DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2019    Duedate: 04/08/2019

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOT A CHANCE
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3392) [25-3-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOT A CHANCE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)             
(63-3392) [25-3-0,107]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOSS AGATE                     MOSS AGATE
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3072) [17-26-0,98]         (63-3072) [17-26-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             20
2. EXCLAMATION! (350)          19      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)        7      Unchartered Team
4. WHY KNOT (201)               1
5. WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)          0      TREBORS (49)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)       199  91 12 68.6   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        9  2 0
 2- 3*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)        2   1  0 66.7   2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           8  7 0
 3/ 4 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)     26  19  1 57.8   3/ 3 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)     5  3 0
 4/ 5 WAYFARERS (248)          %1013 %1121 21 47.5   4- 5*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)       1  0 0
 5/ 6 WHY KNOT (201)           146 234  7 38.4   5/ 6 WHY KNOT (201)            0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Title is now back in the hands of Exclamation! where it belongs. The minor 
bumps in the road have been flattened. Life is back to normal. Sweet!
     I will only offer this other little tidbit. I would like to graduate. I would 
like to graduate right here on this throne.
     Adios.
                                          -- Not A Chance DMIX

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out AMEN-TEI to see 
what's new.  MVP award for JERK?  EXCLAMATION!'s proud of him after beating BOUNCY 
BETTY and getting 13 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  ALBERT HALL's match with 
LOUD LOSER cost him a loss of 13 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
NOT A CHANCE stopped MOSS AGATE dead in hers tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said 
AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!  
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  WEIRD STUDENTS! was the most avoided team.  Is a 
26-19-1 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why EXCLAMATION!'s 
been avoiding WEIRD STUDENTS! so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can 
WEIRD STUDENTS!'s BOUNCY BETTY be more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, 
but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  AMEN-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT A CHANCE 3392            25   3  0   107       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOSS AGATE 3072              17  26  0    98       WAYFARERS (248)
 VANNA WAYFARER 3099          16  18  0    98       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOMAS KATT 3061              15  32  0    87       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUD LOSER 3196               5   3  0    66       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 JERK 3426                    11   3  1    60       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 FAMILY TAXI 3115             12  17  1    57       WAYFARERS (248)
 JOLLY JERRY 3193              7   4  0    57       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AARGH 3431                    6   1  0    54       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-NEVER 3425                   10   6  0    52       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 ALBERT HALL 3087              6  32  0    50       WAYFARERS (248)
 BOUNCY BETTY 3195             4   6  0    39       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-MANIC MARK 3194               5   3  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR RIGHT HANDED 3421          6  15  0    33       WHY KNOT (201)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUCHIE 3445                   3   0  0    21       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-LYN 3435                      1   0  0    20       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
-KITIANA 3436                  1   1  0    16       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
 JEALOUS JERRY 3264            0   2  0     6       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Not a Chance -- Seems like that's what I had against you.  A bad style match for me.  
Oh, well. -- Vanna Wayfarer

Pshaw!  Kung Fu was practiced by unarmed, powerless people, and they STAYED unarmed 
and powerless.  I have no patience with it. -- Moss Agate, not a rolling stone

It's all well and good for Mossy to talk, but he's simplifying. Generalizing.  He's 
WRONG, at least half the time. -- Tomas Katt

Bouncy Betty -- I asked you to sit STILL in the back seat, and you wouldn't.  We're 
damned lucky we didn't have a wreck. -- Family Taxi

Jerk -- Yep, your manager had you pegged. -- Albert Hall

Loudmouth -- It's only yours if you can hold onto it. -- Jorja, Wayfarers

Vanna Wayfarer, we are all not jerks, but there was not a chance that you were to be 
allowed to stay on top. No way! -- Not A Chance

Albert Hall, I think YOU are the jerk! -- Jerk

Jealous Jerry, maybe you made me jealous? Nah! I just wanted someone to whack on. 
Bwahaha. -- Ouchie

For all you losers out there, I have some advice. Pour salt on your wounds. -- Ouchie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JERK devastated BOUNCY BETTY in a action packed 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NOT A CHANCE overcame MOSS AGATE in a action packed 6 minute veteran's Title match.
TOMAS KATT devastated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VANNA WAYFARER overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALBERT HALL was overpowered by LOUD LOSER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JOLLY JERRY bested MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 3 minute competition.
FAMILY TAXI handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JEALOUS JERRY was viciously subdued by OUCHIE in a 4 minute gruesome novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOT A CHANCE 3392          25   3  0  107 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK  LOUD LOSER 3196             5   3  0   66 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
AIMED BLOW       JERK 3426                  11   3  1   60 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   JOLLY JERRY 3193            7   4  0   57 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOSS AGATE 3072.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MOSS AGATE 3072.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOLLY JERRY 3193, JERK 
3426, VANNA WAYFARER 3099, OUCHIE 3445, NOT A CHANCE 3392, TOMAS KATT 3061, LOUD 
LOSER 3196, FAMILY TAXI 3115, BOUNCY BETTY 3195, and ALBERT HALL 3087.

The least popular fighter this week was JEALOUS JERRY 3264.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 3421, ALBERT HALL 3087, BOUNCY BETTY 3195, 
FAMILY TAXI 3115, LOUD LOSER 3196, TOMAS KATT 3061, NOT A CHANCE 3392, OUCHIE 3445, 
VANNA WAYFARER 3099, and JERK 3426.