DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/19/2020 Duedate: 06/01/2020
AMEN-TEI ARENA
DM-63 TURN-731
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RHO TELESCOPII
TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3447) [7-1-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JERK RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350) TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [28-11-2,101] (63-3447) [7-1-0,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERK RHO TELESCOPII
EXCLAMATION! (350) TELESCOPIUM (374)
(63-3426) [28-11-2,101] (63-3447) [7-1-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TELESCOPIUM (374)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TELESCOPIUM (374) 31
2. BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 24 EXCLAMATION! (350)
3. SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 14 Unchartered Team
4. WAYFARERS (248) 4
5. TEAM SCUM (115) 1 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 15 3 0 83.3 1/ 3*TELESCOPIUM (374) 6 2 0
2/ 2*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 6 2 2 75.0 2/ 1 EXCLAMATION! (350) 6 5 0
3/ 3 EXCLAMATION! (350) 276 131 18 67.8 3/ 2*BAD ATTIFOOD (376) 5 0 0
4/ 4*TELESCOPIUM (374) 10 8 0 55.6 4/ 5*SATAN'S SAINTS (377) 3 0 1
5/ 6 WAYFARERS (248) %1082 %1189 24 47.6 5/ 4 WAYFARERS (248) 3 9 1
6- 7 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 32 41 1 43.8 6/ 6*TEAM SCUM (115) 0 2 0
7/ 5*TEAM SCUM (115) 1 2 0 33.3 7- 7 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (302) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Storm Season #1 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Amen-Tei:
"We are prepared," Dame Mingia said, "to make... handsome concessions to any
Standby or Dark Arena warrior who will volunteer for this mission--"
"What, free burial in the lake?" Maurice Karn, the Ambitious Guard asked.
Krego Dehann, the Veteran Mercenary, waved him to silence. "I can see why you
want us," he said. "We're here all the time, not dashing off to tournaments or what
have you. But we're not sailors. We're not magicians--well, most of us aren't." He
squinted at the hooded Cult Member, who remained silent. "What are we supposed to
DO?"
The assistant to the High Thane raised an eyebrow. "Why, nothing but what you do
so well: fight. Two or three of you will be posted on ships leaving our harbor--as
many ships as we can cover in that fashion. And when the monsters attack, you will
fight them, and lead the crews and passengers of the vessels in fighting."
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I'm Jerk. Duelmaster. Some call me a jerk. No! You are all the jerks! Jerks
everywhere in this manure pile. I pity you.
So that makes nine. Nine-time Duelmaster. I own this place. But what value is
owning a manure pile? Phbbbttt!
I don't know what is wrong with you jerky peacocks. Why even fight if you are a
mere bunch of pretty boys and bimbos? Why/ Go home to your mamas.
Ho hum. I'm here. See you again next time.
-- Jerk, DMIX
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. TELESCOPIUM now holds the crown and
they are betting they can keep it. Hey everybody, watch out for BABY, PEAS!, who
flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE like a melon.
Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was CLOUD
SHADOW, who dropped 3 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with IT'S
NACHO CHEESE. In front of all the crowds, RHO TELESCOPII took the Duelmaster's crown
for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the
body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad TELESCOPIUM? Big bad
TELESCOPIUM. Big bad TELESCOPIUM. AMEN-TEI's afraid of the big bad TELESCOPIUM.
Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause
EXCLAMATION! beats feet every time TELESCOPIUM smiles at them. Try farming, eh?
Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, AQUINAS would be president. Although
it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Here's some advice: warriors
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in AMEN-TEI have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RHO TELESCOPII 3447 7 1 0 104 TELESCOPIUM (374)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERK 3426 28 11 2 101 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOPS 3466 13 1 1 97 EXCLAMATION! (350)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474 7 1 0 75 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
POOR STRANGER 3464 9 10 0 71 WAYFARERS (248)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473 4 1 0 58 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARRETT INCH 3455 12 8 1 51 WAYFARERS (248)
PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453 9 18 1 46 WAYFARERS (248)
AQUINAS 3480 3 0 1 45 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
CLOUD SHADOW 3467 11 5 1 44 WAYFARERS (248)
-PSHAW 3451 11 8 0 41 EXCLAMATION! (350)
-JOHN BOSCO 3477 3 2 1 36 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BABY, PEAS! 3471 2 0 0 25 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489 2 0 0 21 TELESCOPIUM (374)
-NU TELESCOPII 3486 1 0 0 21 TELESCOPIUM (374)
CHICKEN 3499 1 2 0 19 EXCLAMATION! (350)
I H8 SCUM 1518 0 2 0 12 TEAM SCUM (115)
-KINDA A BIG DILL 3475 2 1 0 7 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
-GOOD SCUM 692 1 0 0 3 TEAM SCUM (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HELP 3470 2 5 1 EXCLAMATION! 350 BARRETT INCH 3455 731
LUFI 3456 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 302 AQUINAS 3480 729
PERSONAL ADS
Jerk again? Nine titles?! No wonder we Exclamations are so loud and proud. --
Loudmouth
Poor Stranger. I feel sorry for you. Here is my last rotten apple as a donation. --
Oops
Aquinas, all that FE and that's all you could do? They call me chicken, but I think
you are Saint Chicken. -- Chicken
Loud and proud. Loud and Proud. -- Loudmouth
Oops -- At least you taught me a skill. -- Poor Stranger
P.S. And you aren't a jerk.
It's Nacho Cheese -- Needs more salsa. -- Cloud Shadow
Rho Telescopii -- I never tried to row with a telescope before, how does it work? --
Barrett Inch
These orcs should stay home, not go visiting all the time. -- Pickles and Onions
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AQUINAS viciously subdued PICKLES AND ONIONS in a 5 minute bloody Challenge fight.
JERK was viciously subdued by RHO TELESCOPII in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
OOPS vanquished POOR STRANGER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
IT'S NACHO CHEESE overpowered CLOUD SHADOW in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BARRETT INCH butchered HELP in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
I H8 SCUM was overpowered by CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BABY, PEAS! handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 26 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 731 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK RHO TELESCOPII 3447 7 1 0 104 TELESCOPIUM (374)
AIMED BLOW JERK 3426 28 11 2 101 EXCLAMATION! (350)
BASHING ATTACK OOPS 3466 13 1 1 97 EXCLAMATION! (350)
TOTAL PARRY AQUINAS 3480 3 0 1 45 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERK 3426. The most popular warrior this turn was
RHO TELESCOPII 3447. The ten other most popular fighters were CHICKEN 3499, AQUINAS
3480, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, OOPS 3466, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, BARRETT INCH 3455,
I H8 SCUM 1518, BABY, PEAS! 3471, JERK 3426, and CLOUD SHADOW 3467.
The least popular fighter this week was HELP 3470. The other ten least popular
fighters were POOR STRANGER 3464, CLOUD SHADOW 3467, JERK 3426, BABY, PEAS! 3471, I
H8 SCUM 1518, BARRETT INCH 3455, IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474, OOPS 3466, PICKLES AND
ONIONS 3453, and AQUINAS 3480.
STORM POINT
Storm Point, DM 86, is now open! This arena will process on a two-week cycle. Orders
for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020.
Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately. Any new teams
that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point. DM 85 will continue to process on its
normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary.
-- RSI