DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/01/2014    Duedate: 04/14/2014

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-574

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
(63-2885) [12-3-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE              VINCENT
SHEWISH BUFFET (330)           STARRY KNIGHTS (339)
(63-2885) [12-3-0,138]         (63-3026) [5-3-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SERGEANT 4                     VINCENT
MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)        STARRY KNIGHTS (339)
(63-2802) [13-7-0,85]          (63-3026) [5-3-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STARRY KNIGHTS (339)        32
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (330)        13      MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
3. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)      9      Unchartered Team
4. BRAIN BOYZ (269)             6
5. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)      3      STARRY KNIGHTS (339)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)  112  53 10 67.9   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 0
 2- 3 BAD GIRLS (325)          114  97 13 54.0   2/ 6*STARRY KNIGHTS (339)      4  1 0
 3/ 6*STARRY KNIGHTS (339)       6   6  0 50.0   3/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      3  0 0
 4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          961 %1023 20 48.4   4/ 7 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          3  4 0
 5/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)      43  55  2 43.9   5/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)   3  7 0
 6/ 7 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          21  32  2 39.6   6- 4 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  2 0
 7/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)    5   8  0 38.5   7/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): MEDIOCRETAUR of THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): IRSON ORSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): ARE YOU DONE YET? Of BASH BROS BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 691): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): URSILA RILVAR of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 691): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): CLARET CRAWDAD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

    Don't mind me.  Just a zombie, making his way in the world, beefing up for
Challengers and moving along to ADM.

Andorian Smoothie

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same.  STARRY KNIGHTS stable has parlayed this 
turn's 2-0-0 into a 4 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 2nd place.  
Good work, guys!  And let's see, VINCENT fought MOSS AGATE and gained 17 points and 
contributed to STARRY KNIGHTS' 2-0-0.  MOSS AGATE has lost to VINCENT, falling 15 
points, while helping make WAYFARERS a 1-4-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the 
Duelmaster have failed, and ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE remains AMEN-TEI's top warrior for 
another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped 
under the table at The Dripping Blade?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 has cause to stand tall, 
as they were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding MEDAL OF HONOR J3 more than any other team we find STARRY 
KNIGHTS.  AMEN-TEI, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that AMEN-TEI has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in AMEN-TEI, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885       12   3  0   138       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DELILAH 2915                 12   7  1    91       BAD GIRLS (325)
-K. GRIFFIN 2991               7   8  0    91       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 4 2802              13   7  0    85       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINCENT 3026                  5   3  0    54       STARRY KNIGHTS (339)
 MOSS AGATE 3072               5   8  0    44       WAYFARERS (248)
 CROAKED KAYE 3065             4   3  0    44       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
-LADY FINGERS 3015             4   0  0    36       SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
-BATHSHEBA 3043                4   1  0    36       BAD GIRLS (325)
 PFC 1 2811                    8   2  1    35       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOMAS KATT 3061               5  12  0    27       WAYFARERS (248)
 PFC 3 3071                    6   6  0    24       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-MADONNA 3068                  1   0  0    24       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PFC 2 2812                    3   1  0    21       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 WHITE MATTER 3092             2   2  0    17       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
 STEWIE 3100                   3   1  0    16       WAYFARERS (248)
 ERIDANUS 3103                 1   1  0    16       STARRY KNIGHTS (339)
-PONS 2919                     1   0  0    13       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
 ALBERT HALL 3087              2   6  0    12       WAYFARERS (248)
 VANNA WAYFARER 3099           2   2  0     8       WAYFARERS (248)
-SILLY SALLY 3075              0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GANGLION 3104           1  1 0 BRAIN BOYZ 269       MOUNTAIN TROLL        574  NONE
PRIVATE 1 3098          0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 324 DARK CHAMPION         574  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three, a slip from our previous record.  But at least *I* managed a win, and
against a genuine opponent.  Not that there's anything unreal about the standbys,
exactly, but, well, they ARE almost unreal. -- Moss Agate

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GANGLION was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PRIVATE 1 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE handily defeated SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
MOSS AGATE was viciously subdued by VINCENT in a 7 minute bloody brawl.
CROAKED KAYE overpowered PFC 3 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
PFC 1 won victory over TOMAS KATT in a 1 minute fight.
ALBERT HALL was bested by WHITE MATTER in a 2 minute match.
VANNA WAYFARER was devastated by ERIDANUS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
STEWIE vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   8 -  1      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  19 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 574 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885     12   3  0  138 SHEWISH BUFFET (330)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 4 2802            13   7  0   85 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    VINCENT 3026                5   3  0   54 STARRY KNIGHTS (339)
AIMED BLOW       CROAKED KAYE 3065           4   3  0   44 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
WALL OF STEEL    PFC 1 2811                  8   2  1   35 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 4 2802.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VINCENT 3026.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885, 
CROAKED KAYE 3065, ERIDANUS 3103, MOSS AGATE 3072, PFC 1 2811, WHITE MATTER 3092, 
GANGLION 3104, PRIVATE 1 3098, PFC 3 3071, and TOMAS KATT 3061.

The least popular fighter this week was VANNA WAYFARER 3099.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALBERT HALL 3087, SERGEANT 4 2802, STEWIE 3100, TOMAS KATT 
3061, PFC 3 3071, PRIVATE 1 3098, GANGLION 3104, WHITE MATTER 3092, PFC 1 2811, and 
MOSS AGATE 3072.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE (63-2885) SHEWISH BUFFET (330)