DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/07/2020    Duedate: 04/20/2020

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-728

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [26-10-2,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JERK                           JALAPENO BUSINESS
EXCLAMATION! (350)             BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
(63-3426) [26-10-2,113]        (63-3473) [4-1-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JERK                           CLOUD SHADOW
EXCLAMATION! (350)             WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3426) [26-10-2,113]        (63-3467) [10-3-1,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD ATTIFOOD (376)          41
2. EXCLAMATION! (350)          28      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. WAYFARERS (248)             17      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)      0
5. BRAIN BOYZ (269)             0      BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        10   3  0 76.9   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        7  3 1
 2/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350)       270 126 18 68.2   2/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)           6  6 0
 3- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)  196 105 15 65.1   3/ 2*BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        4  3 0
 4/ 1*SATAN'S SAINTS (377)       3   2  1 60.0   4- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)   3  2 0
 5- 5 BRAIN BOYZ (269)         100  87  9 53.5   5/ 4*SATAN'S SAINTS (377)      2  1 0
 6/ 6 WAYFARERS (248)          %1079 %1180 23 47.8   6- 6 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Sure, I'm Jerk, and I AM a Jerk. And I AM a six-time Duelmaster. Count them, 
people. DM, DM,DM, DM, DM, DM! Perhaps that was too high for you? Well, it amounts to 
a full hand of fingers plus an extra one. Sheesh! You guys!
     I am a real Jerk, but I am doing you all a favor. what jerk is that nice?! I am 
trying my hardest to get out of here. I am even going to that Mailer thing and tryin' 
to get what it takes to get out of here. I am tired of all this.
     I want to travel. Being the Jerk I am, I may decide to get that 19-Thing virus 
and travel everywhere and spread the wealth. What a jerk!
     So come and get me, chumps. Touch me if you can. And feel the consequences.

                                          --Jerk, DMVI

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Practice pays for IT'S NACHO CHEESE, who 
pummelled PSHAW, to pocket 21 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 17 points to JALAPENO BUSINESS.  (Discrete 
enough, JOHN BOSCO?) JERK successfully staved off a grab for the roses by POOR 
STRANGER of WAYFARERS.  Does AMEN-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  
Word has it one team in AMEN-TEI is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a 
charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in AMEN-TEI avoid MEDAL OF HONOR J3.  The warriors of 
MEDAL OF HONOR J3 found their efforts at combat frustrated as EXCLAMATION! apparently 
had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, PSHAW is the most 
challenged warrior.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not a spymaster 
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid AMEN-TEI farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERK 3426                    26  10  2   113       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOPS 3466                    11   0  1    99       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PFC 5 3245                   10   5  2    77       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 POOR STRANGER 3464            9   7  0    75       WAYFARERS (248)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARRETT INCH 3455            11   6  0    59       WAYFARERS (248)
 JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473        4   1  0    58       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOUD SHADOW 3467            10   3  1    55       WAYFARERS (248)
 PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453       8  16  1    45       WAYFARERS (248)
 IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474        4   1  0    45       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
-PFC 3 3239                    9   8  1    42       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 PSHAW 3451                   11   8  0    41       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 JOHN BOSCO 3477               3   2  1    36       SATAN'S SAINTS (377)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELP 3470                     1   4  1    23       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-PFC 2 3284                    1   0  0    18       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-GANGLION 3286                 2   0  0    16       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
-PFC 4 3263                    1   1  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-KINDA A BIG DILL 3475         2   1  0     7       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      HELP 3470             728  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Uh, don't blame me. I cannot control that Jerk either. -- Loudmouth, Mgr Exclamation!

Poor Stranger, Dummy! What the heck is a Jim Bob like you doing trying to fight a pro 
like me. Stupid! -- Jerk

Veteran Merc, thanks for fighting me. I like wins. -- oops

Ganglion, I'll get you! You may think I am helpless, but I am not. I am -- Help

Loud. Raw. Winners! -- Loudmouth

Jalapeno Business -- I'm bringing sour cream next time. -- Pickles and Onions

Jerk -- You jerk!  Write a column. -- Poor Stranger

PFC5 -- It seemed like there were FIVE of you. -- Barrett Inch

PFC 3 -- Now you don't have to worry about sunburn. -- Cloud Shadow

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JALAPENO BUSINESS devastated JOHN BOSCO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IT'S NACHO CHEESE vanquished PSHAW in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
JERK overpowered POOR STRANGER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
OOPS viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory fight.
CLOUD SHADOW savagely defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 4 minute competition.
PICKLES AND ONIONS beat VISITING ORC in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
BARRETT INCH defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
HELP slaughtered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  23 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JERK 3426                  26  10  2  113 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   OOPS 3466                  11   0  1   99 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK  POOR STRANGER 3464          9   7  0   75 WAYFARERS (248)
LUNGING ATTACK   JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473      4   1  0   58 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
TOTAL PARRY      PSHAW 3451                 11   8  0   41 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CLOUD SHADOW 3467.  The ten other most popular fighters were BARRETT INCH 3455, OOPS 
3466, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, JERK 
3426, HELP 3470, JOHN BOSCO 3477, PSHAW 3451, and POOR STRANGER 3464.

The least popular fighter this week was POOR STRANGER 3464.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PSHAW 3451, JOHN BOSCO 3477, HELP 3470, JERK 3426, IT'S NACHO 
CHEESE 3474, JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, OOPS 3466, BARRETT INCH 
3455, and CLOUD SHADOW 3467.