DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/29/2017 Duedate: 09/11/2017
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-660
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HOLY COW
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3175) [11-6-0,55]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HOLY COW POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3175) [11-6-0,55]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HOLY COW HOLY COW
EXCLAMATION! (350) EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3175) [11-6-0,55] (63-3175) [11-6-0,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EXCLAMATION! (350)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350) 41
2. NUTS! (345) 0 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 0 Unchartered Team
4. ROCKYTOP (366) 0
5. POWER (364) 0 UNCOMMON VALOR (131)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ROCKYTOP (366) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 7 2 1
2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 72 43 5 62.6 2- 2 NUTS! (345) 5 4 2
3- 3 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 37 27 0 57.8 3- 3 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362) 5 5 0
4- 4*POWER (364) 5 4 0 55.6 4- 4*ROCKYTOP (366) 1 0 0
5- 5 NUTS! (345) 80 77 10 51.0 5- 5*POWER (364) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of AMEN-TEI. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays for
GOLLY, who pummelled POLITE BEGGAR, to pocket 16 points. A certain someone saw
MACADAMIA at The Swinging Aardvark with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to
defend hers throne. What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory? HOLY COW
has taken its place as the top, as AMEN-TEI's new Duelmaster. So who's the team
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt
to me.
So much to report, so little time! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of NUTS!, alone and unchallenged. As a woman of
good breeding scorns the "warriors" of EXCLAMATION!, so did that sorry team shy from
NUTS!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life. As if
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI farewell--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOLY COW 3175 11 6 0 55 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANNO DOMINI 3313 9 5 0 73 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FAT DIAMOND 3311 9 5 0 61 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312 11 3 0 59 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-ELECTRIC 3350 5 0 0 59 POWER (364)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CANDLE 3343 5 1 1 43 NUTS! (345)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CURE FOR AIDS 3346 5 3 0 33 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-BUCKEYE 3331 4 1 0 33 NUTS! (345)
-KURRAJONG 3327 3 5 0 30 NUTS! (345)
OMG 3373 3 1 0 28 EXCLAMATION! (350)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EGADS 3381 2 0 0 19 EXCLAMATION! (350)
GOLLY 3382 1 0 1 16 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-PEYTON MANNING 3361 1 0 0 13 ROCKYTOP (366)
-SILK SUIT 3370 0 3 0 3 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-BALL 3352 0 1 0 1 POWER (364)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR 0 0 0 GOLLY 3382 660 NONE
D.A. SUCKS! 3384 0 1 0 EXCLAMATION! 350 HIGH ELF 660 NONE
KA-ZAR 3375 0 1 0 SAVAGE LAND 367 RASCZAK 3368 656 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
D.A. SUCKS! was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HOLY COW vanquished RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
OMG demolished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GOLLY butchered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 2 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 19 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 1 20 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 660 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HOLY COW 3175 11 6 0 55 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HOLY COW 3175. The most popular warrior this turn
was HOLY COW 3175. The ten other most popular fighters were OMG 3373, GOLLY 3382,
D.A. SUCKS! 3384, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was D.A. SUCKS! 3384. The other ten least
popular fighters were GOLLY 3382, OMG 3373, HOLY COW 3175, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
and 0.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MACADAMIA (63-3215) NUTS! (345)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.