DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/25/2020 Duedate: 03/09/2020
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-725
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [23-10-2,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JERK RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350) TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [23-10-2,99] (63-3447) [4-1-0,47]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERK PICKLES AND ONIONS
EXCLAMATION! (350) WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3426) [23-10-2,99] (63-3453) [7-14-1,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 32
2. TELESCOPIUM (374) 22 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 17 Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248) 4
5. EXCLAMATION! (350) -6 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 6 0 0 100 1/ 3*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 6 0 0
2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 263 123 17 68.1 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 6 6 0
3/ 6*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 1 1 1 50.0 3/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 6 6 0
4/ 3 WAYFARERS (248) %1073 %1174 23 47.8 4/ 4*TELESCOPIUM (374) 2 5 0
5/ 4 WORLD BLADES (331) 9 13 1 40.9 5/ 6*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 1 1 1
6/ 5*TELESCOPIUM (374) 4 6 0 40.0 6/ 5 WORLD BLADES (331) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Yeah, I keep winnin', and I keep payin' somebody to write a DM Column for me.
Why should I pay? Duelmasters should get free secretarial privileges. (Of all types!
Hah!)
So I will say this, Get Me Outta Here! I want and deserve to graduate. (Or at
least get me a cute, long-legged, kinda busty, blonde secretary.)
-- Jerk, DMV
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BAD ATTIFOOD now holds the crown and
they are betting they can keep it. Hey everybody, watch out for RHO TELESCOPII, who
flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing SHUCKS like a melon. Keep your eye
on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was SHUCKS, who dropped 20
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with RHO TELESCOPII. Our
battling duelmaster JERK has managed to hold the title, fending off M. CHARDINEE's
none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, AMEN-TEI. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad WAYFARERS? Big bad WAYFARERS. Big bad WAYFARERS. AMEN-TEI's afraid of the
big bad WAYFARERS. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one:
WAYFARERS + Weapons That go Boom = EXCLAMATION! + Avoid City. Well just about
everybody wants a piece of PICKLES AND ONIONS, who was this week's most challenged
warrior. OOPS of EXCLAMATION! had better have a good reason for challenging down 12
points in a challenge which he won. I thought OOPS showed great skill and promise
when he beat POOR STRANGER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Here's some advice: warriors with little
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in AMEN-TEI have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERK 3426 23 10 2 99 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOPS 3466 8 0 1 88 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOR STRANGER 3464 8 5 0 62 WAYFARERS (248)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARRETT INCH 3455 9 5 0 56 WAYFARERS (248)
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 7 14 1 52 WAYFARERS (248)
RHO TELESCOPII 3447 4 1 0 47 TELESCOPIUM (374)
CLOUD SHADOW 3467 8 2 1 42 WAYFARERS (248)
PSHAW 3451 11 7 0 40 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473 2 0 0 30 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
JOHN BOSCO 3477 1 1 1 28 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
SHUCKS 3469 3 4 0 27 EXCLAMATION! (350)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUPERIOR 3128 2 3 0 21 WORLD BLADES (331)
KINDA A BIG DILL 3475 2 0 0 18 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474 2 0 0 17 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
HELP 3470 0 3 0 3 EXCLAMATION! (350)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER 0 0 0 JOHN BOSCO 3477 725 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
3-1?! Dang you, Kinda Big Dill! Dang you! -- Loudmouth
M. Chardinee, you are my fave NPC. Why? Cuz I'm 2-0 against you. Har, har. -- Jerk
Rho I'd say "shucks" about our fight, but I'd rather say what I feel "yippee!".
Besides, I hate you greek-latins. -- Shucks
Kind A Big Dill, you got me in a pickle early, you cucumber! -- Help
Barrett Inch, give me a mile and I'll take an Inch. -- Oops
Loud and clear. Exclamation cheers. -- Loudmouth
Oops -- I'm glad it wasn't a fatal oops for either of us. -- Barrett Inch
That orc will think twice before he comes visiting again. -- Poor Stranger
People who go around grinning all the time make me suspicious. -- Cloud Shadow
Superior -- You need a fork, not a blade to deal with me. -- Pickles and Onions
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OOPS devastated POOR STRANGER in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
PSHAW was savagely defeated by PICKLES AND ONIONS in a 7 minute Challenge melee.
JALAPENO BUSINESS vanquished SUPERIOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HELP was defeated by IT'S NACHO CHEESE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
JERK devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gory uneven Title brawl.
BARRETT INCH was devastated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHUCKS was handily defeated by RHO TELESCOPII in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CLOUD SHADOW won victory over HAPPY PEASANT in a 5 minute duel.
JOHN BOSCO assassinated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KINDA A BIG DILL overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 21 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 7 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 725 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 5 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 23 10 2 99 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK OOPS 3466 8 0 1 88 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK POOR STRANGER 3464 8 5 0 62 WAYFARERS (248)
TOTAL PARRY PSHAW 3451 11 7 0 40 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426. The most popular warrior this turn was
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453. The ten other most popular fighters were JERK 3426, RHO
TELESCOPII 3447, JOHN BOSCO 3477, OOPS 3466, JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473, HELP 3470, IT'S
NACHO CHEESE 3474, POOR STRANGER 3464, BARRETT INCH 3455, and KINDA A BIG DILL 3475.
The least popular fighter this week was PSHAW 3451. The other ten least popular
fighters were CLOUD SHADOW 3467, SHUCKS 3469, SUPERIOR 3128, KINDA A BIG DILL 3475,
BARRETT INCH 3455, POOR STRANGER 3464, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, HELP 3470, JALAPENO
BUSINESS 3473, and OOPS 3466.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI