DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/18/2012    Duedate: 10/01/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-534

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OHMYGOD
WRATHMEN (264)
(63-2147) [14-3-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OHMYGOD                        JADARA
WRATHMEN (264)                 SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
(63-2147) [14-3-1,110]         (63-2892) [1-3-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OHMYGOD                        ZIT POPPER
WRATHMEN (264)                 LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)
(63-2147) [14-3-1,110]         (63-2986) [1-0-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)     56
2. SUPERIOR FORCES (235)       21      WRATHMEN (264)
3. WRATHMEN (264)              20      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)              7
5. NERDIFIED (337)              1      SUPERIOR FORCES (235)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)            51  18  3 73.9   1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)           12  3 0
 2/ 3*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)      6   4  0 60.0   2/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           6  3 0
 3/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           76  69 12 52.4   3/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           4 11 0
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          862 926 19 48.2   4/ 5*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     3  2 0
 5- 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      25  37  0 40.3   5/ 0*LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)   2  3 0
 6/ 0*LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)    2   3  0 40.0   6- 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      0  4 0
 7/ 0*NERDIFIED (337)            0   1  0  0.0   7/ 0*NERDIFIED (337)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): GAG HALFRUNT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): HANGMAN of FACES OF DEATH (Blackhart, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): SILVER HAIR of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                   (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): DOGGO of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 705): VISIONZ of WU TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): BETTY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                         PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Not much to say this time.  Fought a standby...and I'm still here.  Which is
good, don't get me wrong, but not quite as meaningful if you know what I mean.
Figures doesn't it?  Last turn I had all kinds of things to say and no time, this
turn I have all kinds of time yet not much to say.

                       Ohmygod

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for AMEN-TEI.  MVP award for LONG WALK?  LSU 
COLLEGE RADIO's proud of him after beating DEMI MOORE and getting 15 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  DEMI MOORE got smashed by LONG WALK, and lost 12 points!  
This Duelmaster is like something else!  OHMYGOD stopped KHALHUMS DWARF dead in his 
tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!  
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  BAD GIRLS was AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  Is there 
some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are WRATHMEN?  BAD GIRLS, an easy 
team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  AMEN-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHMYGOD 2147                 14   3  1   110       WRATHMEN (264)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       14   1  0    89       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 JORDAN 2946                  10   1  1    84       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAIBEN 2945                  10   1  0    61       WRATHMEN (264)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRITNEY 2867                  6   4  0    56       BAD GIRLS (325)
-KAYCRON 2900                  4   0  0    55       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
 DEMOLOLITA 2880              11  12  0    45       WAYFARERS (248)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928           8   7  0    44       WAYFARERS (248)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          7  18  0    39       WAYFARERS (248)
 CLEOPATRA 2951                4   1  0    35       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDREW 2947                   7   4  0    31       WRATHMEN (264)
-RUMP ROAST 2961               2   0  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 JADARA 2892                   1   3  0    24       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TANNA 2907                    1   1  0    23       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
 BRYANT 2975                   4   1  0    19       WRATHMEN (264)
 LONG WALK 2985                1   0  0    15       LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)
 SWOOSH 2984                   0   1  0    13       LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)
 POOR THING 2968               1   6  0     9       WAYFARERS (248)
 GYPSY JUNE 2981               2   2  0     8       WAYFARERS (248)
-DELILAH 2915                  2   2  0     8       BAD GIRLS (325)
 ZIT POPPER 2986               1   0  0     8       LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)
 DEMI MOORE 2982               1   3  0     6       BAD GIRLS (325)
 NECORSECTION 2995             0   1  0     1       NERDIFIED (337)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BIG BOY 2983            0  1 0 LSU COLLEGE RADI 336 ARENAMASTER MALA      534  NONE
BIGGER BOY 2987         0  1 0 LSU COLLEGE RADI 336 BANDIT PRINCE         534  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Walking Trouble -- I've faced you so many times...I'm starting to have trouble coming
up with anything to say. -- Zaiben

Britney -- Yep.  Caught me staring that time. -- Andrew

Tanna -- Somebody new!  Welcome back. -- Bryant

Zaiben -- It would have been more courteous not to mention it! -- Walking Trouble

Demi Moore -- I just hate it when people mistake me for an oreo and start slicing me
open looking for the frosting. -- Nilla Wayfarer, feeling very cookie-like today

Zaiben -- Don't you get tired of doing it this way?  Maybe next time, *I* should win.
-- Walking Trouble, having trouble walking

Kaycron -- Huh, plastic.  The bane of all good demolitionists. -- Demololita

Cleopatra -- Wow. -- Poor Thing

Jadara -- I don't see why that was so hard to believe.  I did it. -- Gypsy June

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BIGGER BOY was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIG BOY was murdered by ARENAMASTER MALAKOEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
OHMYGOD savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's Title fight.
JORDAN narrowly defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute fight.
DEMOLOLITA was demolished by ZAIBEN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NILLA WAYFARER won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.
BRITNEY bested ANDREW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
WALKING TROUBLE slimly lost to CLEOPATRA in a dull 15 minute fight.
TANNA vanquished POOR THING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JADARA vanquished GYPSY JUNE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BRYANT defeated SWOOSH in a 1 minute match.
DEMI MOORE was overcome by LONG WALK in a 2 minute novice's bout.
ZIT POPPER subdued NECORSECTION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   1 -  1      92  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 534 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 2147               14   3  1  110 WRATHMEN (264)
SLASHING ATTACK  JORDAN 2946                10   1  1   84 WRATHMEN (264)
BASHING ATTACK   ZAIBEN 2945                10   1  0   61 WRATHMEN (264)
TOTAL PARRY      CLEOPATRA 2951              4   1  0   35 BAD GIRLS (325)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OHMYGOD 2147.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZIT POPPER 2986.  The ten other most popular fighters were OHMYGOD 2147, BRITNEY 
2867, JORDAN 2946, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, JADARA 2892, LONG WALK 2985, BIGGER BOY 2987, 
ZAIBEN 2945, BRYANT 2975, and TANNA 2907.

The least popular fighter this week was WALKING TROUBLE 2878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CLEOPATRA 2951, NECORSECTION 2995, GYPSY JUNE 2981, POOR THING 
2968, ANDREW 2947, DEMOLOLITA 2880, BIG BOY 2983, DEMI MOORE 2982, SWOOSH 2984, and 
TANNA 2907.