DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/17/2017    Duedate: 01/30/2017

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-644

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CROAKED KAYE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
(63-3065) [11-5-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CROAKED KAYE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)        
(63-3065) [11-5-0,117]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPIFFY                         SHUCKS
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [13-4-1,92]          (63-3214) [7-2-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)     15
2. NUTS! (345)                  7      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. TAXES (278)                  0      Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES (235)        0
5. EXCLAMATION! (350)         -47      SPORTS GUYS (274)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     33   9  0 78.6   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)       11  4 2
 2- 2*TAXES (278)                2   1  1 66.7   2/ 4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   3  0 0
 3/ 4 EXCLAMATION! (350)        43  25  4 63.2   3- 2*TAXES (278)               2  0 1
 4/ 5 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)   12  10  0 54.5   4- 5 SUPERIOR FORCES (235)     1  1 0
 5/ 7 NUTS! (345)               58  60  8 49.2   5/ 7 NUTS! (345)               1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Way to go, Spiffy!  Ain't he spiffy?!  Seven Duelmaster Titles!  Whoooooeeeey!  
Gotta love it!  Got me some good 'uns in this here Exclamation team.  Yes, I do.
     Let me introduce myself.  Might be a good idea, I think.  People, mostly not so 
nice people, call me Loud Mouth.  Well, heck.  Sounds good to me, 'specially with a 
super team of Exclamations!  Yowsir!  So I might see ya now 'n then and yell at ya a 
little bit.  So what? 
     The Exclamations have just one goal.  Kill all the sandbaggers in this arena.  
Kill 'em!  That means you, Manager, re: Krysor; and you, nutty Mannequin: and anybody 
else.  Kill 'em all!  Another great Manager once told me that. (wink)  Yup!
     My final words?  Beware.

                                          Loud Mouth

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
AMEN-TEI.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for MACADAMIA, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after 
mashing AWESOME like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher 
in the top ten was AWESOME, who dropped 6 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with MACADAMIA.  Unlike most arenas, SPIFFY managed to get its challenge 
off against the 10-5-0 CROAKED KAYE.  In front of all the crowds, CROAKED KAYE took 
the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps 
the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that BAD GIRLS was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of BAD GIRLS' warriors, 
I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, 
cause EXCLAMATION! beats feet every time BAD GIRLS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  
And who is this CROAKED KAYE you ask, with 117 points and a 11-5-0 record.  Ooh, the 
tales I could tell!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  It's not often when you see a 11-6-0 
warrior like MONGONGO kick the bucket.  I wonder if NUTS! will recover from the blow. 
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh? 
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROAKED KAYE 3065            11   5  0   117       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CASHEW 3204                  10   0  3   123       NUTS! (345)
 SPIFFY 3161                  13   4  1    92       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACADAMIA 3215               12   6  2    81       NUTS! (345)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KAYCRON 2900                  5   0  0    63       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
 HOLY COW 3175                 9   1  0    62       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 WOW 3160                      8   4  3    57       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 AWESOME 3159                  6   1  0    57       EXCLAMATION! (350)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHUCKS 3214                   7   2  0    54       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-KRYSOR 2887                   7   2  0    53       SUPERIOR FORCES (235)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOCIAL SECURITY 2315          2   1  1    26       TAXES (278)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILLY SALLY 3075              0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MONGONGO 3218          11  6 0 NUTS! 345            KHALHUMS DWARF        644  NONE
JADARA 2892             8  4 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 235  SPIFFY 3161           642   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPIFFY was devastated by CROAKED KAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MONGONGO was dispatched by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute expert's battle.
MACADAMIA demolished AWESOME in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHUCKS bested HAPPY PEASANT in a exciting 3 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
WOW devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HOLY COW overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   6 -  1      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  10 -  2      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 644 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CROAKED KAYE 3065          11   5  0  117 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIFFY 3161                13   4  1   92 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  MACADAMIA 3215             12   6  2   81 NUTS! (345)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY COW 3175               9   1  0   62 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPIFFY 3161.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SHUCKS 3214.  The ten other most popular fighters were WOW 3160, HOLY COW 3175, 
CROAKED KAYE 3065, SPIFFY 3161, MONGONGO 3218, MACADAMIA 3215, AWESOME 3159,  0,  0, 
and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was AWESOME 3159.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MACADAMIA 3215, MONGONGO 3218, SPIFFY 3161, CROAKED KAYE 3065, HOLY COW 
3175, WOW 3160, SHUCKS 3214,  0,  0, and  0.