DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/21/2020 Duedate: 05/04/2020
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-729
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [27-10-2,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JERK RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350) TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [27-10-2,115] (63-3447) [5-1-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERK CLOUD SHADOW
EXCLAMATION! (350) WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3426) [27-10-2,115] (63-3467) [11-3-1,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EXCLAMATION! (350)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TELESCOPIUM (374) 59
2. SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 28 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 8 Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (302) 3
5. MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 0 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 11 3 0 78.6 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 7 4 1
2/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 272 128 18 68.0 2/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 5 7 0
3/ 4*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 4 2 2 66.7 3/ 3*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 4 1 0
4- 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 196 105 15 65.1 4/ 0*TELESCOPIUM (374) 3 2 0
5- 5 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 100 87 9 53.5 5/ 5*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 2 1 1
6/ 6 WAYFARERS (248) %1080 %1183 23 47.7 6- 6 BRAIN BOYZ (269) 1 1 0
7/ 0*TELESCOPIUM (374) 7 8 0 46.7 7- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324) 1 1 0
8/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 32 41 1 43.8 8/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Seven. Yup, seven. Seven DM Titles. I am good. And I am Jerk. But I am NOT a good
jerk1 Got that? I am back after having killed who knows how many in the Challenger
Mailer. I hope everyone I hurt is sad and bawling.
Challenge me. Fight me. prepare to be hurt. Prepare for it to be your last fight.
-- Jerk, DMVII
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon AMEN-TEI, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! SATAN'S SAINTS had cause to celebrate, after
AQUINAS got 28 points by beating LUFI. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which,
KUNG-FU MASTER was winsome, after beating OOPS and seeing him lose 19 points. JERK
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by POOR STRANGER of WAYFARERS. Does
AMEN-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone him? So who's the team that's been
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are AMEN-TEI's warriors? Come, let us see. To quell some
nasty rumors, the guys in WAYFARERS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need
to avoid 'em. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, EXCLAMATION! scurried away
from WAYFARERS. Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, PICKLES AND ONIONS could
open up a fast food joint!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Ask not a
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an
unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in AMEN-TEI is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for AMEN-TEI?
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERK 3426 27 10 2 115 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOR STRANGER 3464 9 8 0 81 WAYFARERS (248)
OOPS 3466 11 1 1 80 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-PFC 5 3245 10 5 2 77 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RHO TELESCOPII 3447 5 1 0 66 TELESCOPIUM (374)
CLOUD SHADOW 3467 11 3 1 59 WAYFARERS (248)
-JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473 4 1 0 58 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474 5 1 0 53 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
BARRETT INCH 3455 11 7 0 44 WAYFARERS (248)
-PFC 3 3239 9 8 1 42 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 8 17 1 42 WAYFARERS (248)
-PSHAW 3451 11 8 0 41 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JOHN BOSCO 3477 3 2 1 36 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELP 3470 2 4 1 32 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AQUINAS 3480 1 0 1 28 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NU TELESCOPII 3486 1 0 0 21 TELESCOPIUM (374)
-PFC 2 3284 1 0 0 18 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
-GANGLION 3286 2 0 0 16 BRAIN BOYZ (269)
-PFC 4 3263 1 1 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (324)
LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489 1 0 0 13 TELESCOPIUM (374)
-KINDA A BIG DILL 3475 2 1 0 7 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
CHICKEN 3499 0 1 0 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LUFI 3456 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 302 AQUINAS 3480 729
FALLING STAR 3500 0 1 0 TELESCOPIUM 374 WURM KIN 729 NONE
XI TELESCOPII 3487 0 1 0 TELESCOPIUM 374 WURM KIN 729 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
I am mad! Angry! Fuming! Shucks didn't come back from The Mailer. The punk! I wonder
if he ran off and joined another team? The.... (can't say it...)! -- Loudmouth
And I kinda even liked the 6(+1)-12-12-21-9-14-11 guy! The (...bleep...)! -- Loudmouth
Who needs Shucks when you have me winnin' all the time? (Right, Poor stranger?) --
Jerk
Trustworthy Scribe, I killed you? Bwahahaha. That helps. -- Help
I do not like Nacho Cheese. -- Pshaw
Noble Assassin, oops, I did it again. Har. Har. Har.
Brash! Bold! Bad! And winners! -- Loudmouth
Jerk -- You really are. You fought well, but I have to wonder about your bathtub. --
Poor Stranger
I'd like to know what They offer the peasants to get them into the arena. Drugs? --
Cloud Shadow
Orcs. Not that he really was one. -- Pickles and Onions
If that merchant is truly honest, I'll eat him. -- Barrett Inch
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FALLING STAR was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
XI TELESCOPII was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
JERK slimly won victory over POOR STRANGER in a 2 minute one-sided Title match.
OOPS lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
BARRETT INCH was overpowered by RHO TELESCOPII in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IT'S NACHO CHEESE defeated PICKLES AND ONIONS in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
CLOUD SHADOW viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 3 minute competition.
HELP vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LUFI was viciously butchered by AQUINAS in a 5 minute gory beginner vs. expert fight.
LAMBDA TELESCOPII overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven match.
NU TELESCOPII overpowered CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 1 - 0 88 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 24 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 729 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 27 10 2 115 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK POOR STRANGER 3464 9 8 0 81 WAYFARERS (248)
BASHING ATTACK OOPS 3466 11 1 1 80 EXCLAMATION! (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426. The most popular warrior this turn was
CLOUD SHADOW 3467. The ten other most popular fighters were IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474,
JERK 3426, RHO TELESCOPII 3447, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, LUFI 3456, POOR STRANGER
3464, OOPS 3466, HELP 3470, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, and NU TELESCOPII 3486.
The least popular fighter this week was CHICKEN 3499. The other ten least popular
fighters were BARRETT INCH 3455, XI TELESCOPII 3487, FALLING STAR 3500, AQUINAS 3480,
NU TELESCOPII 3486, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, HELP 3470, OOPS 3466, POOR STRANGER 3464,
and LUFI 3456.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXIX
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WEIRD HEAD BOY 2216 (119-67-2) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLUNT FORCE 2186 (49-28-2) 2 3 0 DUELING TIGERS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANNO DOMINI 3313 (10-5-1) 1 3 0 BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RHO TELESCOPII 3447 (4-1-0) 9 3 0 TELESCOPIUM
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AQUINAS 3480 (0-0-0) 13 2 0 SATAN'S SAINTS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NU TELESCOPII 3486 (0-0-0) 15 3 1 TELESCOPIUM
BABY, PEAS! 3471 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BAD ATTIFOOD
SULCUS 3493 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BRAIN BOYZ
LUFI 3456 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5405
T-REX 3498 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 JURASSIC 5
ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ELECTRIC 3350 (9-1-0) 0 3 0 POWER
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CROAKED KAYE 3065 (29-28-0) 0 3 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JERK 3426 (25-10-2) 0 3 0 EXCLAMATION!
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHUCKS 3469 (3-5-0) 2 3 0 DEAD EXCLAMATION!
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PFC 4 3263 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J3
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 TELESCOPIUM