DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/24/2012 Duedate: 08/06/2012
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-530
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [13-0-0,149]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [13-0-0,149]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OHMYGOD JORDAN
WRATHMEN (264) WRATHMEN (264)
(63-2147) [11-2-1,86] (63-2946) [6-1-1,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WRATHMEN (264)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (264) 52
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (330) 24 WRATHMEN (264)
3. BAD GIRLS (325) 19 Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248) 3
CHEESE HEADS (303)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264) 36 13 3 73.5 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264) 12 3 1
2/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325) 69 63 12 52.3 2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (330) 4 3 0
3/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 855 913 19 48.4 3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248) 2 13 0
4/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330) 23 30 0 43.4 4/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 702): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 687): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 683): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 684): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 647): MENDAL CORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 298): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 702): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 687): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 683): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 684): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 647): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 298): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): BLOOD MONKEY of SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 683): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): MARCI FOOTE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I hope this sinking feeling I have isn't me plummeting in the ranks at the hands
of Ohmygod.
Kung Pao Kolactan
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for OHMYGOD, who pummelled VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, to pocket
17 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, JORDAN was winsome, after
beating WALKING TROUBLE and seeing him lose 6 points. KUNG PAO KOLACTAN successfully
staved off a grab for the roses by LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS. Does AMEN-TEI have no
one talented enough to dethrone him? Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is taking
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the
lion, so did the "warriors" in AMEN-TEI avoid SHEWISH BUFFET. The warriors of
SHEWISH BUFFET found their efforts at combat frustrated as WRATHMEN apparently had
more important things to do than fight. Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, WALKING TROUBLE is the most
challenged warrior.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882 13 0 0 149 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OHMYGOD 2147 11 2 1 86 WRATHMEN (264)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZAIBEN 2945 7 0 0 66 WRATHMEN (264)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMOLOLITA 2880 10 9 0 45 WAYFARERS (248)
JORDAN 2946 6 1 1 43 WRATHMEN (264)
WALKING TROUBLE 2878 7 14 0 35 WAYFARERS (248)
NILLA WAYFARER 2928 5 6 0 35 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRITNEY 2867 3 3 0 28 BAD GIRLS (325)
ANDREW 2947 5 2 0 24 WRATHMEN (264)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUMP ROAST 2961 1 0 0 17 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
CLEOPATRA 2951 1 0 0 13 BAD GIRLS (325)
BRYANT 2975 1 0 0 11 WRATHMEN (264)
DELILAH 2915 2 2 0 8 BAD GIRLS (325)
POOR THING 2968 0 3 0 3 WAYFARERS (248)
EVA BRAUN 2950 0 1 0 1 BAD GIRLS (325)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TOKYO ROSE 2874 2 2 0 BAD GIRLS 325 WURM KIN 530 NONE
MOSSY STONE 2941 3 2 1 WAYFARERS 248 OHMYGOD 2147 526 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
We would like to take a moment to honor our fallen warrior, Andorian Smoothie. He
had not yet lived up to his potential, having narrowly missed TVs in his first two
tournaments. The summer FtF was set to be his crowning achievement, until he met a
fearsome opponent named Meat in the Adepts finals. Outmatched, Meat pummeled him to
death, and he exited the tournament with an honorary runner-up at 13-3-1. Andorian
Smoothie, wherever you are, good luck in the Dead Champions tourney in October. We
hope you find your way back to the land of the living. -- One Armed Bandit
Kung Pao Kolactan -- I don't thing you're getting a big head. If you did, it would
be easier to HIT your head. Still, I'm not going to complain, now that my last fight
is before me and retirement beyond. Party tonight at the Glass Eye! -- Lilly Scooter
P.S. Graduation details available if wanted.
Ohmygod -- You're welcome. -- Walking Trouble
Zaiben -- The Universe must like you. -- Demololita
Jordan -- Yes. -- Nilla Wayfarer
P.S. Glad you came back from the Dark Arena. That's another thing we can celebrate
at the Glass Eye.
Kung Pao Kolactan -- Same old fight, wasn't it? -- Lilly Scooter
Zaiben -- I don't much like you making a habit of that. -- Walking Trouble, having
trouble walking
Ohmygod -- Yeah. -- Demololita
That Ruthless Jaywalker left nothing but CRUMBS. That FIEND. -- Nilla Wayfarer
Andrew -- I can see that I'm cursed, and it's all my manager's fault. With a name
like this, how could it be otherwise? -- Poor Thing
Walking Trouble -- Did you see the size of that bee? It was HUGE! I finally got it
though. Would've been a love easier if you would have stood still. -- Zaiben
Demololita -- It woudr is difficult to concentrate going up against a woman dress in
leather. -- Ohmygod
Poor Thing -- Sorry if my words were a little harsh last cycle. No doubt a result of
my own insecurity. -- Andrew
Shewish Buffet -- A valiant effort on the part of Andorian Smoothie. condolences. --
Wrathmen
Lilly Scooter -- Congrats on the invite. -- Wrathmen
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TOKYO ROSE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN vanquished LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
OHMYGOD demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ZAIBEN devastated NILLA WAYFARER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WALKING TROUBLE was savagely defeated by JORDAN in a 4 minute bloody match.
DEMOLOLITA viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur duel.
BRITNEY was unbelievably bested by ANDREW in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
DELILAH was vanquished by RUMP ROAST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
POOR THING was vanquished by CLEOPATRA in a 5 minute uneven fight.
EVA BRAUN was vanquished by BRYANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 2 - 1 85 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 12 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 530 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882 13 0 0 149 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK OHMYGOD 2147 11 2 1 86 WRATHMEN (264)
BASHING ATTACK ZAIBEN 2945 7 0 0 66 WRATHMEN (264)
SLASHING ATTACK JORDAN 2946 6 1 1 43 WRATHMEN (264)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OHMYGOD 2147. The most popular warrior this turn
was JORDAN 2946. The ten other most popular fighters were DEMOLOLITA 2880, BRITNEY
2867, POOR THING 2968, OHMYGOD 2147, ZAIBEN 2945, RUMP ROAST 2961, BRYANT 2975, KUNG
PAO KOLACTAN 2882, ANDREW 2947, and TOKYO ROSE 2874.
The least popular fighter this week was EVA BRAUN 2950. The other ten least popular
fighters were CLEOPATRA 2951, DELILAH 2915, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, NILLA WAYFARER
2928, TOKYO ROSE 2874, ANDREW 2947, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, BRYANT 2975, RUMP ROAST
2961, and ZAIBEN 2945.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LILLY SCOOTER (63-2849) WAYFARERS (248)