DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/06/2016 Duedate: 12/19/2016
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-641
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SPIFFY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [11-3-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SPIFFY FAT DIAMOND
EXCLAMATION! (350) BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
(63-3161) [11-3-0,123] (63-3311) [4-0-0,49]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPIFFY WOW
EXCLAMATION! (350) EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [11-3-0,123] (63-3160) [6-3-2,40]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EXCLAMATION! (350)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350) 33
2. BAD GIRLS (325) 19 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 15 Unchartered Team
4. NUTS! (345) 9
5. TAXES (278) 0 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 13 7 0 65.0 1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 8 2 0
2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 32 21 2 60.4 2/ 1*BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 5 5 0
3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325) 146 135 14 52.0 3/ 3 NUTS! (345) 3 4 1
4/ 4 NUTS! (345) 57 55 8 50.9 4/ 4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 2 1 0
5/ 5 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 9 10 0 47.4 5/ 5 BAD GIRLS (325) 2 4 0
6- 6*TAXES (278) 0 1 0 0.0 6- 6*TAXES (278) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of AMEN-TEI! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Bein' on top is great while it
lasts, BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD. But how many friends do you have now? What's with FAT
DIAMOND? He actually beat EXCLAMATION!'s WOW, and walked away with 20 more points
from the fight. Laughs were big at BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD while they watched FAT DIAMOND
clobber WOW. It lost 13 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.
Try as she might, MACADAMIA wasn't good enough at persuading SPIFFY to step down from
the Duelmaster's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was BAD GIRLS. The bums at EXCLAMATION! couldn't face the
challenges from BAD GIRLS! No excuse for that! How well I know the feeling of being
the most challenged warrior, CROAKED KAYE! Don't make idle boasts, they may come
back to haunt you.
Warriors of AMEN-TEI unite. You have only your games to lose! BATHSHEBA looked
pretty sick and surprised when she learned BAD GIRLS is sending her to the Dark
Arena! Whadd'she expect with a 12-10-0? Here's some advice: study your opponent,
master many skills, fight dirty.
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPIFFY 3161 11 3 0 123 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CASHEW 3204 10 0 3 123 NUTS! (345)
MONGONGO 3218 11 3 0 95 NUTS! (345)
-MADONNA 3068 7 2 0 93 BAD GIRLS (325)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MACADAMIA 3215 11 4 2 82 NUTS! (345)
CROAKED KAYE 3065 8 5 0 74 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AWESOME 3159 4 0 0 50 EXCLAMATION! (350)
FAT DIAMOND 3311 4 0 0 49 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
HOLY COW 3175 6 1 0 48 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SHUCKS 3214 5 1 0 43 EXCLAMATION! (350)
WOW 3160 6 3 2 40 EXCLAMATION! (350)
ARM & HAMMER 3310 3 1 0 36 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
DELILAH 3117 8 9 0 35 BAD GIRLS (325)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANNO DOMINI 3313 3 1 0 22 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312 3 1 0 20 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
MA BARKER 3330 1 0 0 15 BAD GIRLS (325)
-SOCIAL SECURITY 2315 0 1 0 5 TAXES (278)
-SILLY SALLY 3075 0 1 0 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BATHSHEBA 3043 12 11 0 BAD GIRLS 325 BANDIT PRINCE 641 NONE
DA1 3338 0 1 0 BOMBS OVER BAGHD 362 SPYMASTER 641 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BATHSHEBA was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 6 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MONGONGO demolished CROAKED KAYE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ANNO DOMINI was bested by DELILAH in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge contest.
SPIFFY devastated MACADAMIA in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
ARM & HAMMER was defeated by HOLY COW in a 1 minute struggle.
AWESOME overpowered HOUSEHOLD NAME in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WOW was luckily beaten by FAT DIAMOND in a 4 minute expert vs. beginner upset melee.
SHUCKS savagely defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a action packed 8 minute gory duel.
MA BARKER overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 17 - 8 - 0 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 1 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 7 - 2 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 641 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SPIFFY 3161 11 3 0 123 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW MONGONGO 3218 11 3 0 95 NUTS! (345)
SLASHING ATTACK MACADAMIA 3215 11 4 2 82 NUTS! (345)
LUNGING ATTACK FAT DIAMOND 3311 4 0 0 49 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPIFFY 3161. The most popular warrior this turn was
WOW 3160. The ten other most popular fighters were SHUCKS 3214, BATHSHEBA 3043, ANNO
DOMINI 3313, FAT DIAMOND 3311, MONGONGO 3218, DELILAH 3117, SPIFFY 3161, HOLY COW
3175, AWESOME 3159, and CROAKED KAYE 3065.
The least popular fighter this week was HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312. The other ten least
popular fighters were MACADAMIA 3215, DA1 3338, MA BARKER 3330, ARM & HAMMER 3310,
CROAKED KAYE 3065, AWESOME 3159, HOLY COW 3175, SPIFFY 3161, DELILAH 3117, and
MONGONGO 3218.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (111-66-1) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885 (38-30-0) 8 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
ERICKA BEARICKA 2461 (57-53-0) 1 3 0 MONSTER CHILD
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SLITHER 2852 (75-72-2) 3 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 113
OHMYGOD 2147 (59-30-1) 0 2 0 WRATHMEN
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KAYCRON 2900 (5-0-0) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES
MADONNA 3068 (7-2-0) 2 3 0 BAD GIRLS
BERLIN 2923 (7-0-1) 1 3 0 WORLD BLADES
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHAYICA 2905 (5-1-0) 4 3 0 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CRAVEN 3277 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 OBSIDIAN HALL
TEXAS HOLD'EM 3230 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 LOST N VEGAS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PAI GOW POKER 3232 (0-0-0) 9 3 1 LOST N VEGAS
JEZEBEL 3283 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 DEAD BAD GIRLS
CLAIRE HALE 3282 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 BAD GIRLS
SELLSWORD 3273 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 OBSIDIAN HALL
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SILENT PARTNER 3288 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 S IS FOR SILENT
SOCIAL SECURITY 2315 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 TAXES
CHI CAPRICORNI 3297 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 CAPRICORNUS
SPEEDY GONZALEZ 3079 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEVIATION LIX
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NO WAY! 2572 (11-3-0) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405
MEAN JOE GREEN 2477 (9-2-0) 0 2 0 COLOURED PEOPLE
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CROAKED KAYE 3065 (6-4-0) 10 3 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
PISTACHIO 3124 (5-1-0) 5 3 0 NUTS!
PERKY PAM 3197 (5-1-1) 0 2 0 DEAD WEIRD STUDENTS!
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MEDULLA OBLONGATA 3076 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BRAIN BOYZ
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FANTASTIC FTF 3221 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS!