DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/10/2012    Duedate: 07/23/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-529

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [12-0-0,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN              POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)           
(63-2882) [12-0-0,142]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILLY SCOOTER                  ZAIBEN
WAYFARERS (248)                WRATHMEN (264)
(63-2849) [21-18-0,81]         (63-2945) [6-0-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (264)              22
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        13      WRATHMEN (264)
3. WAYFARERS (248)             -7      Unchartered Team

                                       CHEESE HEADS (303)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)            31  13  3 70.5   1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)           10  5 1
 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)          854 909 19 48.4   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      3  5 0
 3/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      21  30  0 41.2   3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)           3 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 701): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 701): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 686): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 688): HARRY DRESDEN of DRESDEN FILES (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 682): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 683): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 643): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 634): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 528): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 586): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 701): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 701): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 686): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 688): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 682): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 683): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 643): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 634): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 528): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 586): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 683): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Last week's column was not to say that I expect to win every time, only that I
expect to face Lilly Scooter again and again.  I don't want people thinking I'm
getting a big head or anything.
     Best of luck in the upcoming Face-to-Face tournament, Amen-Tei warriors here and
on the Isle.

Kung Pao Kolactan

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, AMEN-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see OHMYGOD win a fight and gain 6 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, RUTHLESS JAYWALKER 
beat NILLA WAYFARER and NILLA WAYFARER lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And 
if variety is the spice of life, AMEN-TEI may be getting bland, as KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 
stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do 
you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Whoa!  I'll even buy JORDAN a drink tonight!  Anyone 
who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Honor is like 
a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the AMEN-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       12   0  0   142       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY SCOOTER 2849           21  18  0    81       WAYFARERS (248)
-ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        8   2  0    75       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 OHMYGOD 2147                 10   2  1    69       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAIBEN 2945                   6   0  0    62       WRATHMEN (264)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          7  13  0    41       WAYFARERS (248)
 DEMOLOLITA 2880               9   9  0    37       WAYFARERS (248)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928           5   5  0    36       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JORDAN 2946                   5   1  1    33       WRATHMEN (264)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDREW 2947                   4   2  0    14       WRATHMEN (264)
 POOR THING 2968               0   2  0     2       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           JORDAN 2946           529  NONE
HOSTESS CUPCAKE 2969    0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   STONE GOLEM           529  NONE
SNACK 2971              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   BLACK ORC             529  NONE
MOSSY STONE 2941        3  2 1 WAYFARERS 248        OHMYGOD 2147          526   
GEBIALA 2948            3  3 0 WRATHMEN 264         BLACK ORC             529  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Walking Trouble -- Thanks for the learns. -- Ohmygod

Demololita -- Amazing.  That wasn't the strategy my manager remembers sending in, but
it worked! -- Zaiben

Nilla Wayfarer -- All you.  Well done. -- Jordan

Happy Peasant -- You're just a little TOO cheerful. -- Begiala

Poor Thing -- Sympathy you'll probably not get much of.  So stop moping around.
Spend some more time at the practice yard.  And learn to deal with whatever issues
that you have. -- Andrew

Shewish Buffet -- I guess I can let it slide this time. *grin*  Seriously though, I
can understand that at times there just may not be enought time to spare to write.
But anything is better than nothing. -- Kharadman

Kung Pao Kolactan -- I, personally, would be delighted for you to fight the Venomous
Concubine. -- Lilly Scooter
P.S.  We need more active gladiators here.  LOTS more.

Ohmygod! -- Walking Trouble, having trouble walking

Zaiben -- Maybe we should take this to a more private venue? -- Demololita

Jordan -- Since you were a good boy, I'll bring you some cookies and milk in the
Infirmary.  Chocolate chip cookies. -- Nilla Wayfarer

Andrew -- That's no way for me to begin. -- Poor Thing, and feeling it

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JORDAN viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GEBIALA was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SNACK was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HOSTESS CUPCAKE was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN overpowered LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
ZAIBEN viciously subdued WALKING TROUBLE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
OHMYGOD overpowered DEMOLOLITA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
NILLA WAYFARER was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ANDREW won victory over POOR THING in a 3 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   3 -  1      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  14 -  0      26  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 529 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882     12   0  0  142 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 2147               10   2  1   69 WRATHMEN (264)
BASHING ATTACK   ZAIBEN 2945                 6   0  0   62 WRATHMEN (264)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILLY SCOOTER 2849.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ZAIBEN 2945.  The ten other most popular fighters were JORDAN 2946, OHMYGOD 
2147, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, GEBIALA 2948, HOSTESS CUPCAKE 2969, POOR THING 2968, 
SNACK 2971, LILLY SCOOTER 2849, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, and DEMOLOLITA 2880.

The least popular fighter this week was ANDREW 2947.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NILLA WAYFARER 2928, DEMOLOLITA 2880, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, LILLY 
SCOOTER 2849, SNACK 2971, POOR THING 2968, HOSTESS CUPCAKE 2969, GEBIALA 2948, KUNG 
PAO KOLACTAN 2882, and OHMYGOD 2147.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LILLY SCOOTER (63-2849) WAYFARERS (248)