DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/26/2015 Duedate: 06/08/2015
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-604
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRAY MATTER
BRAIN BOYZ (269)
(63-3102) [19-2-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRAY MATTER BOUNCY BETTY
BRAIN BOYZ (269) WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
(63-3102) [19-2-0,113] (63-3195) [1-2-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ACORN WHITE MATTER
NUTS! (345) BRAIN BOYZ (269)
(63-3097) [6-4-0,83] (63-3155) [2-1-0,12]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BRAIN BOYZ (269)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS! (353) 22
2. NUTS! (345) 15 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 12 Unchartered Team
4. BRAIN BOYZ (269) 7
5. NASSAU (348) 0 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 168 78 11 68.3 1/ 1 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 7 4 0
2/ 2 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 74 59 4 55.6 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 6 1 1
3- 3 EXCLAMATION! (350) 16 16 1 50.0 3/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS! (353) 6 9 0
4/ 5 NUTS! (345) 12 15 1 44.4 4/ 3 NUTS! (345) 5 5 0
5- 6 NASSAU (348) 11 16 2 40.7 5- 6 NASSAU (348) 1 1 0
6/ 7*WEIRD STUDENTS! (353) 6 9 0 40.0 6- 5 EXCLAMATION! (350) 0 3 0
7- 8*PRIDE OF ST. PATTY (354) 0 1 0 0.0 7- 8*PRIDE OF ST. PATTY (354) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. AMEN-TEI needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for ACORN?
NUTS!'s proud of it after beating KHALHUMS DWARF and getting 18 points. Talk about
yer major upsets! JOLLY JERRY's match with PFC 1 cost him a loss of 8 points! Like
DARK ARENA's SHEWISH GIANT is sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by
Duelmaster PFC 3! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think PFC 3
should let SHEWISH GIANT be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Is
the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! PFC 3 returns from the Dark Arena,
maybe a "little upset" at his MEDAL OF HONOR J3 teammates... I was SO depressed when
I heard PISTACHIO got killed. It was just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in
AMEN-TEI, or anything! Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAY MATTER 3102 19 2 0 113 BRAIN BOYZ (269)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACORN 3097 6 4 0 83 NUTS! (345)
-SPIFFY 3161 6 1 0 74 EXCLAMATION! (350)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WOW 3160 5 1 1 51 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PFC 1 3165 3 0 0 33 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-HOLY COW 3175 3 1 0 26 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-AWESOME 3159 2 0 0 25 EXCLAMATION! (350)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AMBERGRIS CAYE 3154 3 3 0 23 NASSAU (348)
BOUNCY BETTY 3195 1 2 0 21 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
MANIC MARK 3194 2 1 0 20 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
PONS 3149 2 1 0 19 BRAIN BOYZ (269)
PERKY PAM 3197 2 1 0 19 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-ARUBA 3152 2 1 1 17 NASSAU (348)
WHITE MATTER 3155 2 1 0 12 BRAIN BOYZ (269)
JOLLY JERRY 3193 1 2 0 12 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-BAHAMAS 3151 2 1 0 9 NASSAU (348)
-TRAVEL AGENT 3156 1 2 0 9 NASSAU (348)
-O'KEEFE'S BEEF 3205 0 1 0 7 PRIDE OF ST. PATTY (354)
LOUD LOSER 3196 0 3 0 7 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-ANTIGUA 3150 1 2 0 6 NASSAU (348)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
COCO 3212 0 1 0 NUTS! 345 MOUNTAIN TROLL 604 NONE
PISTACHIO 3124 5 1 0 NUTS! 345 AMBITIOUS GUARD 604 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PFC 3 butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COCO was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
GRAY MATTER demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
ACORN slimly won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
PISTACHIO was butchered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
PFC 1 overpowered JOLLY JERRY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOUNCY BETTY unbelievably bested WHITE MATTER in a popular 5 minute competition.
PONS handily defeated LOUD LOSER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MANIC MARK vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PERKY PAM vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 1 - 1 89 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 1 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 21 - 20 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 604 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GRAY MATTER 3102 19 2 0 113 BRAIN BOYZ (269)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ACORN 3097. The most popular warrior this turn was
WHITE MATTER 3155. The ten other most popular fighters were ACORN 3097, GRAY MATTER
3102, PFC 1 3165, MANIC MARK 3194, PERKY PAM 3197, COCO 3212, BOUNCY BETTY 3195, PONS
3149, PISTACHIO 3124, and JOLLY JERRY 3193.
The least popular fighter this week was LOUD LOSER 3196. The other ten least popular
fighters were JOLLY JERRY 3193, PISTACHIO 3124, PONS 3149, BOUNCY BETTY 3195, COCO
3212, PERKY PAM 3197, MANIC MARK 3194, PFC 1 3165, GRAY MATTER 3102, and ACORN 3097.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PFC 3 (63-3071) MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
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