DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/22/2016 Duedate: 12/05/2016
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-640
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SPIFFY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [10-3-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SPIFFY SOCIAL SECURITY
EXCLAMATION! (350) TAXES (278)
(63-3161) [10-3-0,112] (63-2315) [0-1-0,5]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BATHSHEBA HOLY COW
BAD GIRLS (325) EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3043) [12-10-0,70] (63-3175) [5-1-0,39]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350) 34
2. NUTS! (345) 12 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 8 Unchartered Team
4. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 5
5. TAXES (278) 5 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 12 3 0 80.0 1/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 8 2 0
2/ 0 EXCLAMATION! (350) 28 20 2 58.3 2/ 0 EXCLAMATION! (350) 4 1 0
3/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325) 144 134 14 51.8 3/ 2 NUTS! (345) 4 4 1
4/ 3 NUTS! (345) 56 54 8 50.9 4/ 4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 2 0 0
5/ 5 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 9 9 0 50.0 5/ 0 BAD GIRLS (325) 0 3 0
6/ 0*TAXES (278) 0 1 0 0.0 6/ 0*TAXES (278) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! NUTS! had cause to celebrate, after MONGONGO
got 19 points by beating BATHSHEBA. A certain someone should cut down on the
drinking and practice more, after losing 14 points to MONGONGO. (Discrete enough,
BATHSHEBA?) In AMEN-TEI, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a
new Duelmaster, SPIFFY. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls
and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
And how sociable are AMEN-TEI's warriors? Come, let us see. Perhaps the
warriors of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS should take up some hobbies, as they are the most
avoided team... The warriors of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS found their efforts at combat
frustrated as NUTS! apparently had more important things to do than fight. Is it
charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is,
CROAKED KAYE is the most challenged warrior.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in AMEN-TEI would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life. More
important duties call me. AMEN-TEI, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to
foot my bill at The Warty Toad. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPIFFY 3161 10 3 0 112 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CASHEW 3204 10 0 3 123 NUTS! (345)
-MADONNA 3068 7 2 0 93 BAD GIRLS (325)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MACADAMIA 3215 11 3 2 87 NUTS! (345)
CROAKED KAYE 3065 8 4 0 84 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
MONGONGO 3218 10 3 0 81 NUTS! (345)
BATHSHEBA 3043 12 10 0 70 BAD GIRLS (325)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOW 3160 6 2 2 53 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-ARM & HAMMER 3310 3 0 0 42 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
AWESOME 3159 3 0 0 42 EXCLAMATION! (350)
HOLY COW 3175 5 1 0 39 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELILAH 3117 7 9 0 30 BAD GIRLS (325)
-FAT DIAMOND 3311 3 0 0 29 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
SHUCKS 3214 4 1 0 25 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312 3 0 0 25 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-ANNO DOMINI 3313 3 0 0 24 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOCIAL SECURITY 2315 0 1 0 5 TAXES (278)
-SILLY SALLY 3075 0 1 0 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CLAIRE HALE 3282 1 2 0 BAD GIRLS 325 SPYMASTER 640 NONE
TOO LOW 3329 0 1 0 BOMBS OVER BAGHD 362 BLACK ORC 640 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CLAIRE HALE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TOO LOW was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MACADAMIA was handily defeated by SPIFFY in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
BATHSHEBA lost to MONGONGO in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
CROAKED KAYE overpowered WOW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOLY COW viciously subdued DELILAH in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
AWESOME overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
SHUCKS overcame SOCIAL SECURITY in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 17 - 6 - 0 74 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 2 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 2 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 640 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SPIFFY 3161 10 3 0 112 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SLASHING ATTACK MACADAMIA 3215 11 3 2 87 NUTS! (345)
AIMED BLOW CROAKED KAYE 3065 8 4 0 84 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
WALL OF STEEL BATHSHEBA 3043 12 10 0 70 BAD GIRLS (325)
LUNGING ATTACK HOLY COW 3175 5 1 0 39 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BATHSHEBA 3043. The most popular warrior this turn
was HOLY COW 3175. The ten other most popular fighters were MONGONGO 3218, AWESOME
3159, SHUCKS 3214, SOCIAL SECURITY 2315, SPIFFY 3161, CROAKED KAYE 3065, BATHSHEBA
3043, WOW 3160, DELILAH 3117, and CLAIRE HALE 3282.
The least popular fighter this week was MACADAMIA 3215. The other ten least popular
fighters were TOO LOW 3329, CLAIRE HALE 3282, DELILAH 3117, WOW 3160, BATHSHEBA 3043,
CROAKED KAYE 3065, SPIFFY 3161, SOCIAL SECURITY 2315, SHUCKS 3214, and AWESOME 3159.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.