DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/11/2012 Duedate: 12/24/2012
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-540
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [17-1-1,158]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [17-1-1,158]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NILLA WAYFARER DELILAH
WAYFARERS (248) BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2928) [11-10-1,56] (63-2915) [3-2-1,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WAYFARERS (248)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325) 35
2. WAYFARERS (248) 28 BAD GIRLS (325)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (330) 23 Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN (264) 0
BORN TO LOSE (145)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 WRATHMEN (264) 69 25 4 73.4 1/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 8 7 1
2/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325) 80 70 13 53.3 2/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330) 6 5 1
3/ 4 WAYFARERS (248) 875 943 20 48.1 3- 1 WRATHMEN (264) 5 5 0
4/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (330) 31 42 1 42.5 4/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325) 2 1 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 712): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 693): AERYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 657): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 712): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 696): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 693): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 694): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 657): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
(turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
To the Wrathmen, I would like to offer my sincere apologies for the death of
their warrior, Jordan. Your slasher's fine record speaks for itself. I was
attacking non-vitals, but alas, this is a dangerous sport.
With any luck, Andorian Smoothie should return to the sands this turn. We will
both be endeavoring not to kill, as these small arenas are small enough without
eliminating warriors through death.
Kung Pao Kolactan
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of AMEN-TEI! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Biff! Pow! AMEN-TEI watched with
glee as WRATHMEN got knocked off top spot by WAYFARERS! It seems so recently people
were saying SHEWISH BUFFET was washed up, finished. But 3-0-0 moved them up 1. I
guess they're washed no more... What's with GYPSY JUNE? She actually beat
AMEN-TEI's HAPPY PEASANT, and walked away with 16 more points from the fight.
VETERAN MERCENARY was reminded on the sands why KUNG PAO KOLACTAN is Duelmaster.
Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
Warriors of AMEN-TEI unite. You have only your games to lose! Some people in
AMEN-TEI think BAD GIRLS was too harsh when they sent CLEOPATRA (4-1-0) to the Dark
Arena. Them's the breaks, I say. Hmm... More surprises must remain in store for
me, if DELILAH can return from the Dark Arena. How long have I been here? I got
people to see, places to go...
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882 17 1 1 158 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885 9 2 0 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
-ZAIBEN 2945 14 2 1 81 WRATHMEN (264)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRITNEY 2867 7 4 0 60 BAD GIRLS (325)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NILLA WAYFARER 2928 11 10 1 56 WAYFARERS (248)
-ANDREW 2947 11 5 0 51 WRATHMEN (264)
WALKING TROUBLE 2878 9 22 0 49 WAYFARERS (248)
-BRYANT 2975 7 3 0 40 WRATHMEN (264)
GYPSY JUNE 2981 6 4 0 40 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELILAH 2915 3 2 1 33 BAD GIRLS (325)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMI MOORE 2982 3 3 0 22 BAD GIRLS (325)
POOR THING 2968 4 9 0 21 WAYFARERS (248)
VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012 2 0 0 18 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
JANICE DERBY 3006 1 4 0 7 WAYFARERS (248)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CLEOPATRA 2951 4 2 0 BAD GIRLS 325 SPYMASTER 540 NONE
DARK CHAMPION 0 0 0 DARK ARENA DELILAH 2915 540 NONE
JORDAN 2946 14 2 1 WRATHMEN 264 KUNG PAO KOLACTA 2882 539
PERSONAL ADS
Whoa, that was weird. -- Andorian Smoothie
Andrew -- We're just hiding it well. Or, at least, you are. -- Walking (or
Staggering) Trouble
At least the Pheasant died Happy. Weird. -- Nilla Wayfarer
Bryant -- I think you jinxed me. -- Poor Thing
I do NOT like the "Friendly" Constable. -- Gypsy June
Veastian Sausage -- Too much garlic! -- Janice Derby
Jordan: 8-12-16-17-15-5-11, the largest slasher I've ever run. Can't see trying it
again any time soon. Defeated 11 stand-bys and Dark Champion for 12 of his 14 wins.
Wanted to send him back to the farm long ago, but he kept winning. He served his
purpose by helping to earn free turns while I ran Ohmygod to graduation.. Now that
Ohmygod is gone, this team is in need of some serious recruitment. For now it's time
to go inactive. I've got some young prospects elsewhere I'm eager to tackle.
Farewell for now, warriors and management of Amen-Tei. Life and luck to you all!
Later. -- Kharadmon
P.S. Hope you all have a safe and happy holiday season!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CLEOPATRA was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DELILAH murdered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NILLA WAYFARER won victory over RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
WALKING TROUBLE savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute gory mismatched brawl.
GYPSY JUNE handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
POOR THING lost to DEMI MOORE in a 1 minute duel.
VEASTIAN SAUSAGE savagely defeated JANICE DERBY in a 6 minute gory beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 2 - 0 86 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 15 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 540 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882 17 1 1 158 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
SLASHING ATTACK ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885 9 2 0 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK NILLA WAYFARER 2928 11 10 1 56 WAYFARERS (248)
STRIKING ATTACK GYPSY JUNE 2981 6 4 0 40 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928. The most popular warrior this
turn was DELILAH 2915. The ten other most popular fighters were KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
2882, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, DEMI MOORE 2982, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE
2885, GYPSY JUNE 2981, JANICE DERBY 3006, CLEOPATRA 2951, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, and
POOR THING 2968.
The least popular fighter this week was POOR THING 2968. The other ten least popular
fighters were WALKING TROUBLE 2878, CLEOPATRA 2951, JANICE DERBY 3006, GYPSY JUNE
2981, ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, DEMI MOORE 2982, NILLA WAYFARER
2928, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, and DELILAH 2915.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium