DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2019    Duedate: 05/20/2019

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-704

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOT A CHANCE
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3392) [26-5-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOT A CHANCE                   KITIANA
EXCLAMATION! (350)             WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
(63-3392) [26-5-0,93]          (63-3436) [2-1-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TOMAS KATT                     TOMAS KATT
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3061) [16-34-0,88]         (63-3061) [16-34-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAYFARERS (248)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          30
2. WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)         13      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WAYFARERS (248)              2      Unchartered Team
4. WHY KNOT (201)               1
                                       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)        3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)          11  4 0
 2/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)       203  96 12 67.9   2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        4  5 0
 3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          %1024 %1125 21 47.7   3/ 0*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)       1  0 0
 4/ 4 WHY KNOT (201)           146 237  7 38.1   4/ 4 WHY KNOT (201)            0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Not a Chance!

          -- Vanna Wayfarer

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out AMEN-TEI to see 
what's new.  MVP award for NEVER?  EXCLAMATION!'s proud of it after beating ALBERT 
HALL and getting 14 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ALBERT HALL got smashed 
by NEVER, and lost 9 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  VANNA WAYFARER 
stopped NOBLE ASSASSIN dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  WAYFARERS was the most avoided team.  Is a 1024-1125-21 record 
really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are EXCLAMATION!?  WAYFARERS, an 
easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can 
WAYFARERS' TOMAS KATT be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT A CHANCE 3392            26   5  0    93       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOMAS KATT 3061              16  34  0    88       WAYFARERS (248)
 NEVER 3425                   12   7  0    72       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAMILY TAXI 3115             14  18  1    65       WAYFARERS (248)
 AARGH 3431                    7   1  0    64       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 ALBERT HALL 3087              8  33  0    57       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JERK 3426                    11   4  1    52       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 3421          6  18  0    36       WHY KNOT (201)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KITIANA 3436                  2   1  0    29       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LYN 3435                      1   0  0    20       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Mercenary lost nicely. -- Moss Agate
P.S.  Two of us graduating at once?  Jorja's going to have a hissy fit.  She'll say 
it's our fault. -- Moss Agate

Never -- Quite right! -- Tomas Katt

Jerk -- Yeah! -- Albert Hall

Mr Right Hand -- Why?  Too knotty? -- Family Taxi

Consortium Elders -- Well, they're not in Kansas anymore. -- Jorja

Vanna, But, but, I was misquoted! -- Not A Chance

Vanna, again, I salute you as the best. -- Not A Chance

0-4! One DA, and three Wayfarers! I am humbled. -- Loudmouth (But not quieted.)

Loud Loser of Weird Students sounds like my kind of guy. -- Loudmouth

Thomas Katt, well, I never..... -- Never

Albert Hall, you dog! You are the jerk of all jerks! -- Jerk (Probably a little 
misguided.)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOT A CHANCE bested TOMAS KATT in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
NEVER vanquished ALBERT HALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
VANNA WAYFARER demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
MOSS AGATE narrowly defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
FAMILY TAXI devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
AARGH overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
KITIANA handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 704 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOT A CHANCE 3392          26   5  0   93 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   NEVER 3425                 12   7  0   72 EXCLAMATION! (350)
PARRY-STRIKE     AARGH 3431                  7   1  0   64 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TOMAS KATT 3061.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOMAS KATT 3061.  The ten other most popular fighters were FAMILY TAXI 3115, 
AARGH 3431, KITIANA 3436, NEVER 3425, NOT A CHANCE 3392, ALBERT HALL 3087, MR RIGHT 
HANDED 3421,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 3421.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALBERT HALL 3087, NOT A CHANCE 3392, NEVER 3425, KITIANA 3436, 
AARGH 3431, FAMILY TAXI 3115, TOMAS KATT 3061,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MOSS AGATE (63-3072) WAYFARERS (248)
VANNA WAYFARER (63-3099) WAYFARERS (248)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (118-67-2)         2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 2    

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 2885 (71-61-0)       1  4  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLUNT FORCE 2186 (49-28-2)             1  3  0         DUELING TIGERS       
ERICKA BEARICKA 2461 (101-72-0)        1  3  0         MONSTER CHILD        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LYN 3435 (1-0-0)                       4  3  0         WRATHMEN 1-18        
SHHH 3423 (1-0-0)                      3  3  0         S IS FOR SILENT      

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ELECTRIC 3350 (9-0-0)                  2  3  0         POWER                
FRELSY 2557 (11-1-1)                   1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.