DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/27/2018    Duedate: 04/09/2018

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-675

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OMG
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3373) [14-1-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OMG                            POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             
(63-3373) [14-1-0,117]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OMG                            OMG
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3373) [14-1-0,117]         (63-3373) [14-1-0,117]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          42
2. OBSIDIAN HALL (358)          0      EXCLAMATION! (350)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       HOGAN'S HEROES (47)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OBSIDIAN HALL (358)        2   0  0  100   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)       11  4 0
 2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)       121  61  6 66.5   2- 2*OBSIDIAN HALL (358)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of AMEN-TEI.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Practice pays for 
YAY, who pummelled TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE, to pocket 20 points.  Those who hoped for a 
new Duelmaster were disappointed by NOBLE ASSASSIN, of AMEN-TEI, who despite a 0-0-0 
couldn't overcome AMEN-TEI's Number 1.  Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is taking 
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are AMEN-TEI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the 
warriors of OBSIDIAN HALL should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided 
team...  The warriors of OBSIDIAN HALL found their efforts at combat frustrated as 
EXCLAMATION! apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in AMEN-TEI would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  AMEN-TEI, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at 
The Dripping Blade.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMG 3373                     14   1  0   117       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLLY 3382                   12   4  2    85       EXCLAMATION! (350)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT A CHANCE 3392             6   0  0    56       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 EGADS 3381                   12   5  0    55       EXCLAMATION! (350)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GORGUNN 3276                  1   0  0    20       OBSIDIAN HALL (358)
 YAY 3412                      1   0  0    20       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-SELLSWORD 3273                1   0  0    15       OBSIDIAN HALL (358)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OMG viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
GOLLY subdued VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
NOT A CHANCE luckily beat RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 2 minute bloody duel.
EGADS viciously subdued RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
YAY devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 675 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  OMG 3373                   14   1  0  117 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   GOLLY 3382                 12   4  2   85 EXCLAMATION! (350)
TOTAL PARRY      NOT A CHANCE 3392           6   0  0   56 EXCLAMATION! (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  EGADS 3381                 12   5  0   55 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OMG 3373.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
OMG 3373.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLLY 3382, EGADS 3381, NOT A 
CHANCE 3392, YAY 3412,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was YAY 3412.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NOT A CHANCE 3392, EGADS 3381, GOLLY 3382, OMG 3373,  0,  0,  0,  0,  
0, and  0.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI