DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/05/2020 Duedate: 05/18/2020
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-730
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [28-10-2,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JERK RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350) TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [28-10-2,117] (63-3447) [6-1-0,73]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERK JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350) EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [28-10-2,117] (63-3426) [28-10-2,117]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EXCLAMATION! (350)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 23
2. EXCLAMATION! (350) 18 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. TELESCOPIUM (374) 15 Unchartered Team
4. TEAM SCUM (115) 11
5. SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 3 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 13 3 0 81.3 1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 7 4 1
2/ 3*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 5 2 2 71.4 2/ 3*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 5 0 0
3/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350) 274 129 18 68.0 3/ 4*TELESCOPIUM (374) 5 2 0
4/ 7*TELESCOPIUM (374) 9 8 0 52.9 4/ 2 WAYFARERS (248) 5 7 0
5/ 0*TEAM SCUM (115) 1 1 0 50.0 5/ 5*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 2 1 1
6/ 6 WAYFARERS (248) %1081 %1186 23 47.7 6/ 0*TEAM SCUM (115) 0 1 0
7- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 32 41 1 43.8 7- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
That's about enough of this bologna! I win. I win. I win. I write DM Columns. Many!
Get with it you punks! Bring on those Saints and Telescopes, pansy winners at the
lowest levels. They will never make a good jerk. They are mere pretty-boys. Boinkers!
-- Jerk, DMVIII
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for AMEN-TEI. MVP award for IT'S NACHO
CHEESE? BAD ATTIFOOD's proud of him after beating CLOUD SHADOW and getting 13
points. Talk about yer big time losers! CLOUD SHADOW got smashed by IT'S NACHO
CHEESE, and lost 12 points! This Duelmaster is like something else! JERK stopped
VIRGINAL CONCUBINE dead in his tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to
his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? TELESCOPIUM was the most avoided
team. Is a 9-8-0 record really that scary? I don't know what EXCLAMATION!'s been
doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TELESCOPIUM, that's
fer sher. Can WAYFARERS' POOR STRANGER be more popular than me? He was challenged
the most, but is that really the same? Ooh! Did CHICKEN really know what he was
doing when he challenged AQUINAS? A 0-2-0 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I
don't know what it means.) CHICKEN lost to AQUINAS, but he got 4 points. AQUINAS
won, and got 3 points. I don't get it.
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. AMEN-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERK 3426 28 10 2 117 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOPS 3466 12 1 1 92 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOR STRANGER 3464 9 9 0 73 WAYFARERS (248)
RHO TELESCOPII 3447 6 1 0 73 TELESCOPIUM (374)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474 6 1 0 66 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
-JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473 4 1 0 58 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLOUD SHADOW 3467 11 4 1 47 WAYFARERS (248)
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 9 17 1 47 WAYFARERS (248)
BARRETT INCH 3455 11 8 0 41 WAYFARERS (248)
-PSHAW 3451 11 8 0 41 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JOHN BOSCO 3477 3 2 1 36 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HELP 3470 2 4 1 32 EXCLAMATION! (350)
AQUINAS 3480 2 0 1 31 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489 2 0 0 21 TELESCOPIUM (374)
-NU TELESCOPII 3486 1 0 0 21 TELESCOPIUM (374)
I H8 SCUM 1518 0 1 0 11 TEAM SCUM (115)
BABY, PEAS! 3471 1 0 0 10 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
-KINDA A BIG DILL 3475 2 1 0 7 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
CHICKEN 3499 0 2 0 5 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-GOOD SCUM 692 1 0 0 3 TEAM SCUM (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LUFI 3456 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 302 AQUINAS 3480 729
PERSONAL ADS
Whoa! This is a TOUGH place, ya know? A TC, a Runner-Up, and another TV all in the
last Mailer. whoa, Nelly! -- Loudmouth
Aquinas, we hate saints! Get it? -- Loudmouth
P.S. Even though the Big Boss's patron saint is St Francis of Assissi.
And Telescopes are verboten! Yeah. -- Loudmouth
Poor Stranger, when ya gonna learn? -- Jerk
Bold. Brash. Bingo! -- Loudmouth
We salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for Aquinas, champion of
Apprentices, and Nu Telescopii a tourney victor in the Rookies. -- the Wayfarers
Jerk -- You're well-named, but thanks for the skills. -- Poor but well-mannered
Stranger
P.S. Oh-three in the tourney. Thanks, I needed the laugh.
Rho Telescopii -- Go row your boat! -- Barrett Inch
P.S. May a kraken get you.
It's Nacho Cheese -- You need me. -- Pickles and Onions
I rained on that guard's parade. Not that he had anything to parade about. -- Cloud
Shadow
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OOPS devastated POOR STRANGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IT'S NACHO CHEESE vanquished CLOUD SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CHICKEN was outlasted by AQUINAS in a 7 minute amateur vs. master Challenge duel.
JERK narrowly defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 3 minute veteran's Title fight.
RHO TELESCOPII vanquished BARRETT INCH in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PICKLES AND ONIONS viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 3 minute gruesome uneven fight.
LAMBDA TELESCOPII vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BABY, PEAS! overpowered I H8 SCUM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 25 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 730 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 28 10 2 117 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK OOPS 3466 12 1 1 92 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK RHO TELESCOPII 3447 6 1 0 73 TELESCOPIUM (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426. The most popular warrior this turn was
JERK 3426. The ten other most popular fighters were RHO TELESCOPII 3447, CHICKEN
3499, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, OOPS 3466, AQUINAS 3480,
LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, BABY, PEAS! 3471, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, and POOR STRANGER 3464.
The least popular fighter this week was I H8 SCUM 1518. The other ten least popular
fighters were BARRETT INCH 3455, POOR STRANGER 3464, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, BABY, PEAS!
3471, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, AQUINAS 3480, OOPS 3466, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474,
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, and CHICKEN 3499.