DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/14/2020    Duedate: 01/27/2020

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-722

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [21-9-2,86]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JERK                           RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350)             TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [21-9-2,86]          (63-3447) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JERK                           POOR STRANGER
EXCLAMATION! (350)             WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3426) [21-9-2,86]          (63-3464) [7-3-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TELESCOPIUM (374)           25
2. EXCLAMATION! (350)          23      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WAYFARERS (248)              4      Unchartered Team

                                       TELESCOPIUM (374)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)       257 117 17 68.7   1/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)        7  4 0
 2/ 1*TELESCOPIUM (374)          2   1  0 66.7   2/ 1 WAYFARERS (248)           6  7 0
 3/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)          %1067 %1168 23 47.7   3/ 3*TELESCOPIUM (374)         2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Har. Har. Har! I gave it up (You know what I mean!) to the Virginal Concubine and the 
energy consumer was so much it placed me flat on the floor after. It was sooooo good 
that she and The Lady decreed me Duelmaster yet again. Makes sense. Couldn't a 
happened to a meaner, cheaper, more despicable person, and I just plain love it! Who 
knows? Maybe I will try it again. 

                                          -- Jerk, DMIII

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in AMEN-TEI since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, WAYFARERS.  But how many friends do you have now?  What's with RHO 
TELESCOPII?  She actually beat WAYFARERS' PICKLES AND ONIONS, and walked away with 20 
more points from the fight.  Major screwup at WAYFARERS.  BARRETT INCH lost 8 points 
to OOPS.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe BARRETT INCH will provide more easy 
wins...  Try as he might, VETERAN MERCENARY wasn't good enough at persuading JERK to 
step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects 
to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  AMEN-TEI thinks WAYFARERS 
and their 1067-1168-23 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  
Management must be dealin', as the boys at EXCLAMATION! ain't reelin'!  WAYFARERS' 
mad!   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting 
younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good 
skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERK 3426                    21   9  2    86       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOPS 3466                     6   0  1    71       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOR STRANGER 3464            7   3  0    66       WAYFARERS (248)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PSHAW 3451                   11   5  0    53       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 BARRETT INCH 3455             8   3  0    49       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOUD SHADOW 3467             6   1  1    33       WAYFARERS (248)
 RHO TELESCOPII 3447           2   0  0    33       TELESCOPIUM (374)
 PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453       5  13  1    29       WAYFARERS (248)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHUCKS 3469                   1   3  0    19       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-HELP 3470                     0   1  0     1       EXCLAMATION! (350)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FALLING STAR 1 3446     0  1 0 TELESCOPIUM 374      HIGH ELF              722  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Not bad. Not bad. A 3-2 and yet another DM Title for me. I surely am a fine manager. 
-- Loudmouth

Cloud shadow, bring your A game next time. (And do me a favor and get out of the 
shadows. I need some sun.) -- Pshaw

Oops, I did it again, pickles And Onions. And, it was so much fun. Yes! -- Oops

Polite Beggar, I like your style. Finally, someone I can beat! -- Shucks

Rho, get rid of that freaking telescope! It ain't fair! -- Help

Loud is good. Exclamations are really good! -- Loudmouth

If that guard wants to pursue his ambitions, he needs to practice more. -- Barrett 
Inch

Yes, but I'd rather he didn't.  Let him stay relatively inept. -- Poor Stranger

Oops -- Heck. -- Pickles and Onions

Pshaw -- No skills for either of us?  Bummer. -- Cloud Shadow

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FALLING STAR 1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JERK devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
BARRETT INCH was handily defeated by OOPS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PSHAW was viciously subdued by POOR STRANGER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
CLOUD SHADOW savagely defeated CULT MEMBER in a 3 minute bloody match.
PICKLES AND ONIONS was devastated by RHO TELESCOPII in a 2 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   1 -  1      91  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  13 -  1      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   8 -  2      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 722 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         6  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JERK 3426                  21   9  2   86 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   OOPS 3466                   6   0  1   71 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK  POOR STRANGER 3464          7   3  0   66 WAYFARERS (248)
TOTAL PARRY      PSHAW 3451                 11   5  0   53 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
POOR STRANGER 3464.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLOUD SHADOW 3467, RHO 
TELESCOPII 3447, JERK 3426, OOPS 3466, FALLING STAR 1 3446, BARRETT INCH 3455, PSHAW 
3451, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PSHAW 3451, BARRETT INCH 3455, FALLING STAR 1 3446, OOPS 3466, 
JERK 3426, RHO TELESCOPII 3447, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, POOR STRANGER 3464,  0, and  0.