DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/01/2017 Duedate: 02/14/2017
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-641
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CRACKERMAN
KILLER TUNES (191)
(65-6421) [10-7-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CRACKERMAN NAMASTE Y'ALL
KILLER TUNES (191) BUMPER WISDOM (771)
(65-6421) [10-7-0,105] (65-7587) [4-0-0,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOFFIT HIGH-END BUN
SAND DANCERS (233) TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
(65-7511) [8-19-0,53] (65-7554) [15-4-1,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KILLER TUNES (191) 46
2. BUMPER WISDOM (771) 15 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
3. SAND DANCERS (233) -9 Unchartered Team
4. TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769) -14
BUMPER WISDOM (771)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BUMPER WISDOM (771) 4 0 0 100 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 10 5 0
2/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769) 15 4 1 78.9 2/ 0 KILLER TUNES (191) 4 1 0
3/ 0 KILLER TUNES (191) 142 118 7 54.6 3/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769) 2 1 0
4/ 3 SAND DANCERS (233) %1439 %1526 43 48.5 4/ 3*BUMPER WISDOM (771) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DAL
SHANG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see ANOTHER BRICK PT2 win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 beat WHIR LI and WHIR LI lost 13 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as CRACKERMAN takes the Title and
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes,
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?
Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DAL SHANG's
morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the DAL SHANG arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRACKERMAN 6421 10 7 0 105 KILLER TUNES (191)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HIGH-END BUN 7554 15 4 1 91 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEMORRHAGE 6420 10 7 1 77 KILLER TUNES (191)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475 6 5 1 56 KILLER TUNES (191)
MOFFIT 7511 8 19 0 53 SAND DANCERS (233)
NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 4 0 0 52 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
HURL LI 7572 10 6 0 50 SAND DANCERS (233)
WHIR LI 7608 9 1 0 40 SAND DANCERS (233)
LIRI TYL AI 7515 7 19 0 40 SAND DANCERS (233)
KURR LI 7607 5 5 0 37 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORK SODA 6870 3 4 0 25 KILLER TUNES (191)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLITHER 6887 2 2 0 18 KILLER TUNES (191)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Three-two against standbys? That's not impressive. And the only other managed
gladiator besides us who fought was the duelmaster, High End Bum. Who did, at least,
win. -- the disgruntled Sand Dancers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HIGH-END BUN was unbelievably bested by CRACKERMAN in a 3 minute master's Title fight.
HEMORRHAGE slimly lost to SWEET ANELLA in a action packed 1 minute battle.
WHIR LI was subdued by ANOTHER BRICK PT2 in a 1 minute fight.
HURL LI won victory over DENGAN THE TRADER in a 1 minute brawl.
NAMASTE Y'ALL devastated LIRI TYL AI in a monotonous 7 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MOFFIT devastated DENGAN THE TRADER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KURR LI was devastated by ONE-EYED YOFAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PORK SODA luckily beat OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 4 minute gruesome melee.
SLITHER vanquished BERVAN THE TINKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 2 - 0 86 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 3 - 0 83 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 641 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY CRACKERMAN 6421 10 7 0 105 KILLER TUNES (191)
WALL OF STEEL HIGH-END BUN 7554 15 4 1 91 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
SLASHING ATTACK HEMORRHAGE 6420 10 7 1 77 KILLER TUNES (191)
LUNGING ATTACK ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475 6 5 1 56 KILLER TUNES (191)
BASHING ATTACK HURL LI 7572 10 6 0 50 SAND DANCERS (233)
AIMED BLOW WHIR LI 7608 9 1 0 40 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOFFIT 7511. The most popular warrior this turn was
HIGH-END BUN 7554. The ten other most popular fighters were HURL LI 7572, CRACKERMAN
6421, HEMORRHAGE 6420, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, MOFFIT 7511, KURR LI 7607, SLITHER
6887, WHIR LI 7608, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, and PORK SODA 6870.
The least popular fighter this week was LIRI TYL AI 7515. The other ten least
popular fighters were PORK SODA 6870, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, WHIR LI 7608, SLITHER 6887,
KURR LI 7607, MOFFIT 7511, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, HEMORRHAGE 6420, CRACKERMAN 6421,
and HURL LI 7572.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVIII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TITANIA 5835 (43-27-0) 0 5 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ABITA 7289 (11-2-0) 3 3 0 MMM BEER
BLUE FLU 4U BOO BOO 4500 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 COLOR BLIND
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ROT 7407 (8-5-0) 1 3 1 THAT SMELL
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 (3-0-0) 9 3 0 BUMPER WISDOM
SIOUX 7544 (3-2-0) 5 3 0 POSSE