DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/12/2014 Duedate: 11/25/2014 DAL SHANG ARENA DM-65 TURN-586 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS GUNSLINGER POSSE (718) (65-6960) [15-4-1,145] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader GUNSLINGER JACK TRIPPER POSSE (718) LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) (65-6960) [15-4-1,145] (65-7376) [6-3-0,46] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite GUNSLINGER DERRINGER POSSE (718) POSSE (718) (65-6960) [15-4-1,145] (65-7381) [8-2-1,63] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM POSSE (718) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. POSSE (718) 24 2. SAND DANCERS (233) 18 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748) 3. LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 17 Unchartered Team 4. MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748) -8 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 6 3 0 66.7 1/ 1 POSSE (718) 11 4 1 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748) 68 49 4 58.1 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233) 6 9 1 3/ 3 POSSE (718) 230 211 18 52.2 3/ 4*LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 2 1 0 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (233) %1322 %1380 42 48.9 4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748) 1 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit the road, Debby Tonte. DAL SHANG needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for KARANZA THE WILD? SAND DANCERS' proud of her after beating HEROD and getting 24 points. Talk about yer big time losers! HEROD got smashed by KARANZA THE WILD, and lost 18 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think GUNSLINGER should let SERGEANT 1 be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said DAL SHANG's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Blazing Unicorn? Don't look at me! Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? Like, is NORBEN THE LESSER popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of DAL SHANG! He's got a 8-19-0, is that good? What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. What a bummer! SERGEANT 1 got wasted by GUNSLINGER! But with a 12-9-1, I guess MEDAL OF HONOR C11 aren't too bummed. That was so totally rude when GUNSLINGER wasted SERGEANT 1. I think all you warriors in DAL SHANG should gang up on POSSE! Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GUNSLINGER 6960 15 4 1 145 POSSE (718) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SERGEANT 7 7273 12 8 1 119 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SERGEANT 8 7271 15 6 0 90 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748) KARANZA THE WILD 7311 15 12 0 82 SAND DANCERS (233) LADY LUCK 7370 10 1 0 81 POSSE (718) HEROD 7354 7 2 0 70 POSSE (718) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DERRINGER 7381 8 2 1 63 POSSE (718) SERGEANT 3 7343 9 6 1 59 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JACK TRIPPER 7376 6 3 0 46 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) AN YEE 7296 6 25 1 44 SAND DANCERS (233) NORBEN THE LESSER 7310 8 19 0 43 SAND DANCERS (233) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KO THE AVERAGE 7358 6 8 1 32 SAND DANCERS (233) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387 5 1 0 16 SAND DANCERS (233) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? POLWHIS THE CAND 0 0 0 KO THE AVERAGE 7358 586 NONE SERGEANT 1 7326 12 9 1 MEDAL OF HONOR C 748 GUNSLINGER 6960 586 JUNKMAN 7395 0 1 0 POSSE 718 SMALL BELRAN 586 NONE PERSONAL ADS Three-two! To be sure, two of the wins were over standbys, actually the SAME standby, but they were wins. -- An Yee An Yee -- I was NOT "cahooting" with Herol Two-Finger! Just because I was talking to him before the fight--asking after his sister, you know--does not mean we were plotting about something. -- Chaego ten Selah P.S. "Cahooting"! That sounds like a shorter way of saying "getting roaring drunk," and we wouldn't do that. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JUNKMAN was butchered by SMALL BELRAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. GUNSLINGER butchered SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Title duel. LADY LUCK demolished SERGEANT 3 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight. HEROD was luckily beaten by KARANZA THE WILD in a 2 minute fight. DERRINGER savagely defeated NORBEN THE LESSER in a 3 minute competition. AN YEE was overpowered by JACK TRIPPER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. CHAEGO TEN SELAH was devastated by FELTAR OF ILLIS in a 1 minute competition. KO THE AVERAGE viciously butchered POLWHIS THE CANDLE in a 1 minute gruesome melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 2 - 0 82 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 7 - 1 71 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 5 - 0 58 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 15 - 2 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 13 - 1 41 | |AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 19 - 1 34 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 9 - 0 25 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 | Turn 586 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK GUNSLINGER 6960 15 4 1 145 POSSE (718) WALL OF STEEL KARANZA THE WILD 7311 15 12 0 82 SAND DANCERS (233) PARRY-STRIKE LADY LUCK 7370 10 1 0 81 POSSE (718) STRIKING ATTACK HEROD 7354 7 2 0 70 POSSE (718) LUNGING ATTACK DERRINGER 7381 8 2 1 63 POSSE (718) AIMED BLOW JACK TRIPPER 7376 6 3 0 46 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is GUNSLINGER 6960. The most popular warrior this turn was DERRINGER 7381. The ten other most popular fighters were LADY LUCK 7370, HEROD 7354, KARANZA THE WILD 7311, GUNSLINGER 6960, JACK TRIPPER 7376, KO THE AVERAGE 7358, JUNKMAN 7395, SERGEANT 1 7326, SERGEANT 3 7343, and NORBEN THE LESSER 7310. The least popular fighter this week was CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387. The other ten least popular fighters were AN YEE 7296, NORBEN THE LESSER 7310, SERGEANT 3 7343, SERGEANT 1 7326, JUNKMAN 7395, KO THE AVERAGE 7358, JACK TRIPPER 7376, GUNSLINGER 6960, KARANZA THE WILD 7311, and HEROD 7354. FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME EYE LINER 4957 (76-66-0) 2 3 0 GIRL STUFF ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME LYTA ALEXANDER 5021 (40-14-0) 0 3 0 THE INQUISITION ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME IRONIC TWIST 7198 (39-14-2) 3 3 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CE ANNABEL BLACKHEART 6769 (26-17-3) 0 3 0 POSSE ROOSTER 1414 (30-25-1) 0 3 0 KILLER TUNES CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BLUE FLU 4U BOO BOO 4500 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 COLOR BLIND CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ABITA 7289 (10-2-0) 3 3 0 MMM BEER INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME RANM 7300 (3-2-0) 1 3 0 GRIZZLED VETERANS STREECK 7298 (2-1-0) 0 3 0 GRIZZLED VETERANS APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME VESEMIR 7348 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 WITCHERS MORENN 7345 (1-1-0) 6 3 0 WITCHERS MUGGING 3809 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 JOB HAZARDS DOG BITE 3811 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 JOB HAZARDS ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ESKEL 7363 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WITCHERS JACK TRIPPER 7376 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 LAUGH TRACK LORDS HEROD 7354 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 POSSE * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.