DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/09/2015    Duedate: 12/22/2015

DAL SHANG ARENA

DM-65    TURN-614

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TURK-Y MONSTER
THE INQUISITION (742)
(65-7168) [9-0-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TURK-Y MONSTER                 HITMAN HARRY
THE INQUISITION (742)          WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
(65-7168) [9-0-0,112]          (65-7436) [6-2-0,81]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KO THE AVERAGE                 HITMAN HARRY
SAND DANCERS (233)             WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
(65-7358) [20-22-2,91]         (65-7436) [6-2-0,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (763)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (763)        48
2. VELA (766)                  34      LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)
3. SAND DANCERS (233)          15      Unchartered Team
4. THE INQUISITION (742)       14
5. THAT SMELL (760)             0      WEIRD STUDENTS (763)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (763)      28  10  0 73.7   1/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (763)      6  2 0
 2/ 3 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)   21  14  0 60.0   2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233)        6  5 0
 3/ 5 SAND DANCERS (233)       %1378 %1452 43 48.7   3/ 5 THE INQUISITION (742)     2  0 0
 4- 6 THAT SMELL (760)          18  19  2 48.6   4/ 0*VELA (766)                2  3 1
 5/ 7 THE INQUISITION (742)     41  45  1 47.7   5- 4 THAT SMELL (760)          2  3 0
 6/ 0*VELA (766)                 2   3  1 40.0   6/ 2 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)   1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DAL SHANG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, SAND 
DANCERS, but WEIRD STUDENTS was just too good to be stopped.  I don't wanna hurt 
anybody's feelings or anything, but LAUGH TRACK LORDS really goofed with their 0-1-0. 
MVP award for HITMAN HARRY?  WEIRD STUDENTS' proud of him after beating NORBEN THE 
LESSER and getting 22 points.  Was that a tear I saw in TURK-Y MONSTER's eye, as it 
took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't JACK TRIPPER fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of LAUGH TRACK LORDS must be getting lonely.  They 
were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What 
kind of warriors are THE INQUISITION?  LAUGH TRACK LORDS, an easy team to beat if I 
ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can SAND DANCERS' NORBEN THE 
LESSER be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the 
same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURK-Y MONSTER 7168           9   0  0   112       THE INQUISITION (742)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KO THE AVERAGE 7358          20  22  2    91       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387        17  17  0    87       SAND DANCERS (233)
 NORBEN THE LESSER 7310       16  39  0    87       SAND DANCERS (233)
 HITMAN HARRY 7436             6   2  0    81       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MASCULINE ODOR 7177           9   5  0    66       THE INQUISITION (742)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRETTY PREACHER 7440          7   1  0    56       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
 MARVELOUS MARK 7439           5   3  0    50       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
-15 MINSOF BLISS 7170          5   4  1    42       THE INQUISITION (742)
-ROT 7407                      4   4  0    42       THAT SMELL (760)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RESIN 7408                    4   1  0    32       THAT SMELL (760)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CITRUS 7446                   5   1  0    23       THAT SMELL (760)
-SHALLOW SHARK 7438            4   2  0    23       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
 HAPPY HARRY 7474              2   0  0    21       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
 GAMMA VELORUM 7502            1   0  1    16       VELA (766)
 KAPPA VELORUM 7501            1   0  0     6       VELA (766)
 HAR LI 7506                   0   1  0     1       SAND DANCERS (233)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OLTIMAL THE LAME        0  0 0                      GAMMA VELORUM 7502    614  NONE
DELTA VELORUM 7504      0  1 0 VELA 766             BLACK STORM           614  NONE
LAMBDA VELORUM 7503     0  1 0 VELA 766             SMALL BELRAN          614  NONE
OMICORM VELORUM 7505    0  1 0 VELA 766             SERPENT SLAYER        614  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jack Tripper -- You TRIPPED me!  And that's the kind of detail Jorja's likely to 
remember, curse her. -- Norben the Lesser
P.S.  At least I survived, though what I'm going to do with a riposte skill I can't 
imagine.

Hitman Harry -- At last, instructions I can go with.  Hit the man Harry. And I did. -- 
Chaego ten Selah

Turk-Y Monster -- Darn straight.  I was riding back to town a couple of days ago, 
along about twilight, and my horse just EXPLODED.  A wild turkey had flown across the 
road, well, half way across, and smacked right into him.  Totally monstrous.  THAT 
bird was stunned, unlike YOU, and we had it for dinner the next day.  Ha. -- Ko the 
Average

Through our customary bad luck, Jorja happened to actually READ our personals last 
time, and she's threatening to make US do our own grocery shopping.  Horrid thought!  
I can probably get out of it, since I'm graduated, but the others will have to do the 
dirty work.  Hanna the Housekeeper is LAUGHING at us.  It bodes ill. -- An Yee

We congratulate Jack Tripper and will be glad to see the last of him.  He really did 
trip me, you know. -- Norben the Lesser

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LAMBDA VELORUM was butchered by SMALL BELRAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DELTA VELORUM was butchered by BLACK STORM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
OMICORM VELORUM was easily killed by SERPENT SLAYER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JACK TRIPPER was overpowered by TURK-Y MONSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
NORBEN THE LESSER was viciously subdued by HITMAN HARRY in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
CHAEGO TEN SELAH bested SWEET ANELLA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's duel.
KO THE AVERAGE viciously subdued MALDI STONEBREAKER in a 3 minute competition.
PRETTY PREACHER vanquished DENGAN THE TRADER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
MARVELOUS MARK defeated DENGAN THE TRADER in a 2 minute duel.
HAPPY HARRY vanquished BERVAN THE TINKER in a tiresome 7 minute one-sided fight.
GAMMA VELORUM put to death OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
KAPPA VELORUM savagely defeated HAR LI in a 3 minute bloody amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 614 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TURK-Y MONSTER 7168         9   0  0  112 THE INQUISITION (742)
BASHING ATTACK   PRETTY PREACHER 7440        7   1  0   56 WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KO THE AVERAGE 7358.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HITMAN HARRY 7436.  The ten other most popular fighters were KO THE AVERAGE 
7358, MARVELOUS MARK 7439, NORBEN THE LESSER 7310, PRETTY PREACHER 7440, KAPPA 
VELORUM 7501, TURK-Y MONSTER 7168, CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387, GAMMA VELORUM 7502, LAMBDA 
VELORUM 7503, and DELTA VELORUM 7504.

The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY HARRY 7474.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HAR LI 7506, OMICORM VELORUM 7505, DELTA VELORUM 7504, LAMBDA 
VELORUM 7503, GAMMA VELORUM 7502, CHAEGO TEN SELAH 7387, TURK-Y MONSTER 7168, KAPPA 
VELORUM 7501, PRETTY PREACHER 7440, and NORBEN THE LESSER 7310.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KO THE AVERAGE (65-7358) SAND DANCERS (233)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JACK TRIPPER (65-7376) LAUGH TRACK LORDS (758)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       MALCOLM X (5-2496) BLACK BULLDOGS  (11) 
                       GO WEST (82-40489) ROOKIE CULT 3  (6754) 
                  THUNDERBIRD (82-30981) THIRSTY THUGS 0415  (5090) 
                 LBA DOMINATION (82-11488) NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE  (1672) 
                     SSG 4 (84-18771) MEDAL OF HONOR D11  (3333) 
                     ROONEY (84-35472) THIRSTY THUGS 1308  (6203) 
                     ROBBER (84-35428) THIRSTY THUGS 1307  (6194) 
                         TOBIAS BEECHER (65-5035) OZ 2  (556) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes