DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/26/2012    Duedate: 07/09/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-528

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [11-0-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN              POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)           
(63-2882) [11-0-0,135]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILLY SCOOTER                  OHMYGOD
WAYFARERS (248)                WRATHMEN (264)
(63-2849) [21-17-0,80]         (63-2147) [9-2-1,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             11
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)         9      WRATHMEN (264)
3. WRATHMEN (264)               0      Unchartered Team

                                       NATURAL DISASTERS (166)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)            27  12  2 69.2   1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)           10  5 1
 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)          854 904 19 48.6   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      4  3 0
 3/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      20  28  0 41.7   3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)           4 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 349): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 687): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): RAGDOLL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 642): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 633): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 527): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 585): BIKINI LINE of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 649): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 687): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 642): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 633): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 527): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 585): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 683): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 681): EMERICA of RESCUE RANGERS II (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 644): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
                 (turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I can no longer even feign surprise.  I wouldn't mind Venomous Concubine for a
change of pace.

Kung Pao Kolactan

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for NILLA WAYFARER, 
who flew up 17 points in the rankings after mashing JORDAN like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  JORDAN 
was bested by NILLA WAYFARER and drops 15 points.  Going for the gusto and coming up 
with aught but bloody knuckles was WAYFARERS' LILLY SCOOTER, who was turned away from 
the Duelmastership by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but 
an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in AMEN-TEI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it 
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       11   0  0   135       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           21  17  0    80       WAYFARERS (248)
-ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        8   2  0    75       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHMYGOD 2147                  9   2  1    63       WRATHMEN (264)
 ZAIBEN 2945                   5   0  0    59       WRATHMEN (264)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928           5   4  0    45       WAYFARERS (248)
 DEMOLOLITA 2880               9   8  0    39       WAYFARERS (248)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          7  12  0    39       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEBIALA 2948                  3   2  0    23       WRATHMEN (264)
 JORDAN 2946                   4   1  0    22       WRATHMEN (264)
 ANDREW 2947                   3   2  0    11       WRATHMEN (264)
 POOR THING 2968               0   1  0     1       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 2970              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   STONE GOLEM           528  NONE
MOSSY STONE 2941        3  2 1 WAYFARERS 248        OHMYGOD 2147          526   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kharadmon -- Sorry we ruined the arena's personal ad hot streak last turn. -- Shewish
Buffet

Demolilita -- Well, that went better than I thought it might.  Thanks for the rating.
-- Ohmygod

Ambitious Guard -- Next?! -- Zaiben

Walking Trouble -- Stamina!  Gotta admire stamina. -- Gebiala

Cult Member -- Next?! -- Jordan

Nilla Wayfarer -- I got rid of the banana last time!  Bad joke, I'm sorry, okay? --
Andrew

Ohmygod -- Unfortunately, the Infirmary has malpractice insurance--a couple of Shews
who specialize in breaking legs--that never expires.  I don't think we'll sue. --
Jorja

Zaiben -- I'll try to hold you to that. -- Walking Trouble

Andrew -- I loathe bananas. -- Nilla Wayfarer

Gebiala and Jordan -- As does mine.  I just don't know if that's good or not. --
Haldor Ironfoot, Polite Beggar by trade

Kung Pao Kolactan -- Again.  I'm getting really tired of it, you know.  How about
something with more body to it, like Rocani Roast? -- Lilly Scooter

Ohmygod -- That says it all. -- Demololita

Gebiala -- You're a cute little thing, especially when you lose -- Walking Trouble

Andrew -- Someone suggested I try stuffing that banana in your ear.  I had a hard
time getting you to hold still, but I will say the ultimate result was amusing.  A
classic case of "in one ear and out the other." -- Nilla Wayfarer

Zaiben -- Need you have been QUITE so savage?  It's true the young guards (you drew
young Trellian) need to be taught to respect their elders, but I don't want them
killed.  It's hard to recruit good guards if they keep getting killed. -- Maurice
Karn, Captain of the Ambitious Guards

Jordan -- That was undesirable.  Are you sure you should have done that?  I have...
access to powers that you may not wish to annoy. -- Ebinsiene of the Cult of Green
Wave

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN devastated LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
OHMYGOD viciously subdued WALKING TROUBLE in a 2 minute gory match.
DEMOLOLITA was vanquished by ZAIBEN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JORDAN was overpowered by NILLA WAYFARER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GEBIALA slimly lost to HAPPY PEASANT in a slow 6 minute beginner's brawl.
ANDREW viciously subdued POOR THING in a 4 minute bloody amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  2      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  15 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  14 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 528 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882     11   0  0  135 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 2147                9   2  1   63 WRATHMEN (264)
BASHING ATTACK   ZAIBEN 2945                 5   0  0   59 WRATHMEN (264)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILLY SCOOTER 2849.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OHMYGOD 2147.  The ten other most popular fighters were KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 
2882, ZAIBEN 2945, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, POOR THING 2968, ANDREW 2947, SNACK 2970, 
LILLY SCOOTER 2849, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, DEMOLOLITA 2880, and JORDAN 2946.

The least popular fighter this week was GEBIALA 2948.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JORDAN 2946, DEMOLOLITA 2880, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, 
SNACK 2970, ANDREW 2947, POOR THING 2968, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, ZAIBEN 2945, and KUNG 
PAO KOLACTAN 2882.