nilla Wayfarer

And 2-1-1 against standbys. -- Demololita, Walking Trouble, and Mossy Stone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUMP ROAST was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MEAL was murdered by WURM KIN in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN vanquished LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
DEMOLOLITA overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOSSY STONE was devastated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
OHMYGOD was overpowered by ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WALKING TROUBLE was viciously subdued by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 3 minute fight.
NILLA WAYFARER was unbelievably bested by ANDREW in a action packed 2 minute duel.
ZAIBEN vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JORDAN vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GEBIALA overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  18 -  1      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -  12 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 525 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882      8   0  0  111 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMOLOLITA 2880             9   5  0   65 WAYFARERS (248)
SLASHING ATTACK  ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885      7   2  0   60 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 2147                6   2  0   36 WRATHMEN (264)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILLY SCOOTER 2849.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANDREW 2947, 
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, ZAIBEN 2945, 
GEBIALA 2948, MEAL 2954, DEMOLOLITA 2880, OHMYGOD 2147, and JORDAN 2946.

The least popular fighter this week was MOSSY STONE 2941.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LILLY SCOOTER 2849, SNACK 2953, RUMP ROAST 2952, JORDAN 2946, 
OHMYGOD 2147, DEMOLOLITA 2880, MEAL 2954, GEBIALA 2948, ZAIBEN 2945, and WALKING 
TROUBLE 2878.