DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/06/2016    Duedate: 12/19/2016

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-641

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIFFY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [11-3-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIFFY                         FAT DIAMOND
EXCLAMATION! (350)             BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
(63-3161) [11-3-0,123]         (63-3311) [4-0-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPIFFY                         WOW
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [11-3-0,123]         (63-3160) [6-3-2,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          33
2. BAD GIRLS (325)             19      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)    15      Unchartered Team
4. NUTS! (345)                  9
5. TAXES (278)                  0      BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  13   7  0 65.0   1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        8  2 0
 2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        32  21  2 60.4   2/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  5  5 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)          146 135 14 52.0   3/ 3 NUTS! (345)               3  4 1
 4/ 4 NUTS! (345)               57  55  8 50.9   4/ 4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   2  1 0
 5/ 5 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)    9  10  0 47.4   5/ 5 BAD GIRLS (325)           2  4 0
 6- 6*TAXES (278)                0   1  0  0.0   6- 6*TAXES (278)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of AMEN-TEI!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Bein' on top is great while it 
lasts, BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD.  But how many friends do you have now?  What's with FAT 
DIAMOND?  He actually beat EXCLAMATION!'s WOW, and walked away with 20 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD while they watched FAT DIAMOND 
clobber WOW.  It lost 13 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
Try as she might, MACADAMIA wasn't good enough at persuading SPIFFY to step down from 
the Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was BAD GIRLS.  The bums at EXCLAMATION! couldn't face the 
challenges from BAD GIRLS!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being 
the most challenged warrior, CROAKED KAYE!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come 
back to haunt you.   
     Warriors of AMEN-TEI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  BATHSHEBA looked 
pretty sick and surprised when she learned BAD GIRLS is sending her to the Dark 
Arena!  Whadd'she expect with a 12-10-0?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, 
master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIFFY 3161                  11   3  0   123       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CASHEW 3204                  10   0  3   123       NUTS! (345)
 MONGONGO 3218                11   3  0    95       NUTS! (345)
-MADONNA 3068                  7   2  0    93       BAD GIRLS (325)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACADAMIA 3215               11   4  2    82       NUTS! (345)
 CROAKED KAYE 3065             8   5  0    74       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AWESOME 3159                  4   0  0    50       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 FAT DIAMOND 3311              4   0  0    49       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 HOLY COW 3175                 6   1  0    48       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 SHUCKS 3214                   5   1  0    43       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 WOW 3160                      6   3  2    40       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 ARM & HAMMER 3310             3   1  0    36       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 DELILAH 3117                  8   9  0    35       BAD GIRLS (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANNO DOMINI 3313              3   1  0    22       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312           3   1  0    20       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 MA BARKER 3330                1   0  0    15       BAD GIRLS (325)
-SOCIAL SECURITY 2315          0   1  0     5       TAXES (278)
-SILLY SALLY 3075              0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BATHSHEBA 3043         12 11 0 BAD GIRLS 325        BANDIT PRINCE         641  NONE
DA1 3338                0  1 0 BOMBS OVER BAGHD 362 SPYMASTER             641  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BATHSHEBA was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 6 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MONGONGO demolished CROAKED KAYE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ANNO DOMINI was bested by DELILAH in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge contest.
SPIFFY devastated MACADAMIA in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
ARM & HAMMER was defeated by HOLY COW in a 1 minute struggle.
AWESOME overpowered HOUSEHOLD NAME in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WOW was luckily beaten by FAT DIAMOND in a 4 minute expert vs. beginner upset melee.
SHUCKS savagely defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a action packed 8 minute gory duel.
MA BARKER overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        17 -   8 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   7 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  10 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   7 -  2      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 641 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIFFY 3161                11   3  0  123 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW       MONGONGO 3218              11   3  0   95 NUTS! (345)
SLASHING ATTACK  MACADAMIA 3215             11   4  2   82 NUTS! (345)
LUNGING ATTACK   FAT DIAMOND 3311            4   0  0   49 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPIFFY 3161.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WOW 3160.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHUCKS 3214, BATHSHEBA 3043, ANNO 
DOMINI 3313, FAT DIAMOND 3311, MONGONGO 3218, DELILAH 3117, SPIFFY 3161, HOLY COW 
3175, AWESOME 3159, and CROAKED KAYE 3065.

The least popular fighter this week was HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MACADAMIA 3215, DA1 3338, MA BARKER 3330, ARM & HAMMER 3310, 
CROAKED KAYE 3065, AWESOME 3159, HOLY COW 3175, SPIFFY 3161, DELILAH 3117, and 
MONGONGO 3218.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (111-66-1)         3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 2    

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885 (38-30-0)       8  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
ERICKA BEARICKA 2461 (57-53-0)         1  3  0         MONSTER CHILD        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLITHER 2852 (75-72-2)                 3  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 113    
OHMYGOD 2147 (59-30-1)                 0  2  0         WRATHMEN             

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KAYCRON 2900 (5-0-0)                   3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      
MADONNA 3068 (7-2-0)                   2  3  0         BAD GIRLS            
BERLIN 2923 (7-0-1)                    1  3  0         WORLD BLADES         

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHAYICA 2905 (5-1-0)                   4  3  0  DEAD   SUPERIOR FORCES      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRAVEN 3277 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
TEXAS HOLD'EM 3230 (0-0-0)             0  2  0         LOST N VEGAS         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAI GOW POKER 3232 (0-0-0)             9  3  1         LOST N VEGAS         
JEZEBEL 3283 (0-0-0)                   8  3  0  DEAD   BAD GIRLS            
CLAIRE HALE 3282 (1-1-0)               3  3  0         BAD GIRLS            
SELLSWORD 3273 (1-0-0)                 2  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SILENT PARTNER 3288 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         S IS FOR SILENT      
SOCIAL SECURITY 2315 (0-0-0)           1  3  0         TAXES                
CHI CAPRICORNI 3297 (0-0-0)            0  2  0         CAPRICORNUS          
SPEEDY GONZALEZ 3079 (0-0-0)           0  2  0         DEVIATION LIX        

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NO WAY! 2572 (11-3-0)                  4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 
MEAN JOE GREEN 2477 (9-2-0)            0  2  0         COLOURED PEOPLE      

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CROAKED KAYE 3065 (6-4-0)             10  3  0         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    
PISTACHIO 3124 (5-1-0)                 5  3  0         NUTS!                
PERKY PAM 3197 (5-1-1)                 0  2  0  DEAD   WEIRD STUDENTS!      

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MEDULLA OBLONGATA 3076 (0-0-0)         6  3  0         BRAIN BOYZ           

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FANTASTIC FTF 3221 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS!