DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/12/2017    Duedate: 09/25/2017

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-661

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOLY COW
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3175) [12-6-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOLY COW                       POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             
(63-3175) [12-6-0,66]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOLY COW                       HOLY COW
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3175) [12-6-0,66]          (63-3175) [12-6-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          40
2. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)     0      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. NUTS! (345)                  0      Unchartered Team
4. POWER (364)                  0
                                       SECOND BANANAS (277)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        76  43  5 63.9   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        9  1 1
 2- 3 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  37  27  0 57.8   2- 3 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  3  2 0
 3- 4*POWER (364)                5   4  0 55.6   3- 2 NUTS! (345)               1  3 0
 4- 5 NUTS! (345)               80  77 10 51.0   4- 5*POWER (364)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

A Duelmaster's Column?  Well, shucks!  Usually we Exclamations are pretty quiet in 
society, but let it all hang loose on the sands.  But, what the heck, for this one 
time only, why not?  Ungawa!  Well, let me see, first I should say I am dang nab 
unbelievably surprised to be Duelmaster!  Uh, I only have 55 recognition points.  See?  
O.k.  So I killed Ruthless Jayhawk?  Who really gives a spit?  I kinda like my 11-7 
record, but when you hear my tournament record, you'll probably laugh.  Har. Har.  Me 
too!  I went 0-3 in Initiates.  Yup.  I suspect The Boss is not sending me to any more 
of those!  But we Exclamations have had some tourney successes, just not me.  I think 
OMG will represent us in The Mailer, and for sure, Dead Awesome will compete.  You 
have to like 14(+1)-8-6-21-9-10-17 norm/good, Int and Decise bonused strikers, don't 
you?  Well,I will try to defend this throne, and just hope all the sandbaggers here 
continue their naps.  I can do this!

                                          -- Holy Cow, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same.  And let's see, HECK fought TRUSTWORTHY 
SCRIBE and gained 21 points and contributed to EXCLAMATION!'s 4-0-0.  The attempts to 
dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and HOLY COW remains AMEN-TEI's top warrior for 
another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their 
losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD has cause to 
stand tall, as they were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is 
a team to beat.  And avoiding BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD more than any other team we find 
EXCLAMATION!.  AMEN-TEI, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLY COW 3175                12   6  0    66       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNO DOMINI 3313              9   5  0    73       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAT DIAMOND 3311              9   5  0    61       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312          11   3  0    59       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-ELECTRIC 3350                 5   0  0    59       POWER (364)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANDLE 3343                   5   1  1    43       NUTS! (345)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CURE FOR AIDS 3346            5   3  0    33       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-BUCKEYE 3331                  4   1  0    33       NUTS! (345)
-KURRAJONG 3327                3   5  0    30       NUTS! (345)
-OMG 3373                      3   1  0    28       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 EGADS 3381                    3   0  0    25       EXCLAMATION! (350)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HECK 3385                     1   0  0    21       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 GOLLY 3382                    2   0  1    18       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-SILK SUIT 3370                0   3  0     3       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
-BALL 3352                     0   1  0     1       POWER (364)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ha, ha, ha!  I wanna thank y'all -- that means you Nuts 'n Bombs 'n Power, 'n Rockytop 
-- for wimpin' outta fightin'.  Shore 'nuff likin' all them there freebies!  Thankee, 
Wimps! -- Loudmouth (the usually quiet and unfindable manager of Exclamation)

Yowser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Loudmouth

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOLY COW bested NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute Title fight.
GOLLY bested FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
EGADS handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HECK vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  16 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  13 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 661 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY COW 3175              12   6  0   66 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOLY COW 3175.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOLY COW 3175.  The ten other most popular fighters were HECK 3385, EGADS 3381, 
GOLLY 3382,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was GOLLY 3382.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EGADS 3381, HECK 3385, HOLY COW 3175,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.