DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/30/2013    Duedate: 05/13/2013

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-550

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GYPSY JUNE
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-2981) [12-8-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GYPSY JUNE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
WAYFARERS (248)                
(63-2981) [12-8-0,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NILLA WAYFARER                 LADY FINGERS
WAYFARERS (248)                SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2928) [16-15-1,80]         (63-3015) [2-0-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             22
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        22      WAYFARERS (248)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      Unchartered Team

                                       BLUE SQUADRON. (175)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BAD GIRLS (325)           93  81 13 53.4   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          10  5 0
 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)          900 968 20 48.2   2/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      2  2 0
 3/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      37  48  2 43.5   3- 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 722): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): NORIX of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 707): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 709): GENERAL 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 703): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 667): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 664): DODO of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 655): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 549): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 607): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 722): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 707): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 709): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 703): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 667): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 664): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 655): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 549): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 607): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HARRY MUTT of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): CANDYMAN of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): SPECKLE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                             WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for NILLA WAYFARER, 
who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing M. CHARDINEE like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was WALKING TROUBLE, 
who dropped 10 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with VETERAN 
MERCENARY.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was 
AMEN-TEI's M. CHARDINEE, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by GYPSY JUNE.  
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  There's got to be more reason for the sending of VEASTIAN 
SAUSAGE to the Dark Arena than his record (4-2-0).  Anybody got any ideas SHEWISH 
BUFFET?  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with 
you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GYPSY JUNE 2981              12   8  0    97       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928          16  15  1    80       WAYFARERS (248)
-ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885        9   3  0    80       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 WALKING TROUBLE 2878         12  29  0    70       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-K. GRIFFIN 2991               4   1  0    65       BAD GIRLS (325)
-DELILAH 2915                  8   5  1    58       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JANICE DERBY 3006             6   9  0    52       WAYFARERS (248)
 POOR THING 2968              10  13  0    43       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MATA HARI 3022                3   2  0    18       BAD GIRLS (325)
 LADY FINGERS 3015             2   0  0    18       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
 SLOPPY JOE 3016               1   0  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 3037              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   MOUNTAIN TROLL        550  NONE
VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012   4  2 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 330   DARK CHAMPION         550  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

This is RIDICULOUS!  Nobody but us and the standbys?  Even the Bad Girls didn't show.
Bad, you Girls, Bad!  And we went three-two against the standbys, which doesn't look
all that good, either.  Amen-Tei is doomed. -- Gypsy June, duelmaster by default

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VEASTIAN SAUSAGE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GYPSY JUNE overcame M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute Title match.
WALKING TROUBLE was overpowered by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NILLA WAYFARER devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POOR THING was demolished by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JANICE DERBY vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
LADY FINGERS bested FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute competition.
SLOPPY JOE defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 550 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GYPSY JUNE 2981            12   8  0   97 WAYFARERS (248)
LUNGING ATTACK   NILLA WAYFARER 2928        16  15  1   80 WAYFARERS (248)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LADY FINGERS 3015.  The ten other most popular fighters were NILLA WAYFARER 
2928, JANICE DERBY 3006, SLOPPY JOE 3016, GYPSY JUNE 2981, POOR THING 2968, VEASTIAN 
SAUSAGE 3012, SNACK 3037, WALKING TROUBLE 2878,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was WALKING TROUBLE 2878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SNACK 3037, VEASTIAN SAUSAGE 3012, POOR THING 2968, GYPSY JUNE 
2981, SLOPPY JOE 3016, JANICE DERBY 3006, NILLA WAYFARER 2928, LADY FINGERS 3015,  0, 
and  0.