DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/09/2015 Duedate: 12/22/2015 DAL SHANG ARENA DM-65 TURN-614 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS TURK-Y MONSTER THE INQUISITION (742) (65-7168) [9-0-0,112] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader TURK-Y MONSTER HITMAN HARRY THE INQUISITION (742) WEIRD STUDENTS (763) (65-7168) [9-0-0,112] (65-7436) [6-2-0,81] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite KO THE AVERAGE HITMAN HARRY SAND DANCERS (233) WEIRD STUDENTS (763) (65-7358) [20-22-2,91] (65-7436) [6-2-0,81] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM WEIRD STUDENTS (763) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. WEIRD STUDENTS (763) 48 2. VELA (766) 34 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 3. SAND DANCERS (233) 15 Unchartered Team 4. THE INQUISITION (742) 14 5. THAT SMELL (760) 0 WEIRD STUDENTS (763) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (763) 28 10 0 73.7 1/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (763) 6 2 0 2/ 3 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 21 14 0 60.0 2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 6 5 0 3/ 5 SAND DANCERS (233) %1378 %1452 43 48.7 3/ 5 THE INQUISITION (742) 2 0 0 4- 6 THAT SMELL (760) 18 19 2 48.6 4/ 0*VELA (766) 2 3 1 5/ 7 THE INQUISITION (742) 41 45 1 47.7 5- 4 THAT SMELL (760) 2 3 0 6/ 0*VELA (766) 2 3 1 40.0 6/ 2 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) 1 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit the road, Debby Tonte. DAL SHANG needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, SAND DANCERS, but WEIRD STUDENTS was just too good to be stopped. I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but LAUGH TRACK LORDS really goofed with their 0-1-0. MVP award for HITMAN HARRY? WEIRD STUDENTS' proud of him after beating NORBEN THE LESSER and getting 22 points. Was that a tear I saw in TURK-Y MONSTER's eye, as it took over Duelmastership? And wasn't JACK TRIPPER fit to be tied! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me! I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just wing this stuff. The warriors of LAUGH TRACK LORDS must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are THE INQUISITION? LAUGH TRACK LORDS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can SAND DANCERS' NORBEN THE LESSER be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same? What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TURK-Y MONSTER 7168 9 0 0 112 THE INQUISITION (742) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KO THE AVERAGE 7358 20 22 2 91 SAND DANCERS (233) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387 17 17 0 87 SAND DANCERS (233) NORBEN THE LESSER 7310 16 39 0 87 SAND DANCERS (233) HITMAN HARRY 7436 6 2 0 81 WEIRD STUDENTS (763) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MASCULINE ODOR 7177 9 5 0 66 THE INQUISITION (742) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PRETTY PREACHER 7440 7 1 0 56 WEIRD STUDENTS (763) MARVELOUS MARK 7439 5 3 0 50 WEIRD STUDENTS (763) -15 MINSOF BLISS 7170 5 4 1 42 THE INQUISITION (742) -ROT 7407 4 4 0 42 THAT SMELL (760) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -RESIN 7408 4 1 0 32 THAT SMELL (760) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CITRUS 7446 5 1 0 23 THAT SMELL (760) -SHALLOW SHARK 7438 4 2 0 23 WEIRD STUDENTS (763) HAPPY HARRY 7474 2 0 0 21 WEIRD STUDENTS (763) GAMMA VELORUM 7502 1 0 1 16 VELA (766) KAPPA VELORUM 7501 1 0 0 6 VELA (766) HAR LI 7506 0 1 0 1 SAND DANCERS (233) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? OLTIMAL THE LAME 0 0 0 GAMMA VELORUM 7502 614 NONE DELTA VELORUM 7504 0 1 0 VELA 766 BLACK STORM 614 NONE LAMBDA VELORUM 7503 0 1 0 VELA 766 SMALL BELRAN 614 NONE OMICORM VELORUM 7505 0 1 0 VELA 766 SERPENT SLAYER 614 NONE PERSONAL ADS Jack Tripper -- You TRIPPED me! And that's the kind of detail Jorja's likely to remember, curse her. -- Norben the Lesser P.S. At least I survived, though what I'm going to do with a riposte skill I can't imagine. Hitman Harry -- At last, instructions I can