DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2017    Duedate: 09/11/2017

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-660

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOLY COW
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3175) [11-6-0,55]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOLY COW                       POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             
(63-3175) [11-6-0,55]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOLY COW                       HOLY COW
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3175) [11-6-0,55]          (63-3175) [11-6-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          41
2. NUTS! (345)                  0      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)     0      Unchartered Team
4. ROCKYTOP (366)               0
5. POWER (364)                  0      UNCOMMON VALOR (131)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ROCKYTOP (366)             1   0  0  100   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        7  2 1
 2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        72  43  5 62.6   2- 2 NUTS! (345)               5  4 2
 3- 3 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  37  27  0 57.8   3- 3 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  5  5 0
 4- 4*POWER (364)                5   4  0 55.6   4- 4*ROCKYTOP (366)            1  0 0
 5- 5 NUTS! (345)               80  77 10 51.0   5- 5*POWER (364)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of AMEN-TEI.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Practice pays for 
GOLLY, who pummelled POLITE BEGGAR, to pocket 16 points.  A certain someone saw 
MACADAMIA at The Swinging Aardvark with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to 
defend hers throne.  What a pathetic slob!  What can be a greater victory?  HOLY COW 
has taken its place as the top, as AMEN-TEI's new Duelmaster.  So who's the team 
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt 
to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of NUTS!, alone and unchallenged.  As a woman of 
good breeding scorns the "warriors" of EXCLAMATION!, so did that sorry team shy from 
NUTS!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLY COW 3175                11   6  0    55       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNO DOMINI 3313              9   5  0    73       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAT DIAMOND 3311              9   5  0    61       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312          11   3  0    59       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-ELECTRIC 3350                 5   0  0    59       POWER (364)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANDLE 3343                   5   1  1    43       NUTS! (345)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CURE FOR AIDS 3346            5   3  0    33       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-BUCKEYE 3331                  4   1  0    33       NUTS! (345)
-KURRAJONG 3327                3   5  0    30       NUTS! (345)
 OMG 3373                      3   1  0    28       EXCLAMATION! (350)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EGADS 3381                    2   0  0    19       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 GOLLY 3382                    1   0  1    16       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-PEYTON MANNING 3361           1   0  0    13       ROCKYTOP (366)
-SILK SUIT 3370                0   3  0     3       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-BALL 3352                     0   1  0     1       POWER (364)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      GOLLY 3382            660  NONE
D.A. SUCKS! 3384        0  1 0 EXCLAMATION! 350     HIGH ELF              660  NONE
KA-ZAR 3375             0  1 0 SAVAGE LAND 367      RASCZAK 3368          656  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

D.A. SUCKS! was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HOLY COW vanquished RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
OMG demolished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GOLLY butchered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  13 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  19 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  1      20  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 660 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY COW 3175              11   6  0   55 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOLY COW 3175.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOLY COW 3175.  The ten other most popular fighters were OMG 3373, GOLLY 3382, 
D.A. SUCKS! 3384,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was D.A. SUCKS! 3384.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GOLLY 3382, OMG 3373, HOLY COW 3175,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, 
and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MACADAMIA (63-3215) NUTS! (345)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.