DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/05/2013    Duedate: 02/18/2013

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-544

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DELILAH
BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2915) [7-2-1,67]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DELILAH                        POSITION IS EMPTY
BAD GIRLS (325)                
(63-2915) [7-2-1,67]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NILLA WAYFARER                 DELILAH
WAYFARERS (248)                BAD GIRLS (325)
(63-2928) [13-12-1,52]         (63-2915) [7-2-1,67]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD GIRLS (325)             25
2. WORLD BLADES (331)          23      BAD GIRLS (325)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)         4      Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248)            -17
                                       WORLD BLADES (331)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           86  75 13 53.4   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 0
 2/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          885 953 20 48.2   2/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           5  3 0
 3/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      35  46  2 43.2   3/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      3  3 1
 4/ 1*WORLD BLADES (331)         1   3  0 25.0   4/ 4*WORLD BLADES (331)        1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 716): REPRESENT of ILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 716): LARGER MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 701): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 703): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 700): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 697): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 698): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 661): SHORTY of RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 658): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 649): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDINIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): HALIFAX of BOMBS AWAY (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 601): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 716): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 716): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 701): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 703): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 700): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 698): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 661): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 649): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 601): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 698): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 660): MENDAL KORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I expect Nilla will be crowing, or at least sarcastic, but what do I care?  I'm
STILL the duelmaster.  And however rude she feels about me losing to the implausible
Virginal Concubine, while SHE defeated the Happy Peasant, *I* am the duelmaster.  So
there.

                                    Gypsy June

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for K. GRIFFIN, who 
flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing JANICE DERBY like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  JANICE 
DERBY was subdued by K. GRIFFIN and drops 10 points.  Our last turn's Duelmaster has 
lost, folks, lost to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, and GYPSY JUNE has made the way for a new 
Duelmaster!  With GYPSY JUNE clearing the throne, BAD GIRLS of DELILAH takes a proud 
seat as AMEN-TEI's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition points.  Can you believe 
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad WORLD  BLADES?  Big bad WORLD 
BLADES.  Big bad WORLD BLADES.  AMEN-TEI's afraid of the big bad WORLD BLADES.  Tra 
la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BAD GIRLS' act in the arena.  
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from WORLD BLADES.  And who is this 
JANICE DERBY you ask, with 15 points and a 3-6-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  This week 9-3-0 ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE was sent 
to the Dark Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take 
notice of this.  ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE says to his dog--'Who should I fight this week?'.  
Dog says 'STONE GOLEM'.  So the guy dies.  Moral?  Put lying dogs to sleep.  
Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and 
see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in AMEN-TEI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELILAH 2915                  7   2  1    67       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRITNEY 2867                  7   4  0    60       BAD GIRLS (325)
 GYPSY JUNE 2981               8   6  0    57       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878          9  26  0    53       WAYFARERS (248)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928          13  12  1    52       WAYFARERS (248)
 POOR THING 2968               8   9  0    41       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 K. GRIFFIN 2991               1   1  0    26       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012         4   1  0    23       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
-BERLIN 2923                   1   0  0    21       WORLD BLADES (331)
 JANICE DERBY 3006             3   6  0    15       WAYFARERS (248)
 LADY FINGERS 3015             1   0  0    11       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 MATA HARI 3022                0   1  0     1       BAD GIRLS (325)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANDORIAN SMOOTHI 2885   9  3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   STONE GOLEM           544  NONE
SNACK 3021              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   WURM KIN              544  NONE
DA1 2925                0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 331     STONE GOLEM           544  NONE
DA2 2927                0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 331     HIGH ELF              544  NONE
MYRTLE 2924             0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 331     BANDIT PRINCE         544  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Delilah -- Damn, I meant to shave my head before the fight, but... it was so COLD
out, I just couldn't do it.  So you did it for me.  Damn. -- Walking Trouble

And three wins over unworthy standbys for the rest of us. -- the rest of the
Wayfarers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA1 was slain by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
MYRTLE was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GYPSY JUNE was devastated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
NILLA WAYFARER was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DELILAH viciously subdued WALKING TROUBLE in a 2 minute one-sided Title competition.
POOR THING won victory over VEASTIAN SAUSAGE in a 2 minute duel.
JANICE DERBY was vanquished by K. GRIFFIN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
LADY FINGERS vanquished MATA HARI in a 2 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  1      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   2 -  2      75  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn 544 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      DELILAH 2915                7   2  1   67 BAD GIRLS (325)
STRIKING ATTACK  GYPSY JUNE 2981             8   6  0   57 WAYFARERS (248)
LUNGING ATTACK   NILLA WAYFARER 2928        13  12  1   52 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DA1 2925.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, 
DELILAH 2915, POOR THING 2968, LADY FINGERS 3015, K. GRIFFIN 2991, MYRTLE 2924, 
VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, JANICE DERBY 3006, DA2 2927, and SNACK 3021.

The least popular fighter this week was MATA HARI 3022.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WALKING TROUBLE 2878, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, GYPSY JUNE 2981, SNACK 3021, 
DA2 2927, JANICE DERBY 3006, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, MYRTLE 2924, K. GRIFFIN 2991, and 
LADY FINGERS 3015.