DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/25/2012    Duedate: 01/07/2013

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-541

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2882) [17-2-1,75]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN              POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)           
(63-2882) [17-2-1,75]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NILLA WAYFARER                 GYPSY JUNE
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2928) [12-10-1,65]         (63-2981) [7-4-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             47
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             22      BAD GIRLS (325)
3. WRATHMEN (264)               0      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)       -81
                                       DRAGON FIST II (191)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 WRATHMEN (264)            69  25  4 73.4   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           9  6 1
 2/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           81  72 13 52.9   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      6  3 1
 3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          879 944 20 48.2   3/ 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           3  3 1
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      32  43  1 42.7   4- 3 WRATHMEN (264)            2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 698): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 700): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 694): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 658): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 646): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 540): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 598): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 698): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 700): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 694): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 658): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 646): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 540): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): RED-EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): SENATOR SMITH of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Sorry to see you go, Wrathmen, but I am just a little bit relieved, as well.
Two more fights until immortality, and Zaiben's record is a bit scary.  Hopefully we
will see you around.

Kung Pao Kolactan

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of AMEN-TEI!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with GYPSY JUNE?  She 
actually beat AMEN-TEI's THE HONEST MERCHANT, and walked away with 16 more points 
from the fight.  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to NOBLE ASSASSIN, BUT KUNG PAO 
KOLACTAN is still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  I 
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was WAYFARERS.  The bums at BAD GIRLS couldn't face the challenges from WAYFARERS!  
No excuse for that!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882       17   2  1    75       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        9   2  0    88       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
-ZAIBEN 2945                  14   2  1    81       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928          12  10  1    65       WAYFARERS (248)
-BRITNEY 2867                  7   4  0    60       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GYPSY JUNE 2981               7   4  0    56       WAYFARERS (248)
-ANDREW 2947                  11   5  0    51       WRATHMEN (264)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          9  23  0    50       WAYFARERS (248)
 DELILAH 2915                  4   2  1    47       BAD GIRLS (325)
-BRYANT 2975                   7   3  0    40       WRATHMEN (264)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOR THING 2968               5   9  0    29       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012         3   0  0    20       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 JANICE DERBY 3006             2   4  0    20       WAYFARERS (248)
 K. GRIFFIN 2991               0   1  0     7       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEMI MOORE 2982         3  4 0 BAD GIRLS 325        MOUNTAIN TROLL        541  NONE
JORDAN 2946            14  2 1 WRATHMEN 264         KUNG PAO KOLACTA 2882 539   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Janice Derby -- Garlic is good for your heart. -- Veastian Sausage

     Prevents colds and flu, too.  Besides keeping total parries at bay.

Andorian Smoothie -- Just a little bump on the way down the throat. -- Jorja

Kharadmon -- You'll be missed here, but I do see your point.  If I tried to actually
MANAGE so many teams, I'd be, hmm, confused and exhausted?  Better to concentrate, if
you can.  Good luck to you.  Or as a friend used to say (maybe still does, but I
haven't seen him in years), may the variable factors align to your advantage. --
Jorja

Three wins against standbys to start us off this turn, and then we, or our teammates,
at least, fall flat with losses to managed warriors.  Better them than us! -- Nilla
Wayfarer, Walking Trouble, and Gypsy June

Demi Moore -- You were so bad... BAD GIRL, Bad! -- Poor Thing, feeling the accuracy
of that name

Veastian Sausage -- Okay, I probably shouldn't have put so much on my pizza.  It gave
me heartburn. -- Janice Derby

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEMI MOORE was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was vanquished by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
NILLA WAYFARER demolished RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WALKING TROUBLE was savagely defeated by DELILAH in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GYPSY JUNE devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
POOR THING devastated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
JANICE DERBY handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 3 minute uneven melee.
VEASTIAN SAUSAGE viciously subdued K. GRIFFIN in a 5 minute gruesome novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  13 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 541 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882     17   2  1   75 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK   NILLA WAYFARER 2928        12  10  1   65 WAYFARERS (248)
STRIKING ATTACK  GYPSY JUNE 2981             7   4  0   56 WAYFARERS (248)
PARRY-LUNGE      DELILAH 2915                4   2  1   47 BAD GIRLS (325)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GYPSY JUNE 2981.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEMI MOORE 2982, 
NILLA WAYFARER 2928, DELILAH 2915, K. GRIFFIN 2991, POOR THING 2968, JANICE DERBY 
3006, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, WALKING TROUBLE 2878, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was WALKING TROUBLE 2878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 2882, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, JANICE DERBY 
3006, POOR THING 2968, K. GRIFFIN 2991, DELILAH 2915, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, DEMI MOORE 
2982, GYPSY JUNE 2981, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) SHEWISH BUFFET (330)