DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/27/2012    Duedate: 12/10/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-539

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [16-1-1,152]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN              POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)           
(63-2882) [16-1-1,152]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NILLA WAYFARER                 VEASTIAN SAUSAGE
WAYFARERS (248)                SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2928) [10-10-1,49]         (63-3012) [1-0-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (264)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        64
2. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      WRATHMEN (264)
3. LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)      0      Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES (235)        0
5. WAYFARERS (248)             -2      RON'S REAPERS (37)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)            69  25  4 73.4   1/ 1 WRATHMEN (264)            9  6 0
 2- 2*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)      7   5  0 58.3   2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 1
 3- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           78  69 12 53.1   3/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      3  5 1
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          872 941 20 48.1   4- 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  0 0
 5- 5*LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)    8   9  0 47.1   5- 3*LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)   2  2 0
 6/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      28  42  1 40.0   6- 5*SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 711): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 698): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 295): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 692): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 656): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 653): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 644): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 538): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 596): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 711): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 698): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 695): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 692): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 692): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 656): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 644): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 538): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 596): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 652): NYPD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 643): VIOLENT ORANGE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 537): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm surprised I won that fight.  And I am not looking forward to facing either
of these 14-1-1 Wrathmen who are below me.  Here is hoping I survive for four more
turns.

Kung Pao Kolactan

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  AMEN-TEI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  SHEWISH BUFFET like 
really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th.  Way to go!  MVP award for VEASTIAN 
SAUSAGE?  SHEWISH BUFFET's proud of him after beating JANICE DERBY and getting 14 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ZAIBEN got smashed by KUNG-FU MASTER, and 
lost 23 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN stopped 
JORDAN dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SHEWISH BUFFET was AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  I don't know what WRATHMEN's been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from SHEWISH BUFFET, that's fer sher.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET wasn't 
planning on killing JORDAN, I bet.  Now he has to worry about being Bloodfeuded, and 
getting put on lists...  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       16   1  1   152       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAIBEN 2945                  14   2  1    81       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRITNEY 2867                  7   4  0    60       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KAYCRON 2900                  4   0  0    55       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
 ANDREW 2947                  11   5  0    51       WRATHMEN (264)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928          10  10  1    49       WAYFARERS (248)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          8  22  0    46       WAYFARERS (248)
 BRYANT 2975                   7   3  0    40       WRATHMEN (264)
-JADARA 2892                   2   3  0    39       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
-SWOOSH 2984                   2   2  0    37       LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)
-CLEOPATRA 2951                4   1  0    35       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZIT POPPER 2986               2   2  0    25       LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)
 GYPSY JUNE 2981               5   4  0    24       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONG WALK 2985                3   1  0    23       LSU COLLEGE RADIO (336)
 POOR THING 2968               4   8  0    20       WAYFARERS (248)
-TANNA 2907                    1   2  0    19       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
 VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012         1   0  0    14       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
-DEMI MOORE 2982               2   3  0    11       BAD GIRLS (325)
-DELILAH 2915                  2   2  0     8       BAD GIRLS (325)
 JANICE DERBY 3006             1   3  0     6       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT           0  0 0                      NILLA WAYFARER 2928   539  NONE
MEAL 3011               0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   WURM KIN              539  NONE
SNACK 3010              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   SPYMASTER             539  NONE
DEMOLOLITA 2880        11 13 0 WAYFARERS 248        ZAIBEN 2945           535  NOT REVENGED
JORDAN 2946            14  2 1 WRATHMEN 264         KUNG PAO KOLACTA 2882 539   
NEXT 3013               0  1 0 WRATHMEN 264         SPYMASTER             539  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stick a fork in me, I'm done. -- last words of Rump Roast, dead in the mail-in

Kung Pao -- Got me again.  Nice piece of work. -- Ohmygod

Rumor has it that Andorian Smoothie is coming back.  Congratulations! -- Wrathmen

     Hey!  Good news indeed.

Walking Trouble -- Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't believe either one of
us are improving much.  That or we hide it extremely well. -- Andrew

Poor Thing -- Speaking about improving... it looks like you've been doing better.
Cheer up. -- Bryant

Andrew -- Believe it, bub!  Think of me as a nightmare come calling. -- Walking
Trouble

If that Merchant was Honest, I'll eat him dipped in a glass of milk. -- Nilla
Wayfarer

Bryant -- Oh.  That kind of thing happens to me a lot. -- Poor Thing

And two Impolite Beggars kicked in the teeth. -- Gypsy June and Janice Derby

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MEAL was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
NEXT was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN assassinated JORDAN in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
ZAIBEN was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute fight.
WALKING TROUBLE was savagely defeated by ANDREW in a unpopular 9 minute competition.
NILLA WAYFARER assassinated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BRYANT handily defeated POOR THING in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
GYPSY JUNE won victory over FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute duel.
JANICE DERBY was viciously subdued by VEASTIAN SAUSAGE in a 8 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   2 -  0      86  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  17 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 539 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882     16   1  1  152 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
BASHING ATTACK   ZAIBEN 2945                14   2  1   81 WRATHMEN (264)
TOTAL PARRY      ANDREW 2947                11   5  0   51 WRATHMEN (264)
PARRY-STRIKE     BRYANT 2975                 7   3  0   40 WRATHMEN (264)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012.  The ten other most popular fighters were JANICE 
DERBY 3006, GYPSY JUNE 2981, ZAIBEN 2945, BRYANT 2975, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, NILLA 
WAYFARER 2928, SNACK 3010, MEAL 3011, NEXT 3013, and JORDAN 2946.

The least popular fighter this week was WALKING TROUBLE 2878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANDREW 2947, POOR THING 2968, JORDAN 2946, NEXT 3013, MEAL 
3011, SNACK 3010, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, BRYANT 2975, and 
ZAIBEN 2945.