DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/17/2017 Duedate: 01/30/2017
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-644
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CROAKED KAYE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
(63-3065) [11-5-0,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CROAKED KAYE POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
(63-3065) [11-5-0,117]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPIFFY SHUCKS
EXCLAMATION! (350) EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3161) [13-4-1,92] (63-3214) [7-2-0,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EXCLAMATION! (350)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 15
2. NUTS! (345) 7 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. TAXES (278) 0 Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES (235) 0
5. EXCLAMATION! (350) -47 SPORTS GUYS (274)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 SUPERIOR FORCES (235) 33 9 0 78.6 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 11 4 2
2- 2*TAXES (278) 2 1 1 66.7 2/ 4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 3 0 0
3/ 4 EXCLAMATION! (350) 43 25 4 63.2 3- 2*TAXES (278) 2 0 1
4/ 5 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343) 12 10 0 54.5 4- 5 SUPERIOR FORCES (235) 1 1 0
5/ 7 NUTS! (345) 58 60 8 49.2 5/ 7 NUTS! (345) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Way to go, Spiffy! Ain't he spiffy?! Seven Duelmaster Titles! Whoooooeeeey!
Gotta love it! Got me some good 'uns in this here Exclamation team. Yes, I do.
Let me introduce myself. Might be a good idea, I think. People, mostly not so
nice people, call me Loud Mouth. Well, heck. Sounds good to me, 'specially with a
super team of Exclamations! Yowsir! So I might see ya now 'n then and yell at ya a
little bit. So what?
The Exclamations have just one goal. Kill all the sandbaggers in this arena.
Kill 'em! That means you, Manager, re: Krysor; and you, nutty Mannequin: and anybody
else. Kill 'em all! Another great Manager once told me that. (wink) Yup!
My final words? Beware.
Loud Mouth
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
AMEN-TEI. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for MACADAMIA, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after
mashing AWESOME like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher
in the top ten was AWESOME, who dropped 6 points after a disappointing (to say the
least) bout with MACADAMIA. Unlike most arenas, SPIFFY managed to get its challenge
off against the 10-5-0 CROAKED KAYE. In front of all the crowds, CROAKED KAYE took
the Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps
the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that BAD GIRLS was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of BAD GIRLS' warriors,
I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries,
cause EXCLAMATION! beats feet every time BAD GIRLS smiles at them. Try farming, eh?
And who is this CROAKED KAYE you ask, with 117 points and a 11-5-0 record. Ooh, the
tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). It's not often when you see a 11-6-0
warrior like MONGONGO kick the bucket. I wonder if NUTS! will recover from the blow.
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CROAKED KAYE 3065 11 5 0 117 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CASHEW 3204 10 0 3 123 NUTS! (345)
SPIFFY 3161 13 4 1 92 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MACADAMIA 3215 12 6 2 81 NUTS! (345)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KAYCRON 2900 5 0 0 63 SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
HOLY COW 3175 9 1 0 62 EXCLAMATION! (350)
WOW 3160 8 4 3 57 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AWESOME 3159 6 1 0 57 EXCLAMATION! (350)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHUCKS 3214 7 2 0 54 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-KRYSOR 2887 7 2 0 53 SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOCIAL SECURITY 2315 2 1 1 26 TAXES (278)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SILLY SALLY 3075 0 1 0 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MONGONGO 3218 11 6 0 NUTS! 345 KHALHUMS DWARF 644 NONE
JADARA 2892 8 4 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 235 SPIFFY 3161 642
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPIFFY was devastated by CROAKED KAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MONGONGO was dispatched by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute expert's battle.
MACADAMIA demolished AWESOME in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHUCKS bested HAPPY PEASANT in a exciting 3 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
WOW devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HOLY COW overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 6 - 1 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 10 - 2 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 2 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 644 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CROAKED KAYE 3065 11 5 0 117 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (343)
STRIKING ATTACK SPIFFY 3161 13 4 1 92 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SLASHING ATTACK MACADAMIA 3215 12 6 2 81 NUTS! (345)
LUNGING ATTACK HOLY COW 3175 9 1 0 62 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPIFFY 3161. The most popular warrior this turn was
SHUCKS 3214. The ten other most popular fighters were WOW 3160, HOLY COW 3175,
CROAKED KAYE 3065, SPIFFY 3161, MONGONGO 3218, MACADAMIA 3215, AWESOME 3159, 0, 0,
and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was AWESOME 3159. The other ten least popular
fighters were MACADAMIA 3215, MONGONGO 3218, SPIFFY 3161, CROAKED KAYE 3065, HOLY COW
3175, WOW 3160, SHUCKS 3214, 0, 0, and 0.