DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/07/2020 Duedate: 04/20/2020 AMEN-TEI ARENA DM-63 TURN-728 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS JERK EXCLAMATION! (350) (63-3426) [26-10-2,113] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader JERK JALAPENO BUSINESS EXCLAMATION! (350) BAD ATTIFOOD (376) (63-3426) [26-10-2,113] (63-3473) [4-1-0,58] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite JERK CLOUD SHADOW EXCLAMATION! (350) WAYFARERS (248) (63-3426) [26-10-2,113] (63-3467) [10-3-1,55] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM EXCLAMATION! (350) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 41 2. EXCLAMATION! (350) 28 EXCLAMATION! (350) 3. WAYFARERS (248) 17 Unchartered Team 4. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 0 5. BRAIN BOYZ (269) 0 BAD ATTIFOOD (376) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 10 3 0 76.9 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 7 3 1 2/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350) 270 126 18 68.2 2/ 3 WAYFARERS (248) 6 6 0 3- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 196 105 15 65.1 3/ 2*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 4 3 0 4/ 1*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 3 2 1 60.0 4- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 3 2 0 5- 5 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 100 87 9 53.5 5/ 4*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 2 1 0 6/ 6 WAYFARERS (248) %1079 %1180 23 47.8 6- 6 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 2 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Sure, I'm Jerk, and I AM a Jerk. And I AM a six-time Duelmaster. Count them, people. DM, DM,DM, DM, DM, DM! Perhaps that was too high for you? Well, it amounts to a full hand of fingers plus an extra one. Sheesh! You guys! I am a real Jerk, but I am doing you all a favor. what jerk is that nice?! I am trying my hardest to get out of here. I am even going to that Mailer thing and tryin' to get what it takes to get out of here. I am tired of all this. I want to travel. Being the Jerk I am, I may decide to get that 19-Thing virus and travel everywhere and spread the wealth. What a jerk! So come and get me, chumps. Touch me if you can. And feel the consequences. --Jerk, DMVI SPY REPORT Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Practice pays for IT'S NACHO CHEESE, who pummelled PSHAW, to pocket 21 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 17 points to JALAPENO BUSINESS. (Discrete enough, JOHN BOSCO?) JERK successfully staved off a grab for the roses by POOR STRANGER of WAYFARERS. Does AMEN-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone him? Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in AMEN-TEI avoid MEDAL OF HONOR J3. The warriors of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 found their efforts at combat frustrated as EXCLAMATION! apparently had more important things to do than fight. Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, PSHAW is the most challenged warrior. The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor. All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI farewell-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JERK 3426 26 10 2 113 EXCLAMATION! (350) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OOPS 3466 11 0 1 99 EXCLAMATION! (350) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PFC 5 3245 10 5 2 77 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) POOR STRANGER 3464 9 7 0 75 WAYFARERS (248) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BARRETT INCH 3455 11 6 0 59 WAYFARERS (248) JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473 4 1 0 58 BAD ATTIFOOD (376) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CLOUD SHADOW 3467 10 3 1 55 WAYFARERS (248) PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 8 16 1 45 WAYFARERS (248) IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474 4 1 0 45 BAD ATTIFOOD (376) -PFC 3 3239 9 8 1 42 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) PSHAW 3451 11 8 0 41 EXCLAMATION! (350) JOHN BOSCO 3477 3 2 1 36 SATAN'S SAINTS (377) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HELP 3470 1 4 1 23 EXCLAMATION! (350) -PFC 2 3284 1 0 0 18 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) -GANGLION 3286 2 0 0 16 BRAIN BOYZ (269) -PFC 4 3263 1 1 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) -KINDA A BIG DILL 3475 2 1 0 7 BAD ATTIFOOD (376) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? TRUSTWORTHY SCRI 0 0 0 HELP 3470 728 NONE PERSONAL ADS Uh, don't blame me. I cannot control that Jerk either. -- Loudmouth, Mgr Exclamation! Poor Stranger, Dummy! What the heck is a Jim Bob like you doing trying to fight a pro like me. Stupid! -- Jerk Veteran Merc, thanks for fighting me. I like wins. -- oops Ganglion, I'll get you! You may think I am helpless, but I am not. I am -- Help Loud. Raw. Winners! -- Loudmouth Jalapeno Business -- I'm bringing sour cream next time. -- Pickles and Onions Jerk -- You jerk! Write a column. -- Poor Stranger PFC5 -- It seemed like there were FIVE of you. -- Barrett Inch PFC 3 -- Now you don't have to worry about sunburn. -- Cloud Shadow LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JALAPENO BUSINESS devastated JOHN BOSCO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. IT'S NACHO CHEESE vanquished PSHAW in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle. JERK overpowered POOR STRANGER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel. OOPS viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory fight. CLOUD SHADOW savagely defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 4 minute competition. PICKLES AND ONIONS beat VISITING ORC in a 2 minute mismatched brawl. BARRETT INCH defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee. HELP slaughtered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 1 58 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 23 - 1 54 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 728 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 26 10 2 113 EXCLAMATION! (350) BASHING ATTACK OOPS 3466 11 0 1 99 EXCLAMATION! (350) STRIKING ATTACK POOR STRANGER 3464 9 7 0 75 WAYFARERS (248) LUNGING ATTACK JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473 4 1 0 58 BAD ATTIFOOD (376) TOTAL PARRY PSHAW 3451 11 8 0 41 EXCLAMATION! (350) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426. The most popular warrior this turn was CLOUD SHADOW 3467. The ten other most popular fighters were BARRETT INCH 3455, OOPS 3466, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, JERK 3426, HELP 3470, JOHN BOSCO 3477, PSHAW 3451, and POOR STRANGER 3464. The least popular fighter this week was POOR STRANGER 3464. The other ten least popular fighters were PSHAW 3451, JOHN BOSCO 3477, HELP 3470, JERK 3426, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, OOPS 3466, BARRETT INCH 3455, and CLOUD SHADOW 3467.