DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/09/2019    Duedate: 04/22/2019

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-702

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VANNA WAYFARER
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3099) [17-18-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VANNA WAYFARER                 POSITION IS EMPTY
WAYFARERS (248)                
(63-3099) [17-18-0,123]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOSS AGATE                     TOMAS KATT
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3072) [18-26-0,103]        (63-3061) [15-33-0,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248)             22
2. WHY KNOT (201)               1      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)        0      Unchartered Team
4. EXCLAMATION! (350)          -5
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)       200  92 12 68.5   1/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           8  7 0
 2- 3 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)     26  19  1 57.8   2/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        6  2 0
 3/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          %1016 %1123 21 47.5   3- 3 WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)     5  3 0
 4/ 5 WHY KNOT (201)           146 235  7 38.3   4/ 5 WHY KNOT (201)            0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Back. Back for number ten. Ten Duelmaster Titles. And more to come. I'm feeling 
pretty darned good about it.
     I am going to ramble about interesting things. (To me.) Let's see. I have trained 
fourteen stats. I was 5 for 5 fir the first trains. 5 for 15 for the second. And 4 for 
4 for the 3rd. Hmmm. I have 25 wins -- 5 wastes. 5 strikers. 5 rippers. 2 each aimers, 
slashers, and bashers. And 1 each lungers and plungers. I have lost once each to a WS, 
PR, and AB. I have never fought a piker.
     Since fighting started, I have added more attack skills than any other, closely 
followed by parry. I wonder what that means? Does that make me an OTP? (Offensive 
Total Parry.) No doubt I can be offensive to some.
     Ah, what the heck. Just fight me. I need the wins.

                                             -- Not A Chance, Decaduelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at EXCLAMATION! left the arena dejected, after being kicked 
out of the top spot by WAYFARERS.  Good show!  EXCLAMATION! had cause to celebrate, 
after NEVER got 13 points by beating FAMILY TAXI.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of 
which, NOBLE ASSASSIN was winsome, after beating TOMAS KATT and seeing him lose 9 
points.  Now I can't insult VANNA WAYFARER, as she has gloriously dueled to the top.  
Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team 
in AMEN-TEI is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll 
bet it works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of WAYFARERS 
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of EXCLAMATION!, so did that sorry team shy from 
WAYFARERS  
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VANNA WAYFARER 3099          17  18  0   123       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOSS AGATE 3072              18  26  0   103       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT A CHANCE 3392            25   4  0    89       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 TOMAS KATT 3061              15  33  0    78       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOUD LOSER 3196               5   3  0    66       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 NEVER 3425                   11   6  0    65       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JERK 3426                    11   3  1    60       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JOLLY JERRY 3193              7   4  0    57       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAMILY TAXI 3115             12  18  1    55       WAYFARERS (248)
-AARGH 3431                    6   1  0    54       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 ALBERT HALL 3087              7  32  0    53       WAYFARERS (248)
-BOUNCY BETTY 3195             4   6  0    39       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
-MANIC MARK 3194               5   3  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 3421          6  16  0    34       WHY KNOT (201)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OUCHIE 3445                   3   0  0    21       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JEALOUS JERRY 3264            0   2  0     6       WEIRD STUDENTS! (353)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Not a Chance -- Would the Kansans be that rude? -- Moss Agate

The Virginal Concubine is a tough guy, but not tough enough. -- Tomas Katt

I don't have to put up with the Veteran Mercenary, and I won't! -- Vanna Wayfarer

Loud Loser -- I expected more comments from you.  Of course, you didn't LOSE, maybe 
that was the problem. -- Albert Hall

So long as the Happy Peasant doesn't demand that I take him to some activity or 
appointment, I have no problem with him.  It's a win. -- Family Taxi

Moss Agate, didn't you feel that was almost like trying to stick a needle into an 
anvil. Fat chance! -- Not A Chance

Jealous Jerry, don't you think your girlfriend is jealous of all our time together and 
what you let me do to you? -- Ouchie
P.S. Bring her along next time.

Bouncy Betty, I really enjoyed that. I loved watching you bounce. -- Jerk

Jorja, it's mine. -- Loudmouth

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOT A CHANCE was devastated by VANNA WAYFARER in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOSS AGATE handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TOMAS KATT was unbelievably bested by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
FAMILY TAXI was devastated by NEVER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ALBERT HALL defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   3 -  0      82  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 702 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOT A CHANCE 3392          25   4  0   89 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   NEVER 3425                 11   6  0   65 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOSS AGATE 3072.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOMAS KATT 3061.  The ten other most popular fighters were VANNA WAYFARER 3099, 
MOSS AGATE 3072, ALBERT HALL 3087, NEVER 3425, NOT A CHANCE 3392, FAMILY TAXI 3115, 
MR RIGHT HANDED 3421,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 3421.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FAMILY TAXI 3115, NOT A CHANCE 3392, NEVER 3425, ALBERT HALL 
3087, MOSS AGATE 3072, VANNA WAYFARER 3099, TOMAS KATT 3061,  0,  0, and  0.