DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/10/2019 Duedate: 09/23/2019
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-713
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOT A CHANCE
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3392) [34-6-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NOT A CHANCE POSITION IS EMPTY
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3392) [34-6-0,128]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERK AARGH
EXCLAMATION! (350) EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [15-6-2,55] (63-3431) [11-3-1,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EXCLAMATION! (350)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WAYFARERS (248) 38
2. EXCLAMATION! (350) 21 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. S IS FOR SILENT (359) 0 Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 1-18 (372) 0
SILENT SCREAMS (304)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*S IS FOR SILENT (359) 14 4 2 77.8 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 10 1 2
2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 231 105 15 68.8 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 6 8 0
3- 3*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372) 3 2 0 60.0 3- 3*S IS FOR SILENT (359) 4 1 0
4/ 4 WAYFARERS (248) %1042 %1150 22 47.5 4- 4*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Did I say last time that I am weary of this? I did? Now that you mention it, I
think I said, 'I am getting tired of this. I win title after title. (17) I write DM
Column after DM Column. I constantly and consistently show my superiority. Yet, I
cannot get that lazy Commission to pronounce me a Lord Protector.' Pretty
straightforward thinking, you say? I continued, 'They don't say a word. Not, "Never".
Not "Not A Chance". Not "Jerk". Not "Aargh". Not even "Pshaw".'
Well, let me elaborate. This is now number 18. Eighteen Duelmaster Titles! What
the hey!
-- Not A Chance, DMXVIII
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt AMEN-TEI will ever be the same. And let's see, POOR STRANGER fought POLITE
BEGGAR and gained 15 points and contributed to WAYFARERS' 3-2-0. Defending its title
for another turn, NOT A CHANCE kept AMEN-TEI's warrior, KHALHUMS DWARF, from claiming
the throne. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources
that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. S IS FOR SILENT has cause to stand
tall, as they were AMEN-TEI's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a
team to beat. And avoiding S IS FOR SILENT more than any other team we find
EXCLAMATION!. AMEN-TEI, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The
most challenged warrior this turn was WAYFARERS' warrior PICKLES AND ONIONS. More
fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that AMEN-TEI has
more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, AMEN-TEI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in AMEN-TEI, but never good to wear out
my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in AMEN-TEI again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT A CHANCE 3392 34 6 0 128 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEVER 3425 17 10 1 96 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AARGH 3431 11 3 1 58 EXCLAMATION! (350)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERK 3426 15 6 2 55 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-BUT DEADLY 3292 6 2 2 35 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KITIANA 3436 2 2 0 32 WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
LIGHT BREEZE 3454 3 2 0 28 WAYFARERS (248)
PSHAW 3451 7 1 0 26 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-SILENT PARTNER 3288 2 0 0 25 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARRETT INCH 3455 2 0 0 23 WAYFARERS (248)
-LYN 3435 1 0 0 20 WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
POOR STRANGER 3464 1 0 0 15 WAYFARERS (248)
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 2 7 1 14 WAYFARERS (248)
-SILENT MAJORITY 3290 1 0 0 13 S IS FOR SILENT (359)
CATFOOT 3458 2 1 0 12 WAYFARERS (248)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT 0 0 0 AARGH 3431 713 NONE
SHHH 3423 5 1 0 S IS FOR SILENT 359 NEVER 3425 712
ALBERT HALL 3087 10 36 0 WAYFARERS 248 ANNO DOMINI 3313 709 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
3-0. Make that 3-0-1! An 18th DM Title for Not A Chance! That's what I'm talking
about! -- Loudmouth
Kitiana, young lady, maybe with a little more experience you can reach my level of
fighting? Maybe? Nah. -- Aargh
Oh, my! Sorry about that, Silent Team. I guess I made Shhh really, really silent, eh?
And she had such a pretty record, too? Gee. Well, shucks. -- Never
P.S. I would be very careful bloodfeuding me, if I were you.
Family Taxi, well you put up a really great fight at your going away party. Very nice.
At least you got your graduation papers, and I envy you for it. Ta ta. -- Not A Chance
There is no such thing as a free lunch. But there are plenty of loud lunches. --
Loudmouth
Silent Partner -- Ick, bathtubs. I don't do bathtubs. -- Catfoot, with emphasis on
the "cat"
Not a Chance -- For anything, now. -- Family Taxi
But Deadly -- Yes, we know, but not TODAY. -- Pickles and Onions
Politeness gets you nowhere in the arena. -- Light Breeze
They shoulda let me bury that constable in the sand. -- Barrett Inch
P.S. It's probably 'cause of him that I didn't get a beginning overview.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PSHAW devastated PICKLES AND ONIONS in a 8 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
NOT A CHANCE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 6 minute veteran's Title melee.
NEVER bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute gory contest.
AARGH assassinated HAPPY PEASANT in a 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
JERK won victory over LIGHT BREEZE in a 1 minute master vs. novice fight.
CATFOOT overcame POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
BARRETT INCH won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
POOR STRANGER vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 3 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 6 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 1 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 2 47 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 713 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NOT A CHANCE 3392 34 6 0 128 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK NEVER 3425 17 10 1 96 EXCLAMATION! (350)
PARRY-STRIKE AARGH 3431 11 3 1 58 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 15 6 2 55 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426. The most popular warrior this turn was
AARGH 3431. The ten other most popular fighters were JERK 3426, BARRETT INCH 3455,
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, NEVER 3425, POOR STRANGER 3464, LIGHT BREEZE 3454, CATFOOT
3458, PSHAW 3451, NOT A CHANCE 3392, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was NOT A CHANCE 3392. The other ten least
popular fighters were PSHAW 3451, CATFOOT 3458, LIGHT BREEZE 3454, POOR STRANGER
3464, NEVER 3425, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, BARRETT INCH 3455, JERK 3426, AARGH 3431,
and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NOT A CHANCE (63-3392) EXCLAMATION! (350)