DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/18/2019    Duedate: 07/01/2019

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-707

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FAMILY TAXI
WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3115) [17-18-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FAMILY TAXI                    SHHH
WAYFARERS (248)                S IS FOR SILENT (359)
(63-3115) [17-18-1,107]        (63-3423) [4-0-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TOMAS KATT                     FANNY STORM
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3061) [17-36-0,97]         (63-3452) [0-3-0,3]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXCLAMATION! (350)          32
2. S IS FOR SILENT (359)       11      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WAYFARERS (248)              8      Unchartered Team
4. WHY KNOT (201)               1
                                       S IS FOR SILENT (359)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*S IS FOR SILENT (359)      9   2  1 81.8   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)       11  2 1
 2/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350)       214  98 13 68.6   2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           6  9 0
 3/ 4 WAYFARERS (248)          %1030 %1134 21 47.6   3/ 3*S IS FOR SILENT (359)     5  1 0
 4/ 5 WHY KNOT (201)           146 240  7 37.8   4/ 5 WHY KNOT (201)            0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

You infect me with brevity, Not a Chance.  I hope you weren't bored.  Or maybe you 
took a nap?

                                         -- Family Taxi

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for AMEN-TEI.  MVP award for SHHH?  S IS FOR 
SILENT's proud of her after beating AMBITIOUS GUARD and getting 18 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  BUT DEADLY's match with AMBITIOUS GUARD cost her a loss of 7 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think FAMILY TAXI should 
let VETERAN MERCENARY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was 
the wiseguy that said AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  
Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  WAYFARERS was the most avoided team.  Is a 1030-1134-21 record 
really that scary?  I don't know what EXCLAMATION!'s been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from WAYFARERS, that's fer sher.  Like, is MR 
RIGHT HANDED popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of AMEN-TEI!  He's 
got a 6-21-0, is that good?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think MR 
RIGHT HANDED feels about being challenged by JERK, 23 points above him?  I was sorry 
to see such an unfair "fight" in AMEN-TEI.  JERK got 5 points after beating MR RIGHT 
HANDED, 23 points below him.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't 
believe how many people were snickering when JERK killed MR RIGHT HANDED.  So he had 
a 6-21-0, that's no excuse!  It was so gross when JERK of EXCLAMATION! killed MR 
RIGHT HANDED.  They should start making warriors use safer weapons, or more shields, 
or something...  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAMILY TAXI 3115             17  18  1   107       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT A CHANCE 3392            28   6  0   100       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 TOMAS KATT 3061              17  36  0    97       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEVER 3425                   14   8  0    79       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 ALBERT HALL 3087              9  35  0    70       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERK 3426                    14   4  2    66       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 AARGH 3431                    8   1  0    66       EXCLAMATION! (350)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHHH 3423                     4   0  0    42       S IS FOR SILENT (359)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUT DEADLY 3292               3   1  1    20       S IS FOR SILENT (359)
-SILENT MAJORITY 3290          1   0  0    13       S IS FOR SILENT (359)
-SILENT PARTNER 3288           1   0  0    13       S IS FOR SILENT (359)
 PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453       1   2  0    11       WAYFARERS (248)
 PSHAW 3451                    3   0  0    10       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 FANNY STORM 3452              0   3  0     3       WAYFARERS (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MR RIGHT HANDED 3421    6 21 0 WHY KNOT 201         JERK 3426             707   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Never -- Or at least, not today. -- Tomas Kat

M. Chardinee.  (sigh)  Thanks. -- Albert Hall

Shhh -- Ouch!  And no, I won't shush, I'll holler all I want. -- Fanny Storm

Pshaw -- We made a boring pair.  Plenty of time for lunch, though. -- Pickles and 
Onions

Uh, Family Taxi, well done Duelmaster! Does that mean you will provide free 
transportation for a month? -- Loudmouth

Family Taxi, Tomas Katt, Albert Hall, we sorta really don't like any one of you even a 
tiny little bit. -- Not A Chance and Never
P.S. But we will accept free transportation, nevertheless.

Pickles And Onions, I am starting to appreciate you even more and more. (wink) -- 
Pshaw

Mr. Right Handed, what really would you do without me wanting to fight you every time. 
I really, really like you. --Jerk

Mr. Right Handed, All, uh, I wouldn't believe much of what Jerk says. Just sayin'. -- 
Loudmouth

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOT A CHANCE unbelievably bested TOMAS KATT in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
NEVER subdued ALBERT HALL in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
JERK assassinated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FAMILY TAXI devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
AARGH subdued HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute competition.
SHHH devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BUT DEADLY was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PICKLES AND ONIONS overcame POLITE BEGGAR in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
PSHAW won victory over FANNY STORM in a action packed 6 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOT A CHANCE 3392          28   6  0  100 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   NEVER 3425                 14   8  0   79 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW       JERK 3426                  14   4  2   66 EXCLAMATION! (350)
PARRY-STRIKE     AARGH 3431                  8   1  0   66 EXCLAMATION! (350)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHHH 3423                   4   0  0   42 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TOMAS KATT 3061.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FANNY STORM 3452.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOMAS KATT 3061, NOT 
A CHANCE 3392, NEVER 3425, FAMILY TAXI 3115, AARGH 3431, JERK 3426, SHHH 3423, ALBERT 
HALL 3087, MR RIGHT HANDED 3421, and BUT DEADLY 3292.

The least popular fighter this week was PSHAW 3451.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, BUT DEADLY 3292, MR RIGHT HANDED 3421, ALBERT 
HALL 3087, SHHH 3423, JERK 3426, AARGH 3431, FAMILY TAXI 3115, NEVER 3425, and NOT A 
CHANCE 3392.