DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/17/2013    Duedate: 09/30/2013

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-560

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JANICE DERBY
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3006) [13-12-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JANICE DERBY                   GANGLION
WAYFARERS (248)                BRAIN BOYZ (269)
(63-3006) [13-12-0,113]        (63-2226) [2-1-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NILLA WAYFARER                 THOMAS WIGLE
WAYFARERS (248)                MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
(63-2928) [22-19-1,92]         (63-2777) [11-6-2,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             40
2. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)     19      MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
3. BAD GIRLS (325)              0      Unchartered Team
4. BRAIN BOYZ (269)            -2
5. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)    -51      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)    1   0  0  100   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          12  3 0
 2/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)   85  35  8 70.8   2/ 2 BAD GIRLS (325)           5  5 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)          111  94 13 54.1   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)   2  3 0
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          933 985 20 48.6   4/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   1  0 0
 5/ 5*BRAIN BOYZ (269)           5  11  0 31.3   5/ 4*BRAIN BOYZ (269)          1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 732): TICKLE ME TIGER of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 732): MAN MOUNTAIN of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 717): CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 719): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 716): DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 713): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 714): BO CARTER of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 677): SOLDIER 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 674): DUSTY MILLER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 665): ARLENE ROSS of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 559): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 617): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 732): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 732): POWERS OF PAIN (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 717): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 719): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 716): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 713): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 714): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 677): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 674): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 665): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 559): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 617): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 732): TICKLE ME TIGER of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
                               DARK JESTER of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
                   (turn 731): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 716): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 714): BO CARTER of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
             (turn 713): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 676): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 673): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 6664: IRVIN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 559): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, AMEN-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see CROAKED KAYE win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, TOMAS KATT 
beat GREY MATTER and GREY MATTER lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's 
out with the old, in with the new, as JANICE DERBY takes the Title and last week's 
bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted 
better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From AMEN-TEI's trash 
dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
AMEN-TEI, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  BRAIN BOYZ the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like BAD GIRLS avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  
SERGEANT 4 was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the AMEN-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JANICE DERBY 3006            13  12  0   113       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 3 2784              17   3  1    94       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 NILLA WAYFARER 2928          22  19  1    92       WAYFARERS (248)
-DELILAH 2915                 12   7  1    91       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THOMAS WIGLE 2777            11   6  2    87       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 POOR THING 2968              18  15  0    85       WAYFARERS (248)
 K. GRIFFIN 2991               6   6  0    73       BAD GIRLS (325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASEY ANTHONY 3038            7   0  0    44       BAD GIRLS (325)
 SERGEANT 4 2802               5   1  0    40       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GANGLION 2226                 2   1  0    29       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
 BATHSHEBA 3043                3   1  0    25       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PFC 2 2812                    3   1  0    21       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 CROAKED KAYE 3065             1   0  0    19       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
 TOMAS KATT 3061               1   2  0    14       WAYFARERS (248)
 GREY MATTER 2918              1   1  0     4       BRAIN BOYZ (269)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA3 2821                1  2 0 BRAIN BOYZ 269       SPYMASTER             560  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Commission has the NERVE to call me "clumsy" and "slow" and say I can't avoid
blows!  I'm alive, aren't I?  What more can you ask? -- Walking Trouble

Three-two, with Janice and that fool Katt losing.  Bah.  Janice was getting too cocky
about her winning record, and as for that Tom Katt, well!  People say that *I* am
trouble on the hoof.  Seems to ME that there's a lot more trouble in HIM. -- Walking
Trouble, on the way out of town

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA3 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THOMAS WIGLE was unbelievably bested by WALKING TROUBLE in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
K. GRIFFIN was defeated by NILLA WAYFARER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
BATHSHEBA was bested by SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SERGEANT 3 was luckily beaten by JANICE DERBY in a 1 minute bloody Title match.
POOR THING viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory duel.
CASEY ANTHONY bested GANGLION in a 2 minute match.
GREY MATTER was bested by TOMAS KATT in a 2 minute novice's competition.
CROAKED KAYE handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW         3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   4 -  0      78  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 560 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JANICE DERBY 3006          13  12  0  113 WAYFARERS (248)
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 3 2784            17   3  1   94 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
LUNGING ATTACK   NILLA WAYFARER 2928        22  19  1   92 WAYFARERS (248)
WALL OF STEEL    POOR THING 2968            18  15  0   85 WAYFARERS (248)
TOTAL PARRY      CASEY ANTHONY 3038          7   0  0   44 BAD GIRLS (325)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NILLA WAYFARER 2928.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THOMAS WIGLE 2777.  The ten other most popular fighters were NILLA WAYFARER 
2928, TOMAS KATT 3061, GANGLION 2226, SERGEANT 4 2802, GREY MATTER 2918, JANICE DERBY 
3006, POOR THING 2968, K. GRIFFIN 2991, SERGEANT 3 2784, and CASEY ANTHONY 3038.

The least popular fighter this week was BATHSHEBA 3043.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DA3 2821, CROAKED KAYE 3065, CASEY ANTHONY 3038, SERGEANT 3 2784, K. 
GRIFFIN 2991, POOR THING 2968, JANICE DERBY 3006, GREY MATTER 2918, SERGEANT 4 2802, 
and GANGLION 2226.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SERGEANT 3 (63-2784) MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WALKING TROUBLE (63-2878) WAYFARERS (248)