DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/02/2018    Duedate: 01/15/2018

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-669

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OMG
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3373) [8-1-0,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OMG                            POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             
(63-3373) [8-1-0,91]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OMG                            OMG
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3373) [8-1-0,91]           (63-3373) [8-1-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          14
2. BAD GIRLS (325)              4      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)     0      Unchartered Team

                                       THE CHICKEN COOP (298)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        98  55  6 64.1   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        8  5 0
 2- 2 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  43  33  0 56.6   2- 2 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)  4  4 0
 3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)          153 150 14 50.5   3/ 3 BAD GIRLS (325)           0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same.  And let's see, EGADS fought VISITING ORC and 
gained 10 points and contributed to EXCLAMATION!'s 2-1-0.  The attempts to dethrone 
the Duelmaster have failed, and OMG remains AMEN-TEI's top warrior for another turn.  
By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at 
The Warty Toad?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the BAD GIRLS stable was the most avoided 
team this turn.  Come on AMEN-TEI, what are you afraid of?  And guess who avoided BAD 
GIRLS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was EXCLAMATION!.  Anyone surprised?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMG 3373                      8   1  0    91       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNO DOMINI 3313              9   5  0    73       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOUSEHOLD NAME 3312          12   5  0    66       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 GOLLY 3382                    7   3  2    66       EXCLAMATION! (350)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAT DIAMOND 3311             11   6  0    54       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)
 EGADS 3381                    9   2  0    54       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILK SUIT 3370                3   3  0    28       BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD (362)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BONNIE 3345             0  5 0 BAD GIRLS 325        HIGH ELF              669  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BONNIE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
OMG viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome Title battle.
GOLLY was narrowly defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
EGADS devastated VISITING ORC in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  2      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 669 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  OMG 3373                    8   1  0   91 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   GOLLY 3382                  7   3  2   66 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  EGADS 3381                  9   2  0   54 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OMG 3373.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
OMG 3373.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLLY 3382, EGADS 3381, BONNIE 
3345,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BONNIE 3345.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EGADS 3381, GOLLY 3382, OMG 3373,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

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