DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/24/2012    Duedate: 08/06/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-530

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [13-0-0,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN              POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)           
(63-2882) [13-0-0,149]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OHMYGOD                        JORDAN
WRATHMEN (264)                 WRATHMEN (264)
(63-2147) [11-2-1,86]          (63-2946) [6-1-1,43]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (264)              52
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        24      WRATHMEN (264)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)             19      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)              3
                                       CHEESE HEADS (303)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)            36  13  3 73.5   1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)           12  3 1
 2/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325)           69  63 12 52.3   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      4  3 0
 3/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)          855 913 19 48.4   3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)           2 13 0
 4/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      23  30  0 43.4   4/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325)           1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 647): MENDAL CORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 647): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): BLOOD MONKEY of SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 683): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): MARCI FOOTE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I hope this sinking feeling I have isn't me plummeting in the ranks at the hands
of Ohmygod.

Kung Pao Kolactan

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for OHMYGOD, who pummelled VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, to pocket 
17 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, JORDAN was winsome, after 
beating WALKING TROUBLE and seeing him lose 6 points.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN successfully 
staved off a grab for the roses by LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS.  Does AMEN-TEI have no 
one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is taking 
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in AMEN-TEI avoid SHEWISH BUFFET.  The warriors of 
SHEWISH BUFFET found their efforts at combat frustrated as WRATHMEN apparently had 
more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, WALKING TROUBLE is the most 
challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       13   0  0   149       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHMYGOD 2147                 11   2  1    86       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAIBEN 2945                   7   0  0    66       WRATHMEN (264)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMOLOLITA 2880              10   9  0    45       WAYFARERS (248)
 JORDAN 2946                   6   1  1    43       WRATHMEN (264)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          7  14  0    35       WAYFARERS (248)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928           5   6  0    35       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRITNEY 2867                  3   3  0    28       BAD GIRLS (325)
 ANDREW 2947                   5   2  0    24       WRATHMEN (264)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUMP ROAST 2961               1   0  0    17       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 CLEOPATRA 2951                1   0  0    13       BAD GIRLS (325)
 BRYANT 2975                   1   0  0    11       WRATHMEN (264)
 DELILAH 2915                  2   2  0     8       BAD GIRLS (325)
 POOR THING 2968               0   3  0     3       WAYFARERS (248)
 EVA BRAUN 2950                0   1  0     1       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOKYO ROSE 2874         2  2 0 BAD GIRLS 325        WURM KIN              530  NONE
MOSSY STONE 2941        3  2 1 WAYFARERS 248        OHMYGOD 2147          526  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We would like to take a moment to honor our fallen warrior, Andorian Smoothie.  He
had not yet lived up to his potential, having narrowly missed TVs in his first two
tournaments.  The summer FtF was set to be his crowning achievement, until he met a
fearsome opponent named Meat in the Adepts finals.  Outmatched, Meat pummeled him to
death, and he exited the tournament with an honorary runner-up at 13-3-1.  Andorian
Smoothie, wherever you are, good luck in the Dead Champions tourney in October.  We
hope you find your way back to the land of the living. -- One Armed Bandit

Kung Pao Kolactan -- I don't thing you're getting a big head.  If you did, it would
be easier to HIT your head.  Still, I'm not going to complain, now that my last fight
is before me and retirement beyond.  Party tonight at the Glass Eye! -- Lilly Scooter
P.S.  Graduation details available if wanted.

Ohmygod -- You're welcome. -- Walking Trouble

Zaiben -- The Universe must like you. -- Demololita

Jordan -- Yes. -- Nilla Wayfarer
P.S.  Glad you came back from the Dark Arena.  That's another thing we can celebrate
at the Glass Eye.

Kung Pao Kolactan -- Same old fight, wasn't it? -- Lilly Scooter

Zaiben -- I don't much like you making a habit of that. -- Walking Trouble, having
trouble walking

Ohmygod -- Yeah. -- Demololita

That Ruthless Jaywalker left nothing but CRUMBS.  That FIEND. -- Nilla Wayfarer

Andrew -- I can see that I'm cursed, and it's all my manager's fault.  With a name
like this, how could it be otherwise? -- Poor Thing

Walking Trouble -- Did you see the size of that bee?  It was HUGE!  I finally got it
though.  Would've been a love easier if you would have stood still. -- Zaiben

Demololita -- It woudr is difficult to concentrate going up against a woman dress in
leather. -- Ohmygod

Poor Thing -- Sorry if my words were a little harsh last cycle.  No doubt a result of
my own insecurity. -- Andrew

Shewish Buffet -- A valiant effort on the part of Andorian Smoothie.  condolences. --
Wrathmen

Lilly Scooter -- Congrats on the invite. -- Wrathmen

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOKYO ROSE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN vanquished LILLY SCOOTER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
OHMYGOD demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ZAIBEN devastated NILLA WAYFARER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WALKING TROUBLE was savagely defeated by JORDAN in a 4 minute bloody match.
DEMOLOLITA viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur duel.
BRITNEY was unbelievably bested by ANDREW in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
DELILAH was vanquished by RUMP ROAST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
POOR THING was vanquished by CLEOPATRA in a 5 minute uneven fight.
EVA BRAUN was vanquished by BRYANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  1      85  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        15 -  12 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 530 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882     13   0  0  149 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 2147               11   2  1   86 WRATHMEN (264)
BASHING ATTACK   ZAIBEN 2945                 7   0  0   66 WRATHMEN (264)
SLASHING ATTACK  JORDAN 2946                 6   1  1   43 WRATHMEN (264)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OHMYGOD 2147.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JORDAN 2946.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEMOLOLITA 2880, BRITNEY 
2867, POOR THING 2968, OHMYGOD 2147, ZAIBEN 2945, RUMP ROAST 2961, BRYANT 2975, KUNG 
PAO KOLACTAN 2882, ANDREW 2947, and TOKYO ROSE 2874.

The least popular fighter this week was EVA BRAUN 2950.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CLEOPATRA 2951, DELILAH 2915, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, NILLA WAYFARER 
2928, TOKYO ROSE 2874, ANDREW 2947, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, BRYANT 2975, RUMP ROAST 
2961, and ZAIBEN 2945.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LILLY SCOOTER (63-2849) WAYFARERS (248)