DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/10/2020 Duedate: 03/23/2020
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-726
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [24-10-2,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JERK JOHN BOSCO
EXCLAMATION! (350) SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
(63-3426) [24-10-2,105] (63-3477) [2-1-1,46]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERK PFC 2
EXCLAMATION! (350) MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
(63-3426) [24-10-2,105] (63-3284) [1-0-0,18]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 32
2. BRAIN BOYZ (269) 21 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 18 Unchartered Team
4. EXCLAMATION! (350) 2
5. TELESCOPIUM (374) 0 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 7 2 0 77.8 1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 7 2 0
2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 265 124 17 68.1 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 7 5 0
3/ 3*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 2 1 1 66.7 3/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350) 7 5 0
4/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 195 104 15 65.2 4/ 5*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 2 1 1
5/ 0 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 99 86 9 53.5 5/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 2 1 0
6/ 4 WAYFARERS (248) %1075 %1176 23 47.8 6/ 0 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 1 1 0
7- 5 WORLD BLADES (331) 9 13 1 40.9 7- 4*TELESCOPIUM (374) 1 3 0
8- 6*TELESCOPIUM (374) 4 6 0 40.0 8- 6 WORLD BLADES (331) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in AMEN-TEI! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for JOHN BOSCO?
SATAN'S SAINTS' proud of him after beating PICKLES AND ONIONS and getting 18 points.
Talk about yer major upsets! PICKLES AND ONIONS' match with JOHN BOSCO cost him a
loss of 15 points! This Duelmaster is like something else! JERK stopped VIRGINAL
CONCUBINE dead in his tracks! Who was the wiseguy that said AMEN-TEI's Duelmaster
was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? BAD ATTIFOOD was the most avoided team. Is a 7-2-0
record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are EXCLAMATION!? BAD
ATTIFOOD, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Can WAYFARERS' BARRETT INCH be more popular than me? He was challenged
the most, but is that really the same? I'm not so sure JALAPENO BUSINESS knew all
the facts when he challenged BARRETT INCH of WAYFARERS. I saw JALAPENO BUSINESS
stumbling and dribbling at The Dripping Blade last week... What did JALAPENO
BUSINESS expect, anyway! Of course BARRETT INCH won. Next time stick to people you
have a chance against, dummy!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERK 3426 24 10 2 105 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOPS 3466 9 0 1 90 EXCLAMATION! (350)
POOR STRANGER 3464 9 5 0 68 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PFC 5 3245 9 5 2 64 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
BARRETT INCH 3455 10 5 0 61 WAYFARERS (248)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PFC 3 3239 9 7 1 51 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-RHO TELESCOPII 3447 4 1 0 47 TELESCOPIUM (374)
JOHN BOSCO 3477 2 1 1 46 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
-PSHAW 3451 11 7 0 40 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CLOUD SHADOW 3467 8 3 1 37 WAYFARERS (248)
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 7 15 1 37 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474 3 0 0 28 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473 2 1 0 28 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHUCKS 3469 3 5 0 21 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-SUPERIOR 3128 2 3 0 21 WORLD BLADES (331)
PFC 2 3284 1 0 0 18 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-PFC 4 3263 1 1 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
GANGLION 3286 1 0 0 13 BRAIN BOYZ (269)
KINDA A BIG DILL 3475 2 1 0 7 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
-HELP 3470 0 3 0 3 EXCLAMATION! (350)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SULCUS 3287 0 1 0 BRAIN BOYZ 269 SPYMASTER 726 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Oops -- You said it, and now I will. Oops. -- Poor Stranger
Pshaw -- You got the last line of each paragraph, until I got the last line of the
last one, and the win. Works for me. -- Pickles and Onions
I hate the Kungusian. His job is to LOSE. -- Barrett Inch
I clouded up and rained on the peasant. That made him unhappy. -- Cloud Shadow
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SULCUS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JALAPENO BUSINESS was devastated by BARRETT INCH in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JERK handily defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
OOPS won victory over PFC 5 in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
POOR STRANGER overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PICKLES AND ONIONS was viciously subdued by JOHN BOSCO in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
PFC 3 defeated CLOUD SHADOW in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
SHUCKS was bested by IT'S NACHO CHEESE in a popular 3 minute competition.
KINDA A BIG DILL was overcome by PFC 2 in a action packed 6 minute beginner's melee.
GANGLION vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 22 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 726 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 24 10 2 105 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK OOPS 3466 9 0 1 90 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK POOR STRANGER 3464 9 5 0 68 WAYFARERS (248)
PARRY-LUNGE PFC 5 3245 9 5 2 64 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
LUNGING ATTACK JOHN BOSCO 3477 2 1 1 46 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426. The most popular warrior this turn was
PFC 2 3284. The ten other most popular fighters were SHUCKS 3469, OOPS 3466, JOHN
BOSCO 3477, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, BARRETT INCH 3455, JERK 3426, PFC 3 3239, POOR
STRANGER 3464, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, and GANGLION 3286.
The least popular fighter this week was KINDA A BIG DILL 3475. The other ten least
popular fighters were PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, PFC 5 3245, JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473,
SULCUS 3287, GANGLION 3286, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, POOR STRANGER 3464, PFC 3 3239, JERK
3426, and BARRETT INCH 3455.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
TRILLIUM (2-6366) FLOYD'S BREWERY
DR. GIRLFRIEND (3-7105) IRATE FORMATIONS
SAUL GOODMAN (5-5832) ANTIHEROES
COURAGE (32-6353) ANGELS OF PAIN
BIG BROTHER (69-6988) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT
SPILLS (72-6855) BASH BROS THEATER
PARKING LOT (72-6868) BASH BROS FREEWAY
JANUARY JONES (73-6056) CALENDAR GIRLS
BIRGITTE (73-6755) KINGS BLADES
GUARDIAN (82-16446) WAY TOO MUCH BEER5
CRAZY 54 (84-11494) CRAZY 88 15
PAYED LATE (84-12533) TMF II
BILLABONG (84-13804) GENERATION Y
SAROKITH (84-30929) DUB O DUBS
CIEL PHANTOMHIVE (84-36380) ANIME LEGENDS 4
SWEET-N-SOUR (84-50491) SUPERIOR FORCES DA02
ROBERT PAULSON 115 (84-52207) PROJECT MAYHEM 36
THE SQUIDS (84-54746) CHICAGO BOUND 15
CAT SCRATCH FEVER (84-56886) COLLEGE RADIO X
THE ORANGE ONE (84-57256) THE MOTHERSHIP ZU
GINGER KNOWLES (85-5131) SWORDFISH
VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) DARK TOADS
HIDEYOSHI (85-21460) SAMURAI FIVE
ZOCALO (85-24610) KC FOOD XIII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes