DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/03/2020    Duedate: 11/16/2020

AMEN-TEI ARENA

DM-63    TURN-743

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JOHN BOSCO
SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
(63-3477) [8-3-2,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JOHN BOSCO                     KITIANA
SATAN'S SAINTS (377)           WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
(63-3477) [8-3-2,109]          (63-3436) [5-2-1,73]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BARRETT INCH                   POOR STRANGER
WAYFARERS (248)                WAYFARERS (248)
(63-3455) [20-12-1,88]         (63-3464) [16-15-0,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PSYOPS, INC. (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PSYOPS, INC. (381)          35
2. WAYFARERS (248)             19      SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
3. STEELE RISING (380)         18      Unchartered Team
4. TELESCOPIUM (374)           17
5. WORLD BLADES (331)           7      PSYOPS, INC. (381)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)      16   3  3 84.2   1/ 1*PSYOPS, INC. (381)        9  5 0
 2/ 2*PSYOPS, INC. (381)        16   7  1 69.6   2/ 3 WAYFARERS (248)           5  7 0
 3/ 3*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)        9   4  1 69.2   3/ 7 TELESCOPIUM (374)         4  1 0
 4- 4 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        22  12  0 64.7   4/ 2 STEELE RISING (380)       4  7 0
 5/ 6 TELESCOPIUM (374)         15  11  0 57.7   5/ 8 WORLD BLADES (331)        2  0 0
 6/ 5 STEELE RISING (380)       24  20  4 54.5   6/ 6 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)      2  0 0
 7/ 7 WAYFARERS (248)          %1107 %1212 25 47.7   7/ 4*WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)       2  1 1
 8/ 8 WORLD BLADES (331)        11  13  1 45.8   8- 5 BAD ATTIFOOD (376)        2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Whirlwind stood closer to his teammate Barrett Inch, almost shoulder to shoulder.  
"Can't we just leave?  Not go through with this?"
     "They tell me that's not an option," Barrett said.
     The tall stranger, man or whatever, facing them shook his head. "It's in the 
small print of your contract with the arena that you can be called out in matters of 
public danger.
     Whirlwind sneaked a glance at the harbor.  There was a something out there, it 
looked sort of like a low-lying storm, a black cloudy mass, roiling slowly but not 
changing position.  "What can we do against that?"
     "I'm sure you'll think of something."

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Coming up with a solid 2-0-0 outing, 
TELESCOPIUM has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
PSYCLOPS, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing RUTHLESS JAYWALKER like 
a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
PSYCLONE, who dropped 7 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
LAMBDA TELESCOPII.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer 
clothes.  RHO TELESCOPII did not fight this week so hers title was forfeit.  It's a 
proud day for the SATAN'S SAINTS stable, as their warrior, JOHN BOSCO, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad  TELESCOPIUM?  Big bad 
TELESCOPIUM.  Big bad TELESCOPIUM.  AMEN-TEI's afraid of the big bad TELESCOPIUM.  
Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  TELESCOPIUM + 
Weapons That go Boom = SATAN'S SAINTS + Avoid City.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOHN BOSCO 3477               8   3  2   109       SATAN'S SAINTS (377)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RHO TELESCOPII 3447           9   1  0   129       TELESCOPIUM (374)
-AQUINAS 3480                  8   0  1   109       SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
-JALAPENO BUSINESS 3473        7   1  0   108       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
 POOR STRANGER 3464           16  15  0    96       WAYFARERS (248)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARRETT INCH 3455            20  12  1    88       WAYFARERS (248)
 PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453      15  24  1    75       WAYFARERS (248)
 KITIANA 3436                  5   2  1    73       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IT'S NACHO CHEESE 3474        9   4  0    59       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)
 DARKFIRE 3503                 7   3  1    57       STEELE RISING (380)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LYN 3435                      4   1  0    55       WRATHMEN 1-18 (372)
 NAKA 3501                     7   3  1    49       STEELE RISING (380)
 PSYCLOPS 3520                 4   1  0    49       PSYOPS, INC. (381)
 LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489        4   0  0    42       TELESCOPIUM (374)
 PSYCHOSIS 3523                3   1  0    41       PSYOPS, INC. (381)
 NU TELESCOPII 3486            2   1  0    36       TELESCOPIUM (374)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPERIOR 3128                 4   3  0    35       WORLD BLADES (331)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PSYRIN 3521                   3   1  1    29       PSYOPS, INC. (381)
-BABY, PEAS! 3471              3   2  0    27       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PSYCLONE 3522                 3   2  0    17       PSYOPS, INC. (381)
 PSYBORG 3519                  3   2  0    17       PSYOPS, INC. (381)
 WHIRLWIND 3518                3   5  1    15       WAYFARERS (248)
-KINDA A BIG DILL 3475         3   3  0    12       BAD ATTIFOOD (376)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A PRETTY PENNE 3511     0  1 0 BAD ATTIFOOD 376     WHIRLWIND 3518        739  NOT REVENGED
DA1 3535                0  1 0 STEELE RISING 380    ARENAMASTER MALA      743  NONE
GOLIATH 3504            4  2 0 STEELE RISING 380    JOHN BOSCO 3477       739  NOT REVENGED
GRIPPS 3533             0  1 0 STEELE RISING 380    WURM KIN              743  NONE
SHY GUY 3502            6  3 2 STEELE RISING 380    KITIANA 3436          742   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kinda a Big Dill -- See what happens when you mess with a one-eyed crazy dude. -- 
Psyclops 1I

