DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/05/2020    Duedate: 05/18/2020

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [28-10-2,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JERK                           RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350)             TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [28-10-2,117]        (63-3447) [6-1-0,73]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JERK                           JERK
EXCLAMATION! (350)             EXCLAMATION! (350)
(63-3426) [28-10-2,117]        (63-3426) [28-10-2,117]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXCLAMATION! (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD ATTIFOOD (376)          23
2. EXCLAMATION! (350)          18      EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. TELESCOPIUM (374)           15      Unchartered Team
4. TEAM SCUM (115)             11
5. SATAN'S SAINTS (377)         3      BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        13   3  0 81.3   1/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350)        7  4 1
 2/ 3*SATAN'S SAINTS (377)       5   2  2 71.4   2/ 3*BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        5  0 0
 3/ 2 EXCLAMATION! (350)       274 129 18 68.0   3/ 4*TELESCOPIUM (374)         5  2 0
 4/ 7*TELESCOPIUM (374)          9   8  0 52.9   4/ 2 WAYFARERS (248)           5  7 0
 5/ 0*TEAM SCUM (115)            1   1  0 50.0   5/ 5*SATAN'S SAINTS (377)      2  1 1
 6/ 6 WAYFARERS (248)          %1081 %1186 23 47.7   6/ 0*TEAM SCUM (115)           0  1 0
 7- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302)  32  41  1 43.8   7- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

That's about enough of this bologna! I win. I win. I win. I write DM Columns. Many! 
Get with it you punks! Bring on those Saints and Telescopes, pansy winners at the 
lowest levels. They will never make a good jerk. They are mere pretty-boys. Boinkers!

                                          -- Jerk, DMVIII

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for AMEN-TEI.  MVP award for IT'S NACHO 
CHEESE?  BAD ATTIFOOD's proud of him after beating CLOUD SHADOW and getting 13 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CLOUD SHADOW got smashed by IT'S NACHO 
CHEESE, and lost 12 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  JERK stopped 
VIRGINAL CONCUBINE dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to 
his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  TELESCOPIUM was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 9-8-0 record really that scary?  I don't know what EXCLAMATION!'s been 
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TELESCOPIUM, that's 
fer sher.  Can WAYFARERS' POOR STRANGER be more popular than me?  He was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?  Ooh!  Did CHICKEN really know what he was 
doing when he challenged AQUINAS?  A 0-2-0 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I 
don't know what it means.) CHICKEN lost to AQUINAS, but he got 4 points.  AQUINAS 
won, and got 3 points.  I don't get it.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  AMEN-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERK 3426                    28  10  2   117       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOPS 3466                    12   1  1    92       EXCLAMATION! (350)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOR STRANGER 3464            9   9  0    73       WAYFARERS (248)
 RHO TELESCOPII 3447           6   1  0    73       TELESCOPIUM (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474        6   1  0    66       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
-JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473        4   1  0    58       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOUD SHADOW 3467            11   4  1    47       WAYFARERS (248)
 PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453       9  17  1    47       WAYFARERS (248)
 BARRETT INCH 3455            11   8  0    41       WAYFARERS (248)
-PSHAW 3451                   11   8  0    41       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JOHN BOSCO 3477               3   2  1    36       SATAN'S SAINTS (377)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HELP 3470                     2   4  1    32       EXCLAMATION! (350)
 AQUINAS 3480                  2   0  1    31       SATAN'S SAINTS (377)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489        2   0  0    21       TELESCOPIUM (374)
-NU TELESCOPII 3486            1   0  0    21       TELESCOPIUM (374)
 I H8 SCUM 1518                0   1  0    11       TEAM SCUM (115)
 BABY, PEAS! 3471              1   0  0    10       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
-KINDA A BIG DILL 3475         2   1  0     7       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
 CHICKEN 3499                  0   2  0     5       EXCLAMATION! (350)
-GOOD SCUM 692                 1   0  0     3       TEAM SCUM (115)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUFI 3456               0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  302 AQUINAS 3480          729   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whoa! This is a TOUGH place, ya know? A TC, a Runner-Up, and another TV all in the 
last Mailer. whoa, Nelly! -- Loudmouth

Aquinas, we hate saints! Get it? -- Loudmouth
P.S. Even though the Big Boss's patron saint is St Francis of Assissi.

And Telescopes are verboten! Yeah. -- Loudmouth

Poor Stranger, when ya gonna learn? -- Jerk

Bold. Brash. Bingo! -- Loudmouth

We salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for Aquinas, champion of 
Apprentices, and  Nu Telescopii a tourney victor in the Rookies. -- the Wayfarers

Jerk -- You're well-named, but thanks for the skills. -- Poor but well-mannered 
Stranger
P.S.  Oh-three in the tourney.  Thanks, I needed the laugh.

Rho Telescopii -- Go row your boat! -- Barrett Inch
P.S.  May a kraken get you.

It's Nacho Cheese -- You need me. -- Pickles and Onions

I rained on that guard's parade.  Not that he had anything to parade about. -- Cloud 
Shadow

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OOPS devastated POOR STRANGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IT'S NACHO CHEESE vanquished CLOUD SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CHICKEN was outlasted by AQUINAS in a 7 minute amateur vs. master Challenge duel.
JERK narrowly defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 3 minute veteran's Title fight.
RHO TELESCOPII vanquished BARRETT INCH in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PICKLES AND ONIONS viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 3 minute gruesome uneven fight.
LAMBDA TELESCOPII vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BABY, PEAS! overpowered I H8 SCUM in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   1 -  0      89  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  25 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   4 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JERK 3426                  28  10  2  117 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK   OOPS 3466                  12   1  1   92 EXCLAMATION! (350)
STRIKING ATTACK  RHO TELESCOPII 3447         6   1  0   73 TELESCOPIUM (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JERK 3426.  The ten other most popular fighters were RHO TELESCOPII 3447, CHICKEN 
3499, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, OOPS 3466, AQUINAS 3480, 
LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, BABY, PEAS! 3471, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, and POOR STRANGER 3464.

The least popular fighter this week was I H8 SCUM 1518.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BARRETT INCH 3455, POOR STRANGER 3464, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, BABY, PEAS! 
3471, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, AQUINAS 3480, OOPS 3466, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, 
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, and CHICKEN 3499.