DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/04/2019 Duedate: 06/17/2019
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-706
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FAMILY TAXI
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3115) [16-18-1,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FAMILY TAXI BUT DEADLY
WAYFARERS (248) S IS FOR SILENT (359)
(63-3115) [16-18-1,101] (63-3292) [3-0-1,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TOMAS KATT FAMILY TAXI
WAYFARERS (248) WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3061) [17-35-0,100] (63-3115) [16-18-1,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EXCLAMATION! (350)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248) 63
2. S IS FOR SILENT (359) 8 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WHY KNOT (201) 1 Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 1-18 (372) 0
5. EXCLAMATION! (350) -9 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*S IS FOR SILENT (359) 8 1 1 88.9 1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 9 2 0
2- 2*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372) 3 1 0 75.0 2/ 1 WAYFARERS (248) 7 8 0
3/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350) 209 98 12 68.1 3/ 3*S IS FOR SILENT (359) 4 0 0
4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248) %1028 %1131 21 47.6 4- 4*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372) 1 0 0
5/ 5 WHY KNOT (201) 146 239 7 37.9 5/ 5 WHY KNOT (201) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
What does a dominating Duelmaster say after his twelfth (#12) Title? Well, how
does "Ho Hum." sound? I guess I need a nap, because this is getting so downright
b o r i n g. Boring! Four wastes, three lungers, three rippers, one aimer, and one
striker have fallen by the wayside in battles with me for the crown. (Thank goodness
that Vanna Wayfarer is gone, because I will not talk about HER.) Like I said: boring.
The real question is why am I here? Still here? I guess only The Lady knows.
Perhaps they just don't want such a winner on The Isle? I question whether or not
there is collusion or discrimination in my case, but The Commission only answers b&
"not a chance". Buggers!
-- Not A Chance, DMXII
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
AMEN-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, WAYFARERS, since
EXCLAMATION! took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see ALBERT HALL win a fight and gain 17 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, TOMAS KATT beat NEVER and NEVER lost 7 points. You're breakin'
my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as FAMILY TAXI takes the Title
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good
mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you,
AMEN-TEI?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
AMEN-TEI, I am losing what little hope I had in you. WAYFARERS the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was EXCLAMATION!. Ha ha ha ha!
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MR RIGHT HANDED was this turn's most challenged
warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Now look at this. JERK challenged down
19 against WHY KNOT's MR RIGHT HANDED. What a weasel! And golly gee, JERK defeated
MR RIGHT HANDED. Aren't we all surprised and impressed?
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in AMEN-TEI to get a drink than The Swinging
Aardvark! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you
have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAMILY TAXI 3115 16 18 1 101 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOMAS KATT 3061 17 35 0 100 WAYFARERS (248)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT A CHANCE 3392 27 6 0 87 EXCLAMATION! (350)
ALBERT HALL 3087 9 34 0 75 WAYFARERS (248)
NEVER 3425 13 8 0 71 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AARGH 3431 7 1 0 64 EXCLAMATION! (350)
JERK 3426 13 4 1 61 EXCLAMATION! (350)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR RIGHT HANDED 3421 6 20 0 38 WHY KNOT (201)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KITIANA 3436 2 1 0 29 WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
BUT DEADLY 3292 3 0 1 27 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
SHHH 3423 3 0 0 24 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LYN 3435 1 0 0 20 WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
-SILENT MAJORITY 3290 1 0 0 13 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
-SILENT PARTNER 3288 1 0 0 13 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
PSHAW 3451 2 0 0 6 EXCLAMATION! (350)
FANNY STORM 3452 0 2 0 2 WAYFARERS (248)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 0 2 0 2 WAYFARERS (248)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Correction! Someone entered Pshaw #3451 as a slasher in Terrablood. The Consortium
Sportsman Information Services would like you all to know that is incorrect. Perhaps
the error will be corrected by the maker? -- CSIS
Tomas, I give you credit for your stubbornness. Keep up the good work. -- Not A chance
Mr. Right Handed, you are such a favorite of mine. (wink) -- Jerk
Albert Hall, dare I say Never? Nah, I would never say never. Never in a million years.
-- Never
Pickles And Onions, were you in the right place? Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the
win. But, wouldn't you be better off in a condiments factory? -- Pshaw
Over the river to feed the sheep; over the river dandy. -- Loudmouth (passing out
candy for the Exclamation 4-0)
Not a Chance -- You may be duelmaster, but the fans love ME. -- Tomas Katt
Never -- JUST what I would expect a golem to say. I must tell you, the world is not
so certain. -- Albert Hall
Ruthless Jaywalker? *I* call him a speed bump. -- Family Taxi, speeding on
But Deadly -- I hope not! -- Fanny Storm
Pshaw -- May your meals be boring and flavorless. -- Pickles and Onions
Loudmouth -- Thank you. Now if I could only get some decent replacements! -- Jorja
Family Taxi -- You're a menace on the streets. You have no regard for safety and my
right of free passage. -- Melrath Tarn, crosser of streets
Shhh -- You could have been more polite about that. -- Narinj of Fratsfa
Aargh -- Reign where you will, but you won't stop me crossing wherever I want. --
Melrath Tarn, crosser of streets
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JERK devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NOT A CHANCE was viciously subdued by FAMILY TAXI in a 3 minute expert's Title battle.
TOMAS KATT vanquished NEVER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ALBERT HALL luckily beat M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided fight.
SHHH viciously subdued FANNY STORM in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
BUT DEADLY overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PICKLES AND ONIONS was outlasted by PSHAW in a crowd boring 9 minute beginner's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 706 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NOT A CHANCE 3392 27 6 0 87 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK NEVER 3425 13 8 0 71 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 13 4 1 61 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TOMAS KATT 3061. The most popular warrior this turn
was FAMILY TAXI 3115. The ten other most popular fighters were ALBERT HALL 3087,
SHHH 3423, JERK 3426, TOMAS KATT 3061, BUT DEADLY 3292, MR RIGHT HANDED 3421, NOT A
CHANCE 3392, NEVER 3425, FANNY STORM 3452, and PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453.
The least popular fighter this week was PSHAW 3451. The other ten least popular
fighters were PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, FANNY STORM 3452, NEVER 3425, NOT A CHANCE
3392, MR RIGHT HANDED 3421, BUT DEADLY 3292, TOMAS KATT 3061, JERK 3426, SHHH 3423,
and ALBERT HALL 3087.