DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/01/2017    Duedate: 02/14/2017

DAL SHANG ARENA

DM-65    TURN-641

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRACKERMAN
KILLER TUNES (191)
(65-6421) [10-7-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRACKERMAN                     NAMASTE Y'ALL
KILLER TUNES (191)             BUMPER WISDOM (771)
(65-6421) [10-7-0,105]         (65-7587) [4-0-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOFFIT                         HIGH-END BUN
SAND DANCERS (233)             TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
(65-7511) [8-19-0,53]          (65-7554) [15-4-1,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (233)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KILLER TUNES (191)          46
2. BUMPER WISDOM (771)         15      TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
3. SAND DANCERS (233)          -9      Unchartered Team
4. TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)   -14
                                       BUMPER WISDOM (771)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BUMPER WISDOM (771)        4   0  0  100   1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233)       10  5 0
 2/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)  15   4  1 78.9   2/ 0 KILLER TUNES (191)        4  1 0
 3/ 0 KILLER TUNES (191)       142 118  7 54.6   3/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)  2  1 0
 4/ 3 SAND DANCERS (233)       %1439 %1526 43 48.5   4/ 3*BUMPER WISDOM (771)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DAL 
SHANG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see ANOTHER BRICK PT2 win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 beat WHIR LI and WHIR LI lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as CRACKERMAN takes the Title and 
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DAL SHANG's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DAL SHANG arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACKERMAN 6421              10   7  0   105       KILLER TUNES (191)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH-END BUN 7554            15   4  1    91       TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEMORRHAGE 6420              10   7  1    77       KILLER TUNES (191)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475        6   5  1    56       KILLER TUNES (191)
 MOFFIT 7511                   8  19  0    53       SAND DANCERS (233)
 NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587            4   0  0    52       BUMPER WISDOM (771)
 HURL LI 7572                 10   6  0    50       SAND DANCERS (233)
 WHIR LI 7608                  9   1  0    40       SAND DANCERS (233)
 LIRI TYL AI 7515              7  19  0    40       SAND DANCERS (233)
 KURR LI 7607                  5   5  0    37       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORK SODA 6870                3   4  0    25       KILLER TUNES (191)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 6887                  2   2  0    18       KILLER TUNES (191)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Three-two against standbys?  That's not impressive.  And the only other managed 
gladiator besides us who fought was the duelmaster, High End Bum.  Who did, at least, 
win. -- the disgruntled Sand Dancers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIGH-END BUN was unbelievably bested by CRACKERMAN in a 3 minute master's Title fight.
HEMORRHAGE slimly lost to SWEET ANELLA in a action packed 1 minute battle.
WHIR LI was subdued by ANOTHER BRICK PT2 in a 1 minute fight.
HURL LI won victory over DENGAN THE TRADER in a 1 minute brawl.
NAMASTE Y'ALL devastated LIRI TYL AI in a monotonous 7 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MOFFIT devastated DENGAN THE TRADER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KURR LI was devastated by ONE-EYED YOFAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PORK SODA luckily beat OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 4 minute gruesome melee.
SLITHER vanquished BERVAN THE TINKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   2 -  0      86  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   3 -  0      83  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 641 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CRACKERMAN 6421            10   7  0  105 KILLER TUNES (191)
WALL OF STEEL    HIGH-END BUN 7554          15   4  1   91 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEMORRHAGE 6420            10   7  1   77 KILLER TUNES (191)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475      6   5  1   56 KILLER TUNES (191)
BASHING ATTACK   HURL LI 7572               10   6  0   50 SAND DANCERS (233)
AIMED BLOW       WHIR LI 7608                9   1  0   40 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOFFIT 7511.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HIGH-END BUN 7554.  The ten other most popular fighters were HURL LI 7572, CRACKERMAN 
6421, HEMORRHAGE 6420, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, MOFFIT 7511, KURR LI 7607, SLITHER 
6887, WHIR LI 7608, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, and PORK SODA 6870.

The least popular fighter this week was LIRI TYL AI 7515.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PORK SODA 6870, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, WHIR LI 7608, SLITHER 6887, 
KURR LI 7607, MOFFIT 7511, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, HEMORRHAGE 6420, CRACKERMAN 6421, 
and HURL LI 7572.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TITANIA 5835 (43-27-0)                 0  5  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3J   

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ABITA 7289 (11-2-0)                    3  3  0         MMM BEER             
BLUE FLU 4U BOO BOO 4500 (0-0-0)       1  3  0         COLOR BLIND          

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROT 7407 (8-5-0)                       1  3  1         THAT SMELL           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 (3-0-0)             9  3  0         BUMPER WISDOM        
SIOUX 7544 (3-2-0)                     5  3  0         POSSE