DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/21/2020    Duedate: 05/04/2020

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-729

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [27-10-2,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JERK                           RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350)             TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [27-10-2,115]        (63-3447) [5-1-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JERK                           CLOUD SHADOW
EXCLAMATION! (350)             WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3426) [27-10-2,115]        (63-3467) [11-3-1,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TELESCOPIUM (374)           59
2. SATAN'S SAINTS (377)        28      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BAD ATTIFOOD (376)           8      Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302)   3
5. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)      0      BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        11   3  0 78.6   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        7  4 1
 2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)       272 128 18 68.0   2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           5  7 0
 3/ 4*SATAN'S SAINTS (377)       4   2  2 66.7   3/ 3*BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        4  1 0
 4- 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)  196 105 15 65.1   4/ 0*TELESCOPIUM (374)         3  2 0
 5- 5 BRAIN BOYZ (269)         100  87  9 53.5   5/ 5*SATAN'S SAINTS (377)      2  1 1
 6/ 6 WAYFARERS (248)          %1080 %1183 23 47.7   6- 6 BRAIN BOYZ (269)          1  1 0
 7/ 0*TELESCOPIUM (374)          7   8  0 46.7   7- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)   1  1 0
 8/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302)  32  41  1 43.8   8/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Seven. Yup, seven. Seven DM Titles. I am good. And I am Jerk. But I am NOT a good 
jerk1 Got that? I am back after having killed who knows how many in the Challenger 
Mailer. I hope everyone I hurt is sad and bawling.
     Challenge me. Fight me. prepare to be hurt. Prepare for it to be your last fight.

                                             -- Jerk, DMVII

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon AMEN-TEI, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  SATAN'S SAINTS had cause to celebrate, after 
AQUINAS got 28 points by beating LUFI.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, 
KUNG-FU MASTER was winsome, after beating OOPS and seeing him lose 19 points.  JERK 
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by POOR STRANGER of WAYFARERS.  Does 
AMEN-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     And how sociable are AMEN-TEI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some 
nasty rumors, the guys in WAYFARERS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need 
to avoid 'em.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, EXCLAMATION! scurried away 
from WAYFARERS.  Oh, the shame!  If challenges were horses, PICKLES AND ONIONS could 
open up a fast food joint!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not a 
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an 
unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for AMEN-TEI?  
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERK 3426                    27  10  2   115       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOR STRANGER 3464            9   8  0    81       WAYFARERS (248)
 OOPS 3466                    11   1  1    80       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-PFC 5 3245                   10   5  2    77       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RHO TELESCOPII 3447           5   1  0    66       TELESCOPIUM (374)
 CLOUD SHADOW 3467            11   3  1    59       WAYFARERS (248)
-JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473        4   1  0    58       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474        5   1  0    53       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
 BARRETT INCH 3455            11   7  0    44       WAYFARERS (248)
-PFC 3 3239                    9   8  1    42       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453       8  17  1    42       WAYFARERS (248)
-PSHAW 3451                   11   8  0    41       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JOHN BOSCO 3477               3   2  1    36       SATAN'S SAINTS (377)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELP 3470                     2   4  1    32       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 AQUINAS 3480                  1   0  1    28       SATAN'S SAINTS (377)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NU TELESCOPII 3486            1   0  0    21       TELESCOPIUM (374)
-PFC 2 3284                    1   0  0    18       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-GANGLION 3286                 2   0  0    16       BRAIN BOYZ (269)
-PFC 4 3263                    1   1  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
 LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489        1   0  0    13       TELESCOPIUM (374)
-KINDA A BIG DILL 3475         2   1  0     7       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
 CHICKEN 3499                  0   1  0     1       EXCLAMATION! (350)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUFI 3456               0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  302 AQUINAS 3480          729   
FALLING STAR 3500       0  1 0 TELESCOPIUM 374      WURM KIN              729  NONE
XI TELESCOPII 3487      0  1 0 TELESCOPIUM 374      WURM KIN              729  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I am mad! Angry!  Fuming! Shucks didn't come back from The Mailer. The punk! I wonder 
if he ran off and joined another team? The.... (can't say it...)! -- Loudmouth

And I kinda even liked the 6(+1)-12-12-21-9-14-11 guy! The (...bleep...)! -- Loudmouth

Who needs Shucks when you have me winnin' all the time? (Right, Poor stranger?) -- 
Jerk

Trustworthy Scribe, I killed you? Bwahahaha. That helps. -- Help

I do not like Nacho Cheese. -- Pshaw

Noble Assassin, oops, I did it again. Har. Har. Har.

Brash! Bold! Bad! And winners! -- Loudmouth

Jerk -- You really are.  You fought well, but I have to wonder about your bathtub. -- 
Poor Stranger

I'd like to know what They offer the peasants to get them into the arena.  Drugs? -- 
Cloud Shadow

Orcs.  Not that he really was one. -- Pickles and Onions

If that merchant is truly honest, I'll eat him. -- Barrett Inch

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FALLING STAR was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
XI TELESCOPII was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
JERK slimly won victory over POOR STRANGER in a 2 minute one-sided Title match.
OOPS lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
BARRETT INCH was overpowered by RHO TELESCOPII in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IT'S NACHO CHEESE defeated PICKLES AND ONIONS in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
CLOUD SHADOW viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 3 minute competition.
HELP vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LUFI was viciously butchered by AQUINAS in a 5 minute gory beginner vs. expert fight.
LAMBDA TELESCOPII overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven match.
NU TELESCOPII overpowered CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  24 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   4 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 729 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JERK 3426                  27  10  2  115 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK  POOR STRANGER 3464          9   8  0   81 WAYFARERS (248)
BASHING ATTACK   OOPS 3466                  11   1  1   80 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CLOUD SHADOW 3467.  The ten other most popular fighters were IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, 
JERK 3426, RHO TELESCOPII 3447, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, LUFI 3456, POOR STRANGER 
3464, OOPS 3466, HELP 3470, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, and NU TELESCOPII 3486.

The least popular fighter this week was CHICKEN 3499.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BARRETT INCH 3455, XI TELESCOPII 3487, FALLING STAR 3500, AQUINAS 3480, 
NU TELESCOPII 3486, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, HELP 3470, OOPS 3466, POOR STRANGER 3464, 
and LUFI 3456.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (119-67-2)         2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 2    

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLUNT FORCE 2186 (49-28-2)             2  3  0         DUELING TIGERS       

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANNO DOMINI 3313 (10-5-1)              1  3  0         BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD   

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RHO TELESCOPII 3447 (4-1-0)            9  3  0         TELESCOPIUM          

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AQUINAS 3480 (0-0-0)                  13  2  0         SATAN'S SAINTS       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NU TELESCOPII 3486 (0-0-0)            15  3  1         TELESCOPIUM          
BABY, PEAS! 3471 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         BAD ATTIFOOD         
SULCUS 3493 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         BRAIN BOYZ           
LUFI 3456 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 
T-REX 3498 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         JURASSIC 5           

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ELECTRIC 3350 (9-1-0)                  0  3  0         POWER                

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CROAKED KAYE 3065 (29-28-0)            0  3  0         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JERK 3426 (25-10-2)                    0  3  0         EXCLAMATION!         

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHUCKS 3469 (3-5-0)                    2  3  0  DEAD   EXCLAMATION!         

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PFC 4 3263 (1-1-0)                     2  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR J3    

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489 (0-0-0)         1  3  0         TELESCOPIUM