Lambda Telecopii -- They had to replace my left leg because of you. -- Psyborg 5G

Whirlwind -- Psst.  Did you hear that voice, too?  Nah, I don't need therapy. -- 
Psycho/sis

John Bosco -- I don't want to be a Salesian.  Not gonna do it. -- Pickles and Onions
P.S.  Dill, that's the ticket.

Rho Telescopii -- Have we suggested recently that you should go rho your boat?  The 
arena's too small for us to avoid you. -- Barrett Inch
P.S.  It says here you're binary--ganging up on me!  And barely visible. I see you too 
well.

Lyn -- Think of the skills as a gift in return for the win. -- Poor Stranger

Psychosis -- Isn't there medication for that? -- Whirlwind

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER MALAKOEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRIPPS was murdered by WURM KIN in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DARKFIRE was defeated by KITIANA in a 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
JOHN BOSCO devastated PICKLES AND ONIONS in a 1 minute gory one-sided Title contest.
POOR STRANGER demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
BARRETT INCH overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NAKA defeated PSYRIN in a 1 minute melee.
SUPERIOR vanquished WHIRLWIND in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PSYCLONE was vanquished by LAMBDA TELESCOPII in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NU TELESCOPII vanquished PSYBORG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PSYCHOSIS overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
PSYCLOPS overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  15 -  6      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   5 -  0      38  |

Turn 743 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JOHN BOSCO 3477             8   3  2  109 SATAN'S SAINTS (377)
STRIKING ATTACK  POOR STRANGER 3464         16  15  0   96 WAYFARERS (248)
SLASHING ATTACK  LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489      4   0  0   42 TELESCOPIUM (374)
WALL OF STEEL    PSYCHOSIS 3523              3   1  0   41 PSYOPS, INC. (381)
AIMED BLOW       NU TELESCOPII 3486          2   1  0   36 TELESCOPIUM (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BARRETT INCH 3455.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POOR STRANGER 3464.  The ten other most popular fighters were KITIANA 3436, 
JOHN BOSCO 3477, BARRETT INCH 3455, SUPERIOR 3128, PSYCLOPS 3520, DARKFIRE 3503, NAKA 
3501, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, NU TELESCOPII 3486, and DA1 3535.

The least popular fighter this week was PSYBORG 3519.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PSYCLONE 3522, WHIRLWIND 3518, PSYRIN 3521, PICKLES AND ONIONS 3453, 
PSYCHOSIS 3523, GRIPPS 3533, DA1 3535, NU TELESCOPII 3486, LAMBDA TELESCOPII 3489, 
and NAKA 3501.