DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/11/2015 Duedate: 11/24/2015
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-612
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NORBEN THE LESSER
SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7310) [16-37-0,94]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NORBEN THE LESSER POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7310) [16-37-0,94]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JACK TRIPPER ROT
LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7376) [20-13-0,86] (65-7407) [4-4-0,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (233) 23
2. THAT SMELL (760) 9 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)
3. POSSE (718) 0 Unchartered Team
4. TOLBIN'S GEMS (749) 0
5. LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) -9 BLADES OF STEEL (686)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 TOLBIN'S GEMS (749) 80 43 2 65.0 1/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233) 7 5 0
2/ 2 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 20 13 0 60.6 2- 1 TOLBIN'S GEMS (749) 3 4 0
3- 3 POSSE (718) 271 271 20 50.0 3- 3 POSSE (718) 3 7 0
4/ 0 THAT SMELL (760) 18 18 2 50.0 4/ 0 THAT SMELL (760) 2 2 0
5/ 4 SAND DANCERS (233) %1375 %1448 43 48.7 5/ 4 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. SAND DANCERS now holds the crown and
they are betting they can keep it. Hey everybody, watch out for ROT, who flew up 15
points in the rankings after mashing SAGAT OF PAIDAN like a melon. Keep your eye on
this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was CHAEGO TEN SELAH, who dropped
4 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MALDI STONEBREAKER.
Well, everybody's pal AN YEE moved his record to 19-38-1 by defeating JACK TRIPPER in
the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 14 recognition points. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DAL SHANG arena. Did you
hear that POSSE was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene
of POSSE's warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling
your rasberries, cause LAUGH TRACK LORDS beats feet every time POSSE smiles at them.
Try farming, eh? And who is this NORBEN THE LESSER you ask, with 94 points and a
16-37-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! There's got to be more reason
for the sending of DA1 to the Dark Arena than his record (2-1-1). Anybody got any
ideas THAT SMELL? Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very
important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAL SHANG have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NORBEN THE LESSER 7310 16 37 0 94 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NAVARONE 7426 12 3 2 92 POSSE (718)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CITRINE 7279 19 7 0 90 TOLBIN'S GEMS (749)
KO THE AVERAGE 7358 19 21 2 89 SAND DANCERS (233)
JACK TRIPPER 7376 20 13 0 86 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)
CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387 15 17 0 81 SAND DANCERS (233)
-MALACHITE 7283 14 12 1 78 TOLBIN'S GEMS (749)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROT 7407 4 4 0 42 THAT SMELL (760)
-PINKERTON 7469 5 2 0 35 POSSE (718)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RESIN 7408 4 1 0 32 THAT SMELL (760)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CITRUS 7446 5 1 0 23 THAT SMELL (760)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 7470 2 1 1 THAT SMELL 760 SMALL BELRAN 612 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Okay, huh, I get to write a personal, after MONTHS of silence. About time!
Especially since I'm graduating and won't have another chance. Back in June, when I
wrote our last personal, it seemed like this might be sort of a chore. Now, it's a
thing to be glad about it. Yes! The Sand Dancers are returning to the personals!
Jorja says she'll even hunt out the replacement rollup, presumed to be somewhere in
the stack of turns-not-read, and submit it. For now, we really are back. We've even
been threatened with some sort of limited adventure. Be still my bounding joy. -- An
Yee, glad to be getting out alive
Citrine -- You're a familiar face, but should I trust a total parry with yellow eyes?
Every time I see you, I get this mental image of some big CAT, and I have always known
that cats should be treated with caution. -- An Yee
P.S. Want to come over to my place and have a dish of cream?
Jack Tripper -- I wish you would trip in the arena. People are always dropping stuff
out there on the sands, weapons, initiatives, you name it. Couldn't you trip over
some of it? -- Ko the Average
Malachite -- The thing is, I've been taking lessons from a gem-cutter. And it WORKS.
-- Norben the Lesser
P.S. Nothing personal, I rather like malachite as a gem, just not as an opponent on
the sands.
Ha! I live to hear the standbys cry out how much they hurt. -- Chaego ten Selah
Maul? MAUL? (sigh) High, low, bash. -- An Yee
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by SMALL BELRAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AN YEE vanquished JACK TRIPPER in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
NORBEN THE LESSER savagely defeated MALDI STONEBREAKER in a 5 minute Title duel.
KO THE AVERAGE overpowered HELVAN QUICKHAND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHAEGO TEN SELAH was narrowly defeated by MALDI STONEBREAKER in a 3 minute struggle.
RESIN was unbelievably bested by KORKA THE HAIRY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ROT viciously subdued SAGAT OF PAIDAN in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
CITRUS defeated FELTAR OF ILLIS in a dull 6 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 - 1 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 13 - 0 19 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 612 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JACK TRIPPER 7376 20 13 0 86 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JACK TRIPPER 7376. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROT 7407. The ten other most popular fighters were NORBEN THE LESSER 7310,
CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387, KO THE AVERAGE 7358, RESIN 7408, DA1 7470, JACK TRIPPER 7376,
CITRUS 7446, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was CITRUS 7446. The other ten least popular
fighters were JACK TRIPPER 7376, DA1 7470, RESIN 7408, KO THE AVERAGE 7358, CHAEGO
TEN SELAH 7387, NORBEN THE LESSER 7310, ROT 7407, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HEMATITE (65-7282) TOLBIN'S GEMS (749)
AN YEE (65-7296) SAND DANCERS (233)