DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/01/2017    Duedate: 03/14/2017

DAL SHANG ARENA

DM-65    TURN-643

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRACKERMAN
KILLER TUNES (191)
(65-6421) [11-8-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRACKERMAN                     NAMASTE Y'ALL
KILLER TUNES (191)             BUMPER WISDOM (771)
(65-6421) [11-8-0,95]          (65-7587) [5-1-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOFFIT                         HEMORRHAGE
SAND DANCERS (233)             KILLER TUNES (191)
(65-7511) [9-20-0,54]          (65-6420) [12-7-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KILLER TUNES (191)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (233)          18
2. KILLER TUNES (191)          13      TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)
3. BUMPER WISDOM (771)          8      Unchartered Team
4. TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)   -30
                                       BUMPER WISDOM (771)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)  16   5  1 76.2   1/ 2 KILLER TUNES (191)       11  4 0
 2/ 1*BUMPER WISDOM (771)        5   3  0 62.5   2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233)        9  6 0
 3/ 3 KILLER TUNES (191)       149 121  7 55.2   3/ 4*BUMPER WISDOM (771)       2  3 0
 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (233)       %1446 %1529 43 48.6   4/ 3 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)  1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DAL SHANG?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, SAND DANCERS, since KILLER 
TUNES took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see WHIR LI win a fight and gain 8 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 beat KURR LI and KURR LI lost 3 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster OLTA THE TREE Dark Arena Challenged this 
turn.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as OLTA THE TREE killed the Duelmaster, 
HIGH-END BUN, leaving TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 in mourning.  This incredible death has 
allowed, I might add, CRACKERMAN from KILLER TUNES to ascend to the throne of 
Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DAL SHANG's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in DAL SHANG to get a drink than The Blazing 
Unicorn!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACKERMAN 6421              11   8  0    95       KILLER TUNES (191)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEMORRHAGE 6420              12   7  1    90       KILLER TUNES (191)
 ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475        8   5  1    67       KILLER TUNES (191)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587            5   1  0    61       BUMPER WISDOM (771)
 HURL LI 7572                 12   6  0    60       SAND DANCERS (233)
 WHIR LI 7608                 11   1  0    57       SAND DANCERS (233)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOFFIT 7511                   9  20  0    54       SAND DANCERS (233)
 LIRI TYL AI 7515              8  20  0    47       SAND DANCERS (233)
 KURR LI 7607                  6   6  0    37       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 6887                  3   3  0    26       KILLER TUNES (191)
 PORK SODA 6870                4   5  0    25       KILLER TUNES (191)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLACK LABS MATTE 7585   0  1 0 BUMPER WISDOM 771    SARZINA THE BRIG      643  NONE
HIGH-END BUN 7554      16  5 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS  769 OLTA THE TREE         643  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Namaste Y'All -- You keep SAYING that, but you don't MEAN it. -- Moffit

Pork Soda -- Yuck. -- Kurr Li

Another Brick PT2 -- (sigh)  I don't DO bricks. -- Liri tyl Ai

And a couple of wins over standbys.

Our congratulations to High-End Bun. -- Jorja and the Sand Dancers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIGH-END BUN was viciously butchered by OLTA THE TREE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLACK LABS MATTER was murdered by SARZINA THE BRIGHT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CRACKERMAN narrowly defeated CAPTIAN LENSAR in a action packed 5 minute Title fight.
HEMORRHAGE viciously subdued NAMASTE Y'ALL in a popular 5 minute gory contest.
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 demolished KURR LI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WHIR LI vanquished KORKA THE HAIRY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HURL LI overpowered SLITHER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LIRI TYL AI viciously subdued SAGAT OF PAIDAN in a 3 minute uneven melee.
MOFFIT defeated SAGAT OF PAIDAN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
PORK SODA luckily beat FELTAR OF ILLIS in a dull 7 minute gory match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   3 -  0      82  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 643 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CRACKERMAN 6421            11   8  0   95 KILLER TUNES (191)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEMORRHAGE 6420            12   7  1   90 KILLER TUNES (191)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475      8   5  1   67 KILLER TUNES (191)
BASHING ATTACK   HURL LI 7572               12   6  0   60 SAND DANCERS (233)
AIMED BLOW       WHIR LI 7608               11   1  0   57 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOFFIT 7511.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HEMORRHAGE 6420.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIRI TYL AI 7515, MOFFIT 
7511, HURL LI 7572, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, WHIR LI 7608, CRACKERMAN 6421, NAMASTE 
Y'ALL 7587, SLITHER 6887, BLACK LABS MATTER 7585, and KURR LI 7607.

The least popular fighter this week was PORK SODA 6870.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KURR LI 7607, BLACK LABS MATTER 7585, SLITHER 6887, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, 
CRACKERMAN 6421, WHIR LI 7608, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, HURL LI 7572, MOFFIT 7511, and 
LIRI TYL AI 7515.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HIGH-END BUN (65-7554) TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769)