DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/29/2017 Duedate: 04/11/2017
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-645
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HURL LI
SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7572) [14-6-0,95]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HURL LI POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7572) [14-6-0,95]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOFFIT HEMORRHAGE
SAND DANCERS (233) KILLER TUNES (191)
(65-7511) [11-20-0,65] (65-6420) [13-8-1,89]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (233) 44
2. BUMPER WISDOM (771) 0 KILLER TUNES (191)
3. THAT SMELL (760) 0 Unchartered Team
4. TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769) 0
5. KILLER TUNES (191) -36 THE CURE (290)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769) 16 5 1 76.2 1/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233) 10 5 0
2- 2 THAT SMELL (760) 44 27 3 62.0 2/ 1 KILLER TUNES (191) 7 8 0
3- 3*BUMPER WISDOM (771) 6 4 0 60.0 3- 3 THAT SMELL (760) 4 1 0
4/ 4 KILLER TUNES (191) 152 128 7 54.3 4- 4*BUMPER WISDOM (771) 1 3 0
5/ 5 SAND DANCERS (233) %1452 %1533 43 48.6 5- 5 TMM EXPERIMENTS 23 (769) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DAL
SHANG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, KILLER TUNES, since SAND
DANCERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're
all terribly impressed to see WHIR LI win a fight and gain 9 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, MALDI STONEBREAKER beat HEMORRHAGE and HEMORRHAGE lost 9 points. You're
breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as HURL LI takes the
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Blazing
Unicorn, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff?
From DAL SHANG's trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? THAT SMELL was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was KILLER TUNES. Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in DAL SHANG to get a drink than The Blazing
Unicorn! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you
have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HURL LI 7572 14 6 0 95 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEMORRHAGE 6420 13 8 1 89 KILLER TUNES (191)
CRACKERMAN 6421 12 9 0 82 KILLER TUNES (191)
-NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 6 1 0 71 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHIR LI 7608 12 2 0 66 SAND DANCERS (233)
MOFFIT 7511 11 20 0 65 SAND DANCERS (233)
-POPCORN 7488 8 0 0 59 THAT SMELL (760)
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475 8 7 1 58 KILLER TUNES (191)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CITRUS 7446 13 1 0 55 THAT SMELL (760)
-RESIN 7408 9 3 1 55 THAT SMELL (760)
-ROT 7407 8 6 0 48 THAT SMELL (760)
LIRI TYL AI 7515 8 22 0 46 SAND DANCERS (233)
KURR LI 7607 7 7 0 41 SAND DANCERS (233)
SLITHER 6887 4 4 0 36 KILLER TUNES (191)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORK SODA 6870 4 7 0 25 KILLER TUNES (191)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHRAAAMP 7573 1 2 0 20 THAT SMELL (760)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Pork Soda -- Bleh, what a thought! -- Moffit
Slither -- Darned snake. I hate snakes. -- Liri tyl Ai
Hemorrhage -- (shocked look) I'm BLEEDING! -- Whir Li, feeling dizzy
Rot -- Darned arenamaster shouldn't have stopped me. What else could I do with
something stinking but bury it in the sand? -- Hurl Li
Resin -- Ack, sticky. -- Kurr Li
Slither -- You keep fights under your BELT? Does that work? -- Hurl Li
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRACKERMAN was viciously subdued by HURL LI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
HEMORRHAGE was subdued by MALDI STONEBREAKER in a popular 2 minute veteran's melee.
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 was unbelievably bested by WHIR LI in a popular 1 minute contest.
MOFFIT overpowered SLITHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
LIRI TYL AI was vanquished by MIM YELLOWHAIR in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
KURR LI beat PORK SODA in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 8 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 645 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK HURL LI 7572 14 6 0 95 SAND DANCERS (233)
SLASHING ATTACK HEMORRHAGE 6420 13 8 1 89 KILLER TUNES (191)
TOTAL PARRY CRACKERMAN 6421 12 9 0 82 KILLER TUNES (191)
AIMED BLOW WHIR LI 7608 12 2 0 66 SAND DANCERS (233)
LUNGING ATTACK ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475 8 7 1 58 KILLER TUNES (191)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOFFIT 7511. The most popular warrior this turn was
HEMORRHAGE 6420. The ten other most popular fighters were HURL LI 7572, KURR LI
7607, MOFFIT 7511, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, WHIR LI 7608, CRACKERMAN 6421, PORK SODA
6870, SLITHER 6887, LIRI TYL AI 7515, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was LIRI TYL AI 7515. The other ten least
popular fighters were SLITHER 6887, PORK SODA 6870, CRACKERMAN 6421, WHIR LI 7608,
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, MOFFIT 7511, KURR LI 7607, HURL LI 7572, HEMORRHAGE 6420, and
0.
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI
We have planned our summer FTF for July 14-16, 2017, in Kansas City, Missouri. It
will be held at the Hilton Kansas City Airport. Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-2
occupancy, which includes free wireless internet and mini-fridges. There's a fitness
center, indoor/outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and Starbucks
inside the hotel. There is a complimentary 24-hour airport shuttle and free parking.
The rooms are blocked. To reserve, go here:
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(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)
Hotel site: http://tinyurl.com/July16FTF
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!
-- RSI