DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/12/2014    Duedate: 11/25/2014

DAL SHANG ARENA

DM-65    TURN-586

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GUNSLINGER
POSSE (718)
(65-6960) [15-4-1,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GUNSLINGER                     JACK TRIPPER
POSSE (718)                    LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)
(65-6960) [15-4-1,145]         (65-7376) [6-3-0,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GUNSLINGER                     DERRINGER
POSSE (718)                    POSSE (718)
(65-6960) [15-4-1,145]         (65-7381) [8-2-1,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSSE (718)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. POSSE (718)                 24
2. SAND DANCERS (233)          18      MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748)
3. LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)     17      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748)    -8
                                       LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)    6   3  0 66.7   1/ 1 POSSE (718)              11  4 1
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748)  68  49  4 58.1   2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233)        6  9 1
 3/ 3 POSSE (718)              230 211 18 52.2   3/ 4*LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)   2  1 0
 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (233)       %1322 %1380 42 48.9   4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748)  1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DAL SHANG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
KARANZA THE WILD?  SAND DANCERS' proud of her after beating HEROD and getting 24 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  HEROD got smashed by KARANZA THE WILD, and 
lost 18 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think GUNSLINGER 
should let SERGEANT 1 be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was 
the wiseguy that said DAL SHANG's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Blazing 
Unicorn?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  Like, is NORBEN THE LESSER 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of DAL SHANG!  He's got a 
8-19-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bummer!  SERGEANT 1 got wasted by 
GUNSLINGER!  But with a 12-9-1, I guess MEDAL OF HONOR C11 aren't too bummed.  That 
was so totally rude when GUNSLINGER wasted SERGEANT 1.  I think all you warriors in 
DAL SHANG should gang up on POSSE!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would 
like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUNSLINGER 6960              15   4  1   145       POSSE (718)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 7 7273              12   8  1   119       MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 8 7271              15   6  0    90       MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748)
 KARANZA THE WILD 7311        15  12  0    82       SAND DANCERS (233)
 LADY LUCK 7370               10   1  0    81       POSSE (718)
 HEROD 7354                    7   2  0    70       POSSE (718)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DERRINGER 7381                8   2  1    63       POSSE (718)
 SERGEANT 3 7343               9   6  1    59       MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (748)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK TRIPPER 7376             6   3  0    46       LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)
 AN YEE 7296                   6  25  1    44       SAND DANCERS (233)
 NORBEN THE LESSER 7310        8  19  0    43       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KO THE AVERAGE 7358           6   8  1    32       SAND DANCERS (233)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387         5   1  0    16       SAND DANCERS (233)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLWHIS THE CAND        0  0 0                      KO THE AVERAGE 7358   586  NONE
SERGEANT 1 7326        12  9 1 MEDAL OF HONOR C 748 GUNSLINGER 6960       586   
JUNKMAN 7395            0  1 0 POSSE 718            SMALL BELRAN          586  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Three-two!  To be sure, two of the wins were over standbys, actually the SAME
standby, but they were wins. -- An Yee

An Yee -- I was NOT "cahooting" with Herol Two-Finger!  Just because I was talking to
him before the fight--asking after his sister, you know--does not mean we were
plotting about something. -- Chaego ten Selah
P.S.  "Cahooting"!  That sounds like a shorter way of saying "getting roaring drunk,"
and we wouldn't do that.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUNKMAN was butchered by SMALL BELRAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUNSLINGER butchered SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Title duel.
LADY LUCK demolished SERGEANT 3 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
HEROD was luckily beaten by KARANZA THE WILD in a 2 minute fight.
DERRINGER savagely defeated NORBEN THE LESSER in a 3 minute competition.
AN YEE was overpowered by JACK TRIPPER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHAEGO TEN SELAH was devastated by FELTAR OF ILLIS in a 1 minute competition.
KO THE AVERAGE viciously butchered POLWHIS THE CANDLE in a 1 minute gruesome melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   7 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  19 -  1      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 586 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   GUNSLINGER 6960            15   4  1  145 POSSE (718)
WALL OF STEEL    KARANZA THE WILD 7311      15  12  0   82 SAND DANCERS (233)
PARRY-STRIKE     LADY LUCK 7370             10   1  0   81 POSSE (718)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEROD 7354                  7   2  0   70 POSSE (718)
LUNGING ATTACK   DERRINGER 7381              8   2  1   63 POSSE (718)
AIMED BLOW       JACK TRIPPER 7376           6   3  0   46 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GUNSLINGER 6960.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DERRINGER 7381.  The ten other most popular fighters were LADY LUCK 7370, HEROD 
7354, KARANZA THE WILD 7311, GUNSLINGER 6960, JACK TRIPPER 7376, KO THE AVERAGE 7358, 
JUNKMAN 7395, SERGEANT 1 7326, SERGEANT 3 7343, and NORBEN THE LESSER 7310.

The least popular fighter this week was CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AN YEE 7296, NORBEN THE LESSER 7310, SERGEANT 3 7343, SERGEANT 
1 7326, JUNKMAN 7395, KO THE AVERAGE 7358, JACK TRIPPER 7376, GUNSLINGER 6960, 
KARANZA THE WILD 7311, and HEROD 7354.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EYE LINER 4957 (76-66-0)               2  3  0         GIRL STUFF           

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LYTA ALEXANDER 5021 (40-14-0)          0  3  0         THE INQUISITION      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IRONIC TWIST 7198 (39-14-2)            3  3  0         THE MOTHERSHIP CE    
ANNABEL BLACKHEART 6769 (26-17-3)      0  3  0         POSSE                
ROOSTER 1414 (30-25-1)                 0  3  0         KILLER TUNES         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLUE FLU 4U BOO BOO 4500 (0-0-0)       0  3  0         COLOR BLIND          

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ABITA 7289 (10-2-0)                    3  3  0         MMM BEER             

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RANM 7300 (3-2-0)                      1  3  0         GRIZZLED VETERANS    
STREECK 7298 (2-1-0)                   0  3  0         GRIZZLED VETERANS    

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VESEMIR 7348 (0-0-0)                   8  3  0         WITCHERS             
MORENN 7345 (1-1-0)                    6  3  0         WITCHERS             
MUGGING 3809 (0-1-0)                   1  3  0         JOB HAZARDS          
DOG BITE 3811 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         JOB HAZARDS          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ESKEL 7363 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         WITCHERS             
JACK TRIPPER 7376 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         LAUGH TRACK LORDS    
HEROD 7354 (0-0-0)                     0  3  0         POSSE                

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.