DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/11/2012    Duedate: 12/24/2012

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-540

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [17-1-1,158]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN              POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)           
(63-2882) [17-1-1,158]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NILLA WAYFARER                 DELILAH
WAYFARERS (248)                BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2928) [11-10-1,56]         (63-2915) [3-2-1,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325)             35
2. WAYFARERS (248)             28      BAD GIRLS (325)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        23      Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN (264)               0
                                       BORN TO LOSE (145)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 WRATHMEN (264)            69  25  4 73.4   1/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           8  7 1
 2/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           80  70 13 53.3   2/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      6  5 1
 3/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          875 943 20 48.1   3- 1 WRATHMEN (264)            5  5 0
 4/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      31  42  1 42.5   4/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  1 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 712): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 693): AERYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 657): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 712): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 696): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 693): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 657): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     To the Wrathmen, I would like to offer my sincere apologies for the death of
their warrior, Jordan.  Your slasher's fine record speaks for itself.  I was
attacking non-vitals, but alas, this is a dangerous sport.
     With any luck, Andorian Smoothie should return to the sands this turn.  We will
both be endeavoring not to kill, as these small arenas are small enough without
eliminating warriors through death.

Kung Pao Kolactan

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of AMEN-TEI!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  AMEN-TEI watched with 
glee as WRATHMEN got knocked off top spot by WAYFARERS!  It seems so recently people 
were saying SHEWISH BUFFET was washed up, finished.  But 3-0-0 moved them up 1.  I 
guess they're washed no more...  What's with GYPSY JUNE?  She actually beat 
AMEN-TEI's HAPPY PEASANT, and walked away with 16 more points from the fight.  
VETERAN MERCENARY was reminded on the sands why KUNG PAO KOLACTAN is Duelmaster.  
Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.   
     Warriors of AMEN-TEI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Some people in 
AMEN-TEI think BAD GIRLS was too harsh when they sent CLEOPATRA (4-1-0) to the Dark 
Arena.  Them's the breaks, I say.  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for 
me, if DELILAH can return from the Dark Arena.  How long have I been here?  I got 
people to see, places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       17   1  1   158       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        9   2  0    88       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
-ZAIBEN 2945                  14   2  1    81       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRITNEY 2867                  7   4  0    60       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928          11  10  1    56       WAYFARERS (248)
-ANDREW 2947                  11   5  0    51       WRATHMEN (264)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          9  22  0    49       WAYFARERS (248)
-BRYANT 2975                   7   3  0    40       WRATHMEN (264)
 GYPSY JUNE 2981               6   4  0    40       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELILAH 2915                  3   2  1    33       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMI MOORE 2982               3   3  0    22       BAD GIRLS (325)
 POOR THING 2968               4   9  0    21       WAYFARERS (248)
 VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012         2   0  0    18       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 JANICE DERBY 3006             1   4  0     7       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLEOPATRA 2951          4  2 0 BAD GIRLS 325        SPYMASTER             540  NONE
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DELILAH 2915          540  NONE
JORDAN 2946            14  2 1 WRATHMEN 264         KUNG PAO KOLACTA 2882 539   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whoa, that was weird. -- Andorian Smoothie

Andrew -- We're just hiding it well.  Or, at least, you are. -- Walking (or
Staggering) Trouble

At least the Pheasant died Happy.  Weird. -- Nilla Wayfarer

Bryant -- I think you jinxed me. -- Poor Thing

I do NOT like the "Friendly" Constable. -- Gypsy June

Veastian Sausage --  Too much garlic! -- Janice Derby

Jordan:  8-12-16-17-15-5-11, the largest slasher I've ever run.  Can't see trying it
again any time soon.  Defeated 11 stand-bys and Dark Champion for 12 of his 14 wins.
Wanted to send him back to the farm long ago, but he kept winning.  He served his
purpose by helping to earn free turns while I ran Ohmygod to graduation..  Now that
Ohmygod is gone, this team is in need of some serious recruitment.  For now it's time
to go inactive.  I've got some young prospects elsewhere I'm eager to tackle.
Farewell for now, warriors and management of Amen-Tei.  Life and luck to you all!
Later. -- Kharadmon
P.S.  Hope you all have a safe and happy holiday season!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLEOPATRA was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DELILAH murdered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NILLA WAYFARER won victory over RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
WALKING TROUBLE savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute gory mismatched brawl.
GYPSY JUNE handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
POOR THING lost to DEMI MOORE in a 1 minute duel.
VEASTIAN SAUSAGE savagely defeated JANICE DERBY in a 6 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   2 -  0      86  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 540 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882     17   1  1  158 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
SLASHING ATTACK  ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885      9   2  0   88 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK   NILLA WAYFARER 2928        11  10  1   56 WAYFARERS (248)
STRIKING ATTACK  GYPSY JUNE 2981             6   4  0   40 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DELILAH 2915.  The ten other most popular fighters were KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 
2882, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, DEMI MOORE 2982, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 
2885, GYPSY JUNE 2981, JANICE DERBY 3006, CLEOPATRA 2951, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, and 
POOR THING 2968.

The least popular fighter this week was POOR THING 2968.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WALKING TROUBLE 2878, CLEOPATRA 2951, JANICE DERBY 3006, GYPSY JUNE 
2981, ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, DEMI MOORE 2982, NILLA WAYFARER 
2928, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, and DELILAH 2915.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium