DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/21/2012    Duedate: 09/03/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-532

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OHMYGOD
WRATHMEN (264)
(63-2147) [12-3-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OHMYGOD                        POSITION IS EMPTY
WRATHMEN (264)                 
(63-2147) [12-3-1,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OHMYGOD                        GYPSY JUNE
WRATHMEN (264)                 WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2147) [12-3-1,104]         (63-2981) [1-1-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (264)              45
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             21      WRATHMEN (264)
3. WAYFARERS (248)            -26      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)       -50
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)            43  16  3 72.9   1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)           12  3 0
 2/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           72  67 12 51.8   2/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)           5 10 0
 3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          859 919 19 48.3   3/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      4  7 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      25  37  0 40.3   4/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           4  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 704): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 691): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 685): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 649): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 646): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 637): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 531): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 589): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 704): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 691): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 684): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 649): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 646): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 637): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 531): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): ARENAS III (Kharadmon?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 589): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): SEVEN WIT of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 703): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same.  And let's see, JORDAN fought DEMOLOLITA and 
gained 19 points and contributed to WRATHMEN's 4-1-0.  DEMOLOLITA has lost to JORDAN, 
falling 18 points, while helping make WAYFARERS a 1-4-0 turn.  And not without some 
honor, OHMYGOD now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of AMEN-TEI.  Can 
someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do 
dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in AMEN-TEI, but never good to wear out my welcome.  
Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHMYGOD 2147                 12   3  1   104       WRATHMEN (264)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       14   1  0    89       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JORDAN 2946                   8   1  1    66       WRATHMEN (264)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAIBEN 2945                   8   1  0    49       WRATHMEN (264)
 DEMOLOLITA 2880              11  10  0    48       WAYFARERS (248)
 ANDREW 2947                   7   2  0    44       WRATHMEN (264)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          7  16  0    37       WAYFARERS (248)
 BRITNEY 2867                  4   4  0    34       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928           6   7  0    32       WAYFARERS (248)
-RUMP ROAST 2961               2   0  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 CLEOPATRA 2951                2   1  0    25       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMI MOORE 2982               1   1  0    20       BAD GIRLS (325)
 BRYANT 2975                   2   1  0     9       WRATHMEN (264)
-DELILAH 2915                  2   2  0     8       BAD GIRLS (325)
 GYPSY JUNE 2981               1   1  0     8       WAYFARERS (248)
 POOR THING 2968               1   4  0     7       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BREAKFAST 2988          0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   WURM KIN              532  NONE
DINNER 2990             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   SHEWISH GIANT         532  NONE
LUNCH 2989              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   ARENAMASTER MALA      532  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kung Pao Kolactan -- Looks like my road to immortality has thrown me a major speed
bump. --Ohmygod

Demololita -- At least I leaned from it --Zaiben

Walking Trouble -- Neither one of us are going to win any popularity contests, that's
for sure --Andrew

Ambitous Guard -- I don't like fighting you.  I never learn anything.  That's what
got me sent off to fight at night. -- Jordan

Demi Moore -- Shewish giant?  You look more like a cougar to me. -- Bryant

Zaiben -- That's good.  Ecologically sound, or at least economically sound.  Both are
important.  But good flavor is the MOST important thing. -- Nilla Wayfarer

Jordan -- Well, you could. -- Walking Trouble
P.S.  Do I get some kind of prize for being least popular?  I should, it's hard work.

Zaiben -- They don't call me the demolition expert for nothing, you know. --
Demololita

Britney -- Bad Girl!  Bad!  You left the package open and everything went stale! --
Nilla Wayfarer

Andrew -- Crowds, what do they know?  I thought that discussion of the teleological
aspects of our style was fascinating. -- Walking Trouble

A Trustworthy Scribe is good. -- Poor Thing and Gypsy June

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BREAKFAST was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUNCH was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER MALAKOEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DINNER was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was defeated by OHMYGOD in a 1 minute master's Title duel.
DEMOLOLITA was devastated by JORDAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZAIBEN subdued WALKING TROUBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome competition.
BRITNEY was defeated by ANDREW in a 3 minute struggle.
NILLA WAYFARER overpowered BRYANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CLEOPATRA overpowered GYPSY JUNE in a action packed 8 minute uneven melee.
POOR THING was vanquished by DEMI MOORE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  1      85  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 532 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 2147               12   3  1  104 WRATHMEN (264)
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882     14   1  0   89 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
SLASHING ATTACK  JORDAN 2946                 8   1  1   66 WRATHMEN (264)
BASHING ATTACK   ZAIBEN 2945                 8   1  0   49 WRATHMEN (264)
TOTAL PARRY      ANDREW 2947                 7   2  0   44 WRATHMEN (264)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OHMYGOD 2147.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GYPSY JUNE 2981.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRITNEY 2867, ZAIBEN 
2945, OHMYGOD 2147, JORDAN 2946, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, DEMI MOORE 2982, KUNG PAO 
KOLACTAN 2882, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, ANDREW 2947, and BREAKFAST 2988.

The least popular fighter this week was CLEOPATRA 2951.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were POOR THING 2968, BRYANT 2975, DEMOLOLITA 2880, DINNER 2990, LUNCH 2989, 
BREAKFAST 2988, ANDREW 2947, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, and DEMI 
MOORE 2982.