go with. Hit the man Harry. And I did. -- Chaego ten Selah Turk-Y Monster -- Darn straight. I was riding back to town a couple of days ago, along about twilight, and my horse just EXPLODED. A wild turkey had flown across the road, well, half way across, and smacked right into him. Totally monstrous. THAT bird was stunned, unlike YOU, and we had it for dinner the next day. Ha. -- Ko the Average Through our customary bad luck, Jorja happened to actually READ our personals last time, and she's threatening to make US do our own grocery shopping. Horrid thought! I can probably get out of it, since I'm graduated, but the others will have to do the dirty work. Hanna the Housekeeper is LAUGHING at us. It bodes ill. -- An Yee We congratulate Jack Tripper and will be glad to see the last of him. He really did trip me, you know. -- Norben the Lesser LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LAMBDA VELORUM was butchered by SMALL BELRAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. DELTA VELORUM was butchered by BLACK STORM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. OMICORM VELORUM was easily killed by SERPENT SLAYER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. JACK TRIPPER was overpowered by TURK-Y MONSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel. NORBEN THE LESSER was viciously subdued by HITMAN HARRY in a 3 minute one-sided fight. CHAEGO TEN SELAH bested SWEET ANELLA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's duel. KO THE AVERAGE viciously subdued MALDI STONEBREAKER in a 3 minute competition. PRETTY PREACHER vanquished DENGAN THE TRADER in a 2 minute uneven duel. MARVELOUS MARK defeated DENGAN THE TRADER in a 2 minute duel. HAPPY HARRY vanquished BERVAN THE TINKER in a tiresome 7 minute one-sided fight. GAMMA VELORUM put to death OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout. KAPPA VELORUM savagely defeated HAR LI in a 3 minute bloody amateur's competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 1 100 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 12 - 0 59 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 1 56 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 | |AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 8 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 13 - 0 24 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 614 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK TURK-Y MONSTER 7168 9 0 0 112 THE INQUISITION (742) BASHING ATTACK PRETTY PREACHER 7440 7 1 0 56 WEIRD STUDENTS (763) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is KO THE AVERAGE 7358. The most popular warrior this turn was HITMAN HARRY 7436. The ten other most popular fighters were KO THE AVERAGE 7358, MARVELOUS MARK 7439, NORBEN THE LESSER 7310, PRETTY PREACHER 7440, KAPPA VELORUM 7501, TURK-Y MONSTER 7168, CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387, GAMMA VELORUM 7502, LAMBDA VELORUM 7503, and DELTA VELORUM 7504. The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY HARRY 7474. The other ten least popular fighters were HAR LI 7506, OMICORM VELORUM 7505, DELTA VELORUM 7504, LAMBDA VELORUM 7503, GAMMA VELORUM 7502, CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387, TURK-Y MONSTER 7168, KAPPA VELORUM 7501, PRETTY PREACHER 7440, and NORBEN THE LESSER 7310. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: KO THE AVERAGE (65-7358) SAND DANCERS (233) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: JACK TRIPPER (65-7376) LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758) NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. MALCOLM X (5-2496) BLACK BULLDOGS (11) GO WEST (82-40489) ROOKIE CULT 3 (6754) THUNDERBIRD (82-30981) THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) LBA DOMINATION (82-11488) NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) SSG 4 (84-18771) MEDAL OF HONOR D11 (3333) ROONEY (84-35472) THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6203) ROBBER (84-35428) THIRSTY THUGS 1307 (6194) TOBIAS BEECHER (65-5035) OZ 2 (556) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes