DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/07/2015    Duedate: 07/20/2015

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-607

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIFFY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [8-2-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIFFY                         MANIC MARK
EXCLAMATION! (350)             WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
(63-3161) [8-2-0,104]          (63-3194) [5-1-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ACORN                          SPIFFY
NUTS! (345)                    EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3097) [7-6-0,84]           (63-3161) [8-2-0,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)       43
2. EXCLAMATION! (350)          21      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BRAIN BOYZ (269)             0      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)      0
5. NASSAU (348)                 0      WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)     20   9  1 69.0   1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)    14  0 1
 2- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)  168  79 11 68.0   2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        5  2 1
 3- 3 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          75  61  4 55.1   3- 3 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          1  2 0
 4/ 4 EXCLAMATION! (350)        21  18  2 53.8   4/ 5 NUTS! (345)               1  6 0
 5- 6 NASSAU (348)              11  17  2 39.3   5- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)   0  1 0
 6/ 5 NUTS! (345)               13  21  1 38.2   6- 6 NASSAU (348)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
AMEN-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see LOUD LOSER win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as SPIFFY takes the Title and last week's bar tab from 
the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else 
do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  AMEN-TEI, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
BRAIN BOYZ the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who 
led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was 
NUTS!.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of AMEN-TEI.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIFFY 3161                   8   2  0   104       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACORN 3097                    7   6  0    84       NUTS! (345)
-GRAY MATTER 3102             19   3  0    79       BRAIN BOYZ (269)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOW 3160                      6   1  2    57       EXCLAMATION! (350)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANIC MARK 3194               5   1  0    53       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 JOLLY JERRY 3193              4   2  0    51       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 LOUD LOSER 3196               3   3  0    49       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 PERKY PAM 3197                5   1  1    42       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOUNCY BETTY 3195             3   2  0    28       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-HOLY COW 3175                 3   1  0    26       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-PONS 3149                     3   1  0    26       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
-AWESOME 3159                  2   0  0    25       EXCLAMATION! (350)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AMBERGRIS CAYE 3154           3   4  0    19       NASSAU (348)
-ARUBA 3152                    2   1  1    17       NASSAU (348)
 SHUCKS 3214                   2   1  0    14       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-BAHAMAS 3151                  2   1  0     9       NASSAU (348)
-TRAVEL AGENT 3156             1   2  0     9       NASSAU (348)
-WHITE MATTER 3155             2   2  0     8       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
-ANTIGUA 3150                  1   2  0     6       NASSAU (348)
 PINE 3220                     0   1  0     1       NUTS! (345)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT           0  0 0                      PERKY PAM 3197        607  NONE
PFC 1 3165              3  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 324 WOW 3160              605   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ACORN was devastated by SPIFFY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
PERKY PAM viciously butchered HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute gory match.
JOLLY JERRY vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MANIC MARK narrowly defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute fight.
LOUD LOSER devastated RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute gory uneven brawl.
SHUCKS bested PINE in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   0 -  1     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        20 -  14 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  19 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   7 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 607 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIFFY 3161                 8   2  0  104 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW       ACORN 3097                  7   6  0   84 NUTS! (345)
BASHING ATTACK   MANIC MARK 3194             5   1  0   53 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ACORN 3097.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SPIFFY 3161.  The ten other most popular fighters were PERKY PAM 3197, MANIC MARK 
3194, LOUD LOSER 3196, SHUCKS 3214, JOLLY JERRY 3193, ACORN 3097, PINE 3220,  0,  0, 
and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PINE 3220.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ACORN 3097, JOLLY JERRY 3193, SHUCKS 3214, LOUD LOSER 3196, MANIC MARK 
3194, PERKY PAM 3197, SPIFFY 3161,  0,  0, and  0.

             ATTENTION:  ALL MANAGERS WHO ARE ATTENDING THE FACE-TO-FACE

If you plan to attend the Winter Face-to-Face in Phoenix, please let Customer Service 
know.  We will hold your turns for the few days preceding the tourney, starting with 
anything that would mail out on the previous Saturday.  (This means that games due on 
Thursday the 9th (which would mail on Friday) would probably mail to you, but games 
due on the 10th and thereafter will be held and delivered to you at the tournament.  
This way, you won't have to worry about not receiving a critical turn before you 
depart for Newark, and you also don't have to worry about whether you can get a 
reprint before the first turn of the tournament is due.  

See you there! 

                                          RSI