DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/22/2013    Duedate: 02/04/2013

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-543

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GYPSY JUNE
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2981) [8-5-0,63]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GYPSY JUNE                     BERLIN
WAYFARERS (248)                WORLD BLADES (331)
(63-2981) [8-5-0,63]           (63-2923) [1-0-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NILLA WAYFARER                 DELILAH
WAYFARERS (248)                BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2928) [13-11-1,59]         (63-2915) [6-2-1,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WORLD BLADES (331)          21
2. WAYFARERS (248)             19      BAD GIRLS (325)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)             13      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)         0
                                       WORLD BLADES (331)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WORLD BLADES (331)         1   0  0  100   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           9  6 0
 2/ 1 BAD GIRLS (325)           84  74 13 53.2   2/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           4  4 0
 3/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)          884 949 20 48.2   3- 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      3  1 1
 4- 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      34  43  2 44.2   4/ 0*WORLD BLADES (331)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): REPRESENT of ILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 715): ANYA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 700): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 702): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 699): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 697): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 660): MENDAL KORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 657): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 648): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 304): GLOATING GARDINIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 542): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): HALIFAX of BOMBS AWAY (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 600): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 715): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 700): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 702): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 699): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 697): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 660): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 657): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 648): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 304): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 542): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 600): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
                   (turn 714): YELLOW BELLY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 698): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 660): MENDAL KORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 659): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 541): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Nilla is so annoyed with me!  I have to laugh, she's so... transparent.  No need
to cross my palm with silver to know what SHE thinks, although you're welcome to do
so anyway.  I have nothing against a handful of silver!

                                    Gypsy June

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same.  And let's see, BERLIN fought FRIENDLY 
CONSTABLE and gained 21 points and contributed to WORLD BLADES' 1-0-0.  Our 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, BUT GYPSY JUNE is still the 
Duelmaster because she has the most recognition points!  Can someone confirm a rumor 
for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad 
until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, AMEN-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. 
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in AMEN-TEI and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GYPSY JUNE 2981               8   5  0    63       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        9   2  0    88       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELILAH 2915                  6   2  1    62       BAD GIRLS (325)
-BRITNEY 2867                  7   4  0    60       BAD GIRLS (325)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928          13  11  1    59       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          9  25  0    52       WAYFARERS (248)
 POOR THING 2968               7   9  0    36       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012         4   0  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 JANICE DERBY 3006             3   5  0    25       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BERLIN 2923                   1   0  0    21       WORLD BLADES (331)
-K. GRIFFIN 2991               0   1  0     7       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MA BARKER 3019          1  1 0 BAD GIRLS 325        SPYMASTER             543  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

It seems all wrong that June, who has MUCH LESS experience than I do, should be
duelmaster.  But there it is, I allowed myself to be distracted by the Honest
Merchant's January White Sale, lost the fight, and... June ranked higher.  Quite
unfair, but life IS unfair. -- Nilla Wayfarer

Delilah -- I thought we'd gotten the scissors away from you.  Damn. -- Walking
Trouble

Well, the Fratsfan Noble was walking around with his nose in the air.  That made him
easy, you know?  He didn't SEE me. -- Poor Thing

Veastian Sausage -- Are you sure that was cooked through?  I have this weird feeling,
and I think I might... excuse me, I have to get outside NOW. -- Janice Derby

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MA BARKER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GYPSY JUNE was viciously subdued by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute Title duel.
NILLA WAYFARER demolished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DELILAH viciously subdued WALKING TROUBLE in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
POOR THING devastated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
JANICE DERBY defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute struggle.
BERLIN overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   2 -  2      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  12 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn 543 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GYPSY JUNE 2981             8   5  0   63 WAYFARERS (248)
PARRY-LUNGE      DELILAH 2915                6   2  1   62 BAD GIRLS (325)
LUNGING ATTACK   NILLA WAYFARER 2928        13  11  1   59 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DELILAH 2915.  The ten other most popular fighters were JANICE DERBY 3006, 
NILLA WAYFARER 2928, POOR THING 2968, BERLIN 2923, MA BARKER 3019, GYPSY JUNE 2981, 
WALKING TROUBLE 2878,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was WALKING TROUBLE 2878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GYPSY JUNE 2981, MA BARKER 3019, BERLIN 2923, POOR THING 2968, 
NILLA WAYFARER 2928, JANICE DERBY 3006, DELILAH 2915,  0,  0, and  